WIC Agents should not do the following.

[Sunshine Temple]

Dang you're right.

Better luck next time.

[Spokavriel]

After reading the list again I think I have one although it is related to the one with Akane's cooking it's different because that one is only calling it a biohazzard.

I will not attempt to enlist Akane's aid in creating new pattern registering entities. Nor will I encourage her to do so on her own with recipe suggestions.
-Youma Egg Souflet(spelling check please)

It's not summoning so that one also doesn't count even if it is also close.

[Sunshine Temple]

After reading the list again I think I have one although it is related to the one with Akane's cooking it's different because that one is only calling it a biohazzard.

I will not attempt to enlist Akane's aid in creating new pattern registering entities. Nor will I encourage her to do so on her own with recipe suggestions.
-Youma Egg Souflet(spelling check please)

It's not summoning so that one also doesn't count even if it is also close.

Nahh... I really shouldn't have let that one in in the first place.

I try to tone down the mallets and Akane's cooking is lethal, stuff in Return,

besides Akane doesn't need to cook anymore. Raw is fine.

[Spokavriel]

This one was inspired by seeing a commercial for Texas Chainsaw Masacre that's going to air locally later tonight.

I will not dress up Kadavers in skimpy clothing or bondage gear and lable them as failed conversion attempts.

Edit: thought up another one.

Although the Pattern Silvers are self admitted proof of Extra-Terrestrial life I will not leak the proof to one up my friends from a UFO convention.

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Reading the script from episode 38 (Bullets & Bikinis) of The A-Team Backwards while standing naked before a pile of burning TV Guides will not summon Murdock.

I am not to try to summon Murdock in any case.

[Spokavriel]

Reading the script from episode 38 (Bullets & Bikinis) of The A-Team Backwards while standing naked before a pile of burning TV Guides will not summon Murdock.

I am not to try to summon Murdock in any case.

Chances are burnt offerings of undergarments would only work for Happosai anyway

[Sunshine Temple]

Nice one Pat.

Added that one to the list.

[Spokavriel]

I just realized there's no Jusenkyo warning even with Mr Panda being the only victim of the springs arround.

I know it isn't a key environment or anything but there are the samples.

-I will not use Jusenkyo samples to play pranks.
-Jusenkyo curses are not a way to satisfy aberant physical relation fantacies without truely cheating on my spouse/girlfriend
-I will not attempt to clone fameous people by drowning them in a Jusenkyo spring.

[Sunshine Temple]

Heh added after trimming a bit.


Only one with a curse eh? Yeah, Ranma used to have one. And Misako... well way, way back...

Oh, cool. 25 left to get to 200

[Spokavriel]

Heh added after trimming a bit.


Only one with a curse eh? Yeah, Ranma used to have one. And Misako... well way, way back...

Oh, cool. 25 left to get to 200

Well if they aren't changing anymore I tend to drop them off the victims list. I'm still kinda wishing that there are more visitations from other Sailor scouts.

And maybe finding out how the child of the Girl Talk visitor ends up doing. But I should probably try to find a way to bug Trimatter on that count. (not too much though.)

[Raneko]

I will not take the brood down too New Orleans for Marty Gras. Just so I can get my weight in cheap plastic beads, Tin doubloons, and plastic cups.

-Nor will I join the D program just so I can get my weight in cheap plastic beads, Tin doubloons, and plastic cups.

-Nor will use my sidearm to get my weight in cheap plastic beads, Tin doubloons, and plastic cups.

[Sunshine Temple]

Heh, I see a theme in that last one Raneko ;p

[Raneko]

What can I say it's MARDI GRAS!!

[nodregah]

MARDI GARIS

Mardi Gras

[Raneko]

The Ever last Chastity belts are for female company agents only. They are storage in case there are cases of tenticle demon invasions. They are not to be smuggled out of storage to be used on your daughters.