DES, the superhero (no, really)

[J. St.C. Patrick]

((Bet Stan has been getting lonely given how many ways there are to avoid afterlife time in Spamville this last decade.))

(Stan has a nice little place in the Grand Caymans so he spends a lot of time on the beach.)

DES: Ice Cream! Get your Tootie Froutie Ice Cream Here! Now with Cajun Blackberries!

[Spokavriel]

((Great place to raise pet aligators.))

[J. St.C. Patrick]

((Great place to raise pet aligators.))

Or even a Caiman or two.

*Meanwhile a motorcycle dispatch rider speeds onto the scene and stops beside DES.*

Rider: Telegram for DES! Are you DES?

DES: Yes. I am DES. DES I am.

Rider: This Telegram is for you then. I've been looking for you for a long time.

*He hands DES the telegram.*

DES: Thank you. Would you like some Tootie Froutie Ice Cream?

Rider: Yes, thank you.

*DES digs into his cart, pulls out an ice cream cone and hands it to the rider who takes it and rides off*

[Makoto]

The giant would-be-snowman can be seen reclining in a lounge chair, one foot on the ground, reading a somehow equally-giant newspaper and talking on the phone.

"Yeah, I'm still here. I can't leave until the cat pays the bill in full." (lifts foot) "You haven't paid yet, have you?" (stares at the flattened and frozen forms of Neko- and the paper. No response.) "No?" (Puts his foot down on them again) "Guess I'll be here a while."

[Neko-]

*its kind of dark here*

*and how the seven HELLS does a snowman get feet????????*

[Makoto]

*and how the seven HELLS does a snowman get feet????????*

Ask Rankin/Bass. Frosty's had feet for years.

[KonokoHasano]

It's a magical snowman. It can do whatever it wants.

[Neko-]

*is getting pissed, and thus heats up*

[Spokavriel]

::bored with this not really progressing I consume the soil leaving a barely larger than needed tunnel to the drain that Neko- may fal into as soon as the ice frozen to the upper soil thaws any.::

[Neko-]

*finds the ice around him is melting, allowing him more wiggle room...*

Right... That snowman wannabe is gonna ge... wait... ice + melting = (cold) water....

*curse triggers and catgirl form is now forced into the space left by the cat form*

Ugh... yeah, that's broken... okay... new plan. That snowman wannabe is gonna die when I get out of here...

*warmth still being expelled, but not sufficient room to yank a heater from subspace... yet...*

[Spokavriel]

::hearing more than seeing the form change I slap my head and just go up and phase Neko- down to the Storm Drain.:: That could have gone better...

[Neko-]

*finds a bit more room, and proceeds to straighten out the body, to facilitate the healing*

Dunno what just happened... but that snowman is gonna pay.... with his miserable cold water

[Spokavriel]

Well ice does have that as most of the definition. Think a flame thrower would help? Its not likely to be the same as DES in endurance after all.

[Neko-]

Flame thrower? Why stick to something so... mundane...

*envisions hellfire missiles, nuclear strikes or potentially the nuclear fusion heart of the sun as a potential means to an end*

[Spokavriel]

Its simpler and doesn't need extra equipment to use.