by J. St.C. Patrick » Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:09 am
*In a blatant attempt to distract from the discussion of Weird Al's p******** I repost a little ditty I call:*
Ranmanian Rhapsody
Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
Is this Ranma's life? Oh what a tragedy!
Cursed at Jusenkyo, No escaping his destiny
Open your gi, look up to the sky and scream!
He's just a young boy, she wants no sympathy
Because he's now a boy, now a girl, Little him, little her
Any splash of water, don't take much to change from him to her
Akane, just KO'd Ranma, dropped a table on her head
Knocked her out and then she bled
Ranma, her life just begun
Got up and left the Tendo's, ran away
Ranma
Ooooooh
Didn't stop to say goodbye
He won't be back again this time tomorrow
To Juuban, Juuban to find his mother
Oh boy! Sepeku Contract
Sends shivers down his spine not a man all the time
"Goodbye, Nodoka, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooooooh,
(Any splash of water)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never signed it at all"
I see the lithe siliouhetto of a girl
Sailor Moon! Sailor Moon! You Atama-odango!
All the Senshi fighting very very fright'ning. me
Hino Rei! (Hino Rei!) Hino Rei! (Hino Rei!) Hino Rei! Ranma
Saotome!
He's just a poor girl and nobody loves her
She's just a poor boy with a panda father
Spare him her life from this monstrosity!
Ranma, Ranko, will you wear the fuku?
Bidaa-ah! No, I will not wear a skirt!
(Wear a skirt! ) Bidaa-ah! I will not wear a skirt!
(Wear a skirt!) Bidaa-ah! I will not wear a skirt!
(Wear a skirt!) Will not wear a skirt!
(Wear a skirt!) Will not wear a skirt!. (Wear the Skirt!) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
O Artimaeus, Artimaeus, Artimaeus, Lu-u-na
The Lunar Cats have a henshin set a side for him! for him! for her!
So you think you can wrap me in ribbons and bows?
Put a fuku on me and nobody knows?
Oh, Moonie, don't do this to me, Moonie
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Splashing him with water, care to have a go?
Splashing her with water
Splashing him with water, Ranma
Any splash of water
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