Ellen Kuhfeld wrote:The world needs a "Ryoga celebrates Festivus" picture. Imagine the Airing of Grievances!
From the
We Want Your Songs thread in thread archive ( can be found on this page:
http://www.fukufics.com/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=135&start=150A Song of Ryoga'sBased on "The Ode to Joy", 4th movement of 9th symphony by Ludwig van Beethoven, as arranged as The Hymn to Joy by Edward Hodges in 1824
My apologies to Ludwig and Schroeder
Ranma! Ranma! I abhor you!
Because of you I've seen hell!
I'll unleash my righteous fury
And destroy your happiness!
Because you ran you are a coward!
A crying child! a whining girl!
You took my bread then you ate it
This offense I can't forgive
Ranma! Ranma! This is your fault!
If you had not run on me!
I was there upon the fourth day
How I suffered to meet you!
When I got there you were gone
An empty lot was all I saw!
I recalled you spoke of China
That you were to head there next
Ranma! Ranma! I will find you!
When I get there you will die!
"Do you know the way to Tokyo
And the ward called Nerima?"
When you ran out on our duel
I followed you across the sea
Through the wilds and woods of China
To the place called Jusenkyo
Ranma! Ranma! I have found you!
At the Highschool ~ Furinkan!
All I need now are directions
"Can you tell me where it is?"
When I get there we will battle.
I will win and you will lose!
I will bask in my great vict'ry,
Standing on your broken frame!
And now something happier
And cuter:
Santa Tedd.