We Want Your Songs (resurected)

[J. St.C. Patrick]

*Strikes a defiant pose*
You are far too late to deny me a flute.
Black Dragon gave me a flute when that song was first posted. (well, okay, it was a piece of tinfoil wrapped around a cardboard tube coated with "You'll Almost Believe It's Real" gold paint substitute - but the thought was there):wink:

Anyway

Here is an other one from the first incarnation of the boards when the "Brotherhood War was in full flight -- well, at least B.D. and Pale Wolf were the main combatants:

The Plushie

Based on The Boxer by Simon & Garfunkel

I am just a plushie and my string is often pulled,
I've rebelled and I've resisted for the Brotherhood's mixed jumble of made up promises,
Black, Strat and Jest', still they take what they want to take
and disregard the rest,

hmmmm.hmmmm hmmmmm.

When I was first sent on a mission, I was no more than a toy
In a company of Plushies.
In the quiet of the H.Q. of the Brotherhood
Pulling strings, cleaning up the sleeping quarters where the plushie people go
tying up the pull strings so that they can go.

lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
la la la la lie

Asking only plushie wages, I am sent out on a job, but I get no ice cream
Just a doughnut from the dolly on the mezanine
I do declare, there were times that my string ran out
and I was stranded there

lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
la la la la lie

I am tossed out in a battle zone, wishing they'd pulled my string, pulled my string
Where Pale Wolf's Fallen Angel scythes are bleeding me, leaking all my, all my stuffin'

In the HQ stands a Plushie and a Black Mage by his side.
And he's writing out reminders of every pie that knocked him down or cut him
'til he cries out that awful, awful spell
1c3 9, 1c3 9, 1c3 9, 1c3 9, but the Plushie still remains

lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
la la la la lie

lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
la la la la lie

lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
la la la la lie

lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
lie la lie
la la la la lie

BlackDragon (when this was first posted) wrote:
(The Plushie Army bows in reverance to Pat's song)
Sailor Mercury plushie: It's so... beautiful!
Cutey Honey plushie: Pat! I want to have your baby! (She throws her felt top off)
(The cheering from the male plushies increases substantially)
-------------------------

As you can see I got no flute, but I did get a felt top from the Cutey Honey Plushie.

A version of the song sung by Simon and Garfunkel can be found here on YouTube

[stratagemini]

Well, In my Online Mocking Of Pale-Wolf's obsession with all things Pornographic (read H-Games) I seem to have accidentally created another Song Parody.

So Here it is.
Pale Got Trouble
To The Tune of Ya Got Trouble, from The Music Man

Well, either you're closing your eyes To a situation you do now wish to acknowledge, Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of H-Games on your Hard Drive!
Ya got trouble, my friend, right here, I say, trouble right here on your Hard Drive!
Why sure I'm a video Gamer, certainly mighty proud I say; I'm always mighty proud to say it. I consider that the hours I spend With a controller in hand are golden!
Helps you cultivate horse sense, and a cool head and a keen eye.
Y'ever take and try to Super Metroid by yourself without using glitches? But just as I say, it takes judgement, brains, and maturity to score in a game of Pong, I say that any boob can take, and unlock scenes in an H-Game!
An' the next thing ya know, you're all alone playin' with yourself in a pitch black room. And Listening to some Online porn-fiend, hearing him tell about online Piracy! Not some Wholesome Music Theft, No! But Stealing entire Books and Movies!
And they call that Porn! The first big step on the road To the depths of deg-ra-Day-- I say, first, Porn in an H-Game, Then buying it in stores!


Yeah, it's only the beginning of the song, but I got lazy.

[Spokavriel]

It's ok but I think it might have been better if you could have tweaked it to preserve the cadence of his speach. The Super Metroid part really breaks the flow.

[Daniel Jess Gibson]

Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up And Get Fukued

From:
Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys
With apologies to Willie Nelson

Mamas don't let your babies grow up and get fukued

Don't let 'em pick henshin and dress up in bows

Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and pros

Mamas don't let your babies grow up and get fukued

They'll never stay home and they're always alone

Even with someone they love

Senshi ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold

And they'd rather give you long speeches then diamonds and gold

Fancy short clothing and Death Star attack modes than nobody trains them to aim

And if you don't get kidnapped and you don't die young

She'll prob'ly just ride away

Mamas don't let your babies grow up and get fukued

Don't let 'em pick mooncats and fight ancient foes

Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and pros

Mamas don't let your babies grow up and get fukued

They'll never stay home and they're always alone

Even with someone they love

Senshi like beating up youma and dreaming of boyfriends

Little warm puppies and children and weddings with friends

And them that don't know them will fight them

And them that do know not to try a date with them

She ain't dumb she's just different

but the mooncats won't let them do things to make you think they're sane

Mamas don't let your babies grow up and get fukued

Don't let 'em pick henshin and dress up in bows

Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and pros

Mamas don't let your babies grow up and get fukued

They'll never stay home and they're always alone

Even with someone they love

Mamas don't let your babies grow up and get fukued

Don't let 'em pick mooncats and fight ancient foes

Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and pros

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Not too shabby. Well done.


(now get back to Sic Semper or Sailor Jupiter 17)

[Spokavriel]

Buffalo Bob: Say kids, what time is it?
Kids: It's Howdy Doody Time!

It's Howdy Doody Time.
It's Howdy Doody Time.
Bob Smith and Howdy Do
Say Howdy Do to you.
Let's give a rousing cheer,
Cause Howdy Doody's here,
It's time to start the show,
So kids let's go!

I don't know if I was the first to do this but it just fits.

Angry Mob: Say Kids, what time is it?
Kids: It's Genma Beating Time!

It's Genma Beating Time.
It's Genma Beating Time.
We'll make him black and blue,
just like we want to do.
Let's pound the Panda's rear
we'll make him cry out here
It's time to start the show
So kids let's go!

[bissek]

This came into my head while going through too much Halloween candy. Let this stand as proof that some animes should never collide with the works of Gilbert and Sullivan

Live and Die (The Bastard King)
A parody of Live and Die (The Pirate King) from The Pirates of Penzance

Gendo:
Oh better far to live and die
under the fig leaf flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part,
With a bastard head and a bastard heart.
Away to save the world go you,
Where Angel fights are what you do;
But I’ll be true to the song I sing,
And live and die a Bastard King.

For I am a Bastard King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Bastard King!

For I am a Bastard King!

Bridge:
You are!
Hurrah for our Bastard King!

Gendo:
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Bastard King.

Bridge:
It is!
Hurrah for our Bastard King!

Gendo & Bridge:
Hurrah for the/our Bastard King!


Gendo:
When EVAs launch to seek their prey
I coldly smile in an evil way.
You'll stop the Third Impact, it’s true,
Save for the one I plan to do;
But if we're to reunite, Yui and I,
Everyone else in this world must die,
And therefore I shall never swerve
From my tasks as head of NERV,

For I am a Bastard King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Bastard King!

For I am a Bastard King!

Bridge:
You are!
Hurrah for our Bastard King!

Gendo:
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Bastard King.

Bridge:
It is!
Hurrah for our Bastard King!

Gendo & Bridge:
Hurrah for the/our Bastard King!

[Mischa]

Eh, I came up with this song in response to some discussion in a Spamville thread. I gotta give Blossom credit for the "elements", though. I couldn't think of any good ones on my own. XD

Gripes!
Banter!
Flooding!
Slaughter!
Art!

"By your posting combined, I am Captain Spamville!"

GO SPAMVILLE!

Captain Spamville, he's our hero
Gonna take normal threads down to zero,
He's our madness magnified,
And he's fighting on the spammy side!

Captain Spamville, he's our hero,
Gonna take normal threads down to zero,
Gonna help us spam every thread,
So that the forum won't be fully dead

"We'll reply to this, Captain Spamville!"

(chanting)
We're the Spamvillains
You can be one too!
'Cause posting nonsense randomly, is the thing to do,
Discussing and rule fussing is not the only way,
Hear what Captain Spamville has to say:

"THE SPAMMING IS YOURS!"

(( Edit: Blossom also made a few suggestions as to some improvements I could make. XD ))

[Neko-]

Google is great:

By Stratagemini

Spamville is Dead
Adapted from Roses are Red by Aqua

Stratagemini:
Spamville is red and
violence is cool
Black Drags is dead,
but not as dead as you

Spamville is red and
violence is cool
Ad id aid id mud
Ad id aid id mud
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da

Xellos
Come post in Spamville!

Stratagemini:
Death from the Xellos
Money from the trees
I've got a feeling, I'm ready to release
Spamville is red and
violence is cool
Black Drags is dead,
but not as dead as you

Xellos:
Im invincible but, so Squishable
And I can feel you on my body,
so emotional.
I'm gonna flee, gonna flee
I'm a fiance.
I'm a victim of a Black Mage matchmaker.

Stratagemini:
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
The only thing he said was
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
And Spamville is red.

Ace:
Come with me baby,
Please fulfill my wish
Show it to me truly,
Show me with a kiss.
Spammville is red and
Violence is cool
Honey you're sweet,
and so I will glomp you.

Xellos:
Im invincible but, so Squishable
And I can feel you on my body,
so emotional.
I'm gonna flee, gonna flee
I'm a fiance.
I'm a victim of a Black Mage matchmaker.

Stratagemini:
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
The only thing he said was
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
And Spamville is red.

Ace:
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
The only thing he said was
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
Ad id aid id mud
Ad id aid id mud
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
Don't take my Xellos away!

Stratagemini:
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
The only thing he said was
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
And Spamville is red.

Ace:
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
The only thing you said was
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
Dum di dia di da
My Spamville is red.
oooh oooh oooh, yeah!

Ad id aid id mud
Ad id aid id mud

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Eh, I came up with this song in response to some discussion in a Spamville thread. I gotta give Blossom credit for the "elements", though. I couldn't think of any good ones on my own. XD

This song looks good, Mischa, but before I hand you your well deserved golden flute ( the highly prised {they had gems at one time but Himitsu prised them out] reward for writing songs here), as I don't know the original version of the song, could you post the name of that song and perhaps a link to a youtube posting of the original so I can hear the tune?

Thanks

[Spokavriel]

Its a parody of the end credit song or Closing theme of Captain Planet.
Here's one of the highest quality audio copies I found. Wonder who worked it into a game...

Edit: I just realized we both missed the By your powers combined spoken line.

[Neko-]

By ControversialMatt

Asshole
Originally by Dennis Leary:

I'm just a regular guy,
With a boring ass job,
I'm your average white otaku slob,
I like Ranma, and Love Hina, and Evangelion.
I've got a big-ass shotgun,
Not in my pants moron!
My beer, my comp, my job, and my car,
Sleeping slumped over a table,
Hung-over by far.

But sometimes thats not enough,
To fight off the demons of boredom,
Nuh, uh. No Way. Screw That.
No I gotta log on and have fun at Strat's expense
Oh yeah, hot damn, yeah yeah yeah!

I clog up the forums,
With meaningless spam.
While the sisterhod goons start going insane!

Im an Asshole
(he's an Asshole, what an asshole)
Im an Asshole
(he's such a controversial asshole)

I lurk in spamville
And fight in its streets.
I walk around in the HQ,
launching Stag into space.

Im an Asshole
(he's an Asshole, what an Asshole)
Im an Asshole
(the world's biggest asshole)

Sometimes I try to fight the admins,
but those bastard god-modders always win!

Im an Asshole
(he's an Asshole, what an Asshole)
Im an Asshole
(what a huge ****ing asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't have written this song,
Ranting and raving, and swearing all along,
Maybe the admins will ban me and then I'll be gone...

NAAAHHHH!! Screw them!

I'm an Asshole
(he's an Asshole, what an Asshole)
I'm an Asshole
(a controversial asshole)

Ya know what I'm gonna do, Im gonna go get me a old Ford Pickup, paint it General Lee style, with the all natural Panda hide interior, and whale skin hubcaps. Yeehaw! And I'm gonna pick up the boys, and drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour, sucking down beer and jerky. And when we're done, I'm gonn a toss the cans right out the side, and theirs not a damn thing that the admins can do about it, you know why? Cause we've got the people behind us, thats right! BD won the election, no matter how much you deny it!
[faceless god-modder pops up: "You know you really are an asshole!"]
Damn right!

I'm an Asshole
(the most controversial Asshole)
I'm an Asshole
(the world's biggest Asshole)

A! SS! HO! LE!! Everybody!!
[a group of Space Marines, Stormtroopers, Brass Demons, Black Mages, and Rednecks all pop out of nowhere and start singing]
A! SS! HO! LE!!

I'm an Asshole, and proud of it!
[the group gives a shout and starts shooting various projectiles in the air]

[Mischa]

Its a parody of the end credit song or Closing theme of Captain Planet.
Here's one of the highest quality audio copies I found. Wonder who worked it into a game...

Edit: I just realized we both missed the By your powers combined spoken line.

I couldn't find a decent video version, myself, so I was working with a copy of the lyrics I found posted online. Given that Captain Planet speaks his line (rather than it being part of the song), that might be why I missed it.

The lyrics I was using (in case anyone cares XD) can be found here, although the video version probably is better for including the requisite music...

[Spokavriel]

Doh even that site has the lyrics slightly wrong.
Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!

GO PLANET!

With your powers combined I am Captain Planet!

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
He's our powers magnified,
And he's fighting on the planet side

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
Gonna help him put us under, . . . . < Should be "Gonna help him put asunder"
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder

"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"

(chanting)
We're the planeteers,
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do,
Looting and polluting is not the way,
Hear what Captain Planet has to say:

"THE POWER IS YOURS!!"

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Thank you. Mischa
*Hand's Mischa the golden flute"

And thank you, Spokavriel.
*Hands Spokavriel a golden Helping Hand award (which looks like a hand surprisingly enough)*

Now lets see some more songs!