DES, the superhero (no, really)

[Makoto]

The giant snowman sighs, and snaps his fingers. Neko- reappears in the same spot alongside the paper. "You DO know I'm not a real snowman, right? I can't be destroyed, removed or otherwise eliminated, and likewise, you can't leave, until you've paid your bill." (stomp stomp stomp) "Anyone up for Riverdance?"

[Spokavriel]

::Due to the diggings earlier the first stomp knocks Neko- back into the storm drain.::

[Makoto]

"Nope."
(snaps again; Neko- is back on top, in a large, oblong block of pycrete atop a reinforced metal platform. The ground below has been reconstituted into something less earthy.)

"Last chance. Any more interference, and the kitty's being moved out of the galaxy into a permanent stasis container. You know, it would be a LOT easier just to pay his bill."

(snaps one more time, tables upon tables full of food, snacks and soda appear above-ground, and 80's music begins to play)
"In the meantime, let's have a party. My treat."

[Neko-]

Okay... That's it! I'm TIRED of being jerked around!

*drags the unicorn gun out of subspace, and proceeds to go to town on mr dead-snow-popsicle*

HAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!! DIE!!!! MELT!!! SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not nessecerily in that order)

[Makoto]

The seemingly unharmed snowman lifts its foot. "Would you mind keeping the noise down, please? We're trying to enjoy a party up here. The nerve of some people." So, saying, it puts its foot down once again, after stuffing a frosted pink donut in Neko-'s mouth.

[Neko-]

*manages to dodge the smelly avalance that is the dropping foot, and switches weapon*

TAKE THIS! GO FORTH MY BRETHREN AND DESTROY MINE ENEMIES!

[Makoto]

(Aren't you currently a small cat, trying to dodge a really large foot?)

The snowman, unconcerned, merely counts down. "Three... two... one." Suddenly, Neko- is caught in a stasis pod, and teleported to a holding facility outside the galaxy.

[Neko-]

(get glasses... pissed off kitty = hot kitty + meltwater = pissed catgirl)

*blinks*

Right... Thinking they can get rid of me that easily eh?

*smashes the stasis pod, to allow the cold vacuum of space to enevelop her*

-well, this is gonna suck-

*suffocates, is brought to heaven, is rejected on account of the stampcard, and instantly respawned in Spamville, on top of the snowmans head/hat*

While that sucked, do not think you can get rid of me that easily. Now eat molten lead!

*drags an industrial bucket of molten lead from subspace and promptly drops it (on account of it being hot) on the (not so innocent and very annoying) DES wannabe, while also jumping off to not get caught in the hot stuff herself*

HAHAHAHAA!!!!! Well, suck on that!!!!

*looks down, and only now notices she's pretty high up and the ground seems to rush in to say hi*

Umm....

[Spokavriel]

((looks like you missed a post, Neko- is currently a pissed off injured woman with stuff space access due to the benefit of melted cool water before I tried the phase to open space in the storm drain.))

::getting flattened under Neko-'s fall phasing up to see how things are going.::

[J. St.C. Patrick]

*Meanwhile, DES has read his telegram, which informed him that he had inherited a great deal of Spamoleans, part of which he used to pay off Neko-'s assumed debt.
Sirus corp has recalled their giant stomping snowman*

[Makoto]

The giant snowman pouts. "Aww, they couldn't even wait until the party was finished? And here I was waiting to see how long it would take these two to remember I can't be hurt or removed any other way, too. Fine."

It lifts Neko- to eye level. "Now, I want you to be especially nice to that normal-sized snowman, there. You owe him quite a bit, you know." So saying, it sets Neko- down on the ground next to DES, pets Neko- on the head, and promptly poofs out of existence.

[Neko-]

*is still pretty much broken from falling from that high, despite the landing being cushioned by Spok. But is not broken enough to not raise a hand and flip the empty space left by the DES wannabe off*

I'll just.... lie here... and wallow in my pain... Don't mind me... I'll be up... in a few... probably months.

[Spokavriel]

owie...

[Spokavriel]

owie... ((Crit fail on phasing and flattened under Neko-))

[CRBWildcat]

*pulls Blossom out from under Neko-* I'd offer a Dr. Pepper, but I'm fresh out.