We Want Your Songs (resurected)

[Spokavriel]

Nice one. Just wish it didn't make me wonder about the answer to the question more.

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

Stag went down to Spamville
(Originally Devil went to Georgia, by the Charlie Daniel's band)

Strata went down to Spamville, looking for some orphans to keel
He left a bind-ing circle behind and was willing to make a deal
When he came across a young man humming some songs and singing em hot.
And Strata just jumped upon a nearby stump and said "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a song writer too
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
"Now you make a pretty good song, boy, but give Stag his due:
"I bet a flute of gold against your sole that says I'm better than you."
The man said: "My name's St. Patty and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet you're gonna regret cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Patty loosen up your tongue and sing with that voice hard
'Cos hell's broke loose in Spamville and Stag's dealing cards
And if you win, you get this lovely flute made of gold
But if you lose, Strata gets your sole (Which has your keys in it)

Strata opened up a case and said "I'll start this show"
And magic sparks flew from his finger tips as he losened up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made a demonic hiss
A chourus of black mages joined in and it sounded something like this.

When Strata finished Patty said: "Now you're pretty good ol' son
"But if you sit down in that chair right there, I'll show you how it's done"

Fire on the moun, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

Strata bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
He laid that golden flute on the ground at Patty's feet
Patty said: "Stag just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a gun, the King's the best there's ever been."

Fire on the moun, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

Stag plushie: Wait, wait a second... why is it that I lost... I mean my song was clearly superior
Pat plushie: How the song goes, of course..
Stag plushie: But if I really wanted your sole, I'd just |-|4|)0|<3|\|! *Blasts the Pat plushie*

Now now... [/u]

[KonokoHasano]

The St. Patty made me laugh, and I still fear for my sanity at the fact that I can read leet. I hate leet, and yet I can read it.

Curse you leet... you ruined my mind.

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

Funny thing is Pat already has his golden flute stash

J. C. St. Patrick, the King of... Stuff....

[Spokavriel]

It's a fun adaptation but it's still clunky in a few spots. I like it but it could be polished a little more.

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Spokavriel - Sorry I somehow missed your song.

You've earned yourself a golden flute.

stratagemini - That's a good question you raise. Where did they go?

Anyhoo. *hands Strat a golden flute* Here is your golden flute.

Now to the third songster.

Ah memories. You do remember Ellf that I did do a song to that tune. ( course that was on the previous incarnation of the site - I'll have to dig it out to compare.)

Good try. Have a flute.



Now for a new one:

This one is based on a line in Chapter 17 of Sunshine's The Return

"Oh? Endymion's dead again, and there's a demon queen on a rise," Mercury reminded her.

Demon Queen Rising
Based on Bad Moon Rising by Creedence Clearwater Revival

I see a DarkStar arising
I see Pluto in dismay
I see Senshi in their Fuku
Fighting Youma here today

Well, Toronto late at Night
Well, the brood is out, alright
That is Ranma on the right

There's a Demon Queen arising
I know Murdock's set the whirl
Akumi's ice is over flowing
Venus is one sweet golden girl

Well, Toronto late at Night
Well, It's bound to change your life
There's a demon on the rise

WIC has got its things together
Bishop, are you prepared to die?
Looks like you're in for some bombardment
Demons coming from the sky

Well, Toronto late at Night
Well, It's bound to change your life
There's a demon on the rise

Well, Toronto late at Night
Well, It's bound to change your life
There's a demon on the rise

~fin~


A version of the song can be seen Here

[Spokavriel]

Great song there J.St.C. Patrick it's definately singable. One sticking point The line with Venus doesn't quite fit as well. I'll have to dust off the CCR album but I think the retard in the tune at that point makes it so you'd have to rush a bit on golden girl.

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

Eh heh... I forgot... just had that song playing over and over in my head the past few days.

I'll get a newer one. King of Stuff...

[Neko-]

Just to throw some inspiration back into the thread... from before the Fukufics crash comes...

Spamonite - by Mira Temple
(based on Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down)

I took a walk around the site to
Ease my troubled mind
I left my poster laying somewhere
for the rest of time
I watched the site float to the dark
Side of the net
I feel there is nothing I can do, yeah

I watched the site float to the
Dark side of the net
After all I knew it had to be something
To do with you
I really don't mind what happens now and then
As long as you'll be my friend at the end

If I go spammy then will you still
Call it a superban
If I'm active and well, will you be
There postin your spam
I'll keep you by my side with
My moderating might
Spamonite

You called me wrong, you called me 1337
But your secrets I will keep
You took for granted all the times I
Never warned your spam
You stumbled in and bumped your head, if
Not for me then you would be banned
I picked you up and put you back
On solid ground

If I go spammy then will you still
Call it a superban
If I'm active and well will you be
There postin your spam
I'll keep you by my side with my
Moderating might
Spamonite

[bissek]

I didn't get a flute on my first song, but here's another. This is (probably) an exaggeration of Ranma's love life.

Slapstick Called 'Love'
Based on Glory of Love by Peter Cetera


Tonight it's very clear,
As we're both standing here,
I will soon put my foot in my mouth,
Then you will yell at me,
And then punch me straight through a wall.

I get a vicious boot,
When I call you uncute,
You hit me when your pet attacks me,
why do I take all this?
Why must I always take the fall?

I am the boy that you hit with a mallet,
You're nowhere near as peaceful as a dove,
We fight forever, knowing together,
That this is pure slapstick that people call 'love'.

Other girls hit on me,
You knock me through a tree,
Being your fiance is painful,
When will all the hurting stop?
I have been bruised down to the bone.

I am the boy that you hit with a mallet,
You're nowhere near as peaceful as a dove,
We fight forever, knowing together,
That this is pure slapstick that people call 'love'.

When you decide to try cooking,
Brave men all run in fear,
I'm forcefed this stuff anyway,
Must I be forced to suffer this way?

I am the boy that you hit with a mallet,
You're nowhere near as peaceful as a dove,
We fight forever, knowing together,
That this is pure slapstick that people call 'love'.

We fight forever, knowing together,
That this is pure slapstick that people call 'love'.

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Not bad bissek.
*Hands bissek a golden flute*


As I noted above to Ellf I'd used the Devil went down to Georgia song before. (I don't mind what you wrote Ellf - it was nice to see a different veiw)

The song was tied in to my getting the nick name King of.... Stuff from BD and Contraverial Matt - and the crown in my avatar.

And the whole exchange went like this:


Black Dragon:
(Crowns Pat king)
I'm not sure king of what, exactly, but be proud nonetheless!

J. St.C. Patrick:
Thank you I shall wear the crown with pride
[wonders why it is made of paper]

ControversialMatt:
All hail the king of......stuff.

J. St.C. Patrick:
[Takes out sharpie marker and writes on crown]
(see avatar)

ControversialMatt:
(gives Pat a Golden Banjo)

J.St.C. Patrick:
Wow. now to find someone to duel with....

Black Dragon:
(Is on the floor laughing at Pat's avatar picture)

ControversialMatt:
Quotes"J. St.C. Patrick"
" Takes out sharpie marker and writes on crown] (see avatar)"
Amazing, simply Amazing.
"Wow. now to find someone to duel with.... "
Get Strat to lend you Satan.

Stratagemini:
Heh. Okay. I'll Lend him Satan. But he only has a Golden Fiddle.

ControverisalMatt:
He's got a Banjo, its close enough.

J. St.C. Patrick:
Such a duel might go like this:

Satan battles the King of ..... Stuff

The Devil Went Down To Georgia lyrics by The Charlie Daniels Band

Oh, Satan went up to Fukufics.
He on a mission for a duel
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
and Stratagemini was on his heel

When he came across this young man
playing on a banjo while blowin' on a flute
And Satan jumped on a cedar stump and said,
Boy let me tell you what,
I guess you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare,
I'd like to duel with you.

Now, you play pretty good banjo, boy, but give ol Satan his due.
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's J. St.C., I'm the King of ..... Stuff.
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret,
'cause I'm the best that's ever been."

J. St.C., loosen your fingers and play your banjo hard,
'cause hell's broke loose in Fukufics.
and Stratagemini deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, then Straty gets your soul.

Satan opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then the brass demons joined in and it sounded somethin' like this:

[musical interlude featuring Mad Fiddle Skillz, Brass demons marching Band, and a Plushie Elvis]

When Satan finished, J. St.C. said,
"Well, you're pretty good, old son,
but sit down in that chair right there
and let me show you how it's done.

Fuku on Ranma.
Run, boys, run.
Oh, Strat's in the Temple of the Fukufic.
Black Dragon's laughing on the floor
Himitsu is your ice cream hard?
Go Matt, Go

Satan bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at J. St.'s feet.
J. St.C. said, "Satan, just come on back if you ever want to try again.
Cause I told you once, you son of a fuku,
I'm the best that's ever been."


Black Dragon:
Holy freaking...
Uh....
Well, I already crowned you king. I don't know how much more I can do.
If you really want, I can bug Josh to give that medal.

And that's the way it was back in 'O5

In case you are wondering why it says Satan went up to Fukufics rather than Spamville. Spamville didn't exist, it was just the general talk forum at the time.

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

*Tosses Pat a Cardboard crown*

Well... that'll work a bit more. And yeah, that was before Spamville. Or rather, it was when "Spamville" included the Introduction threads.

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

This is Spamville
Originally "This is Halloween" from the Nightmare Before Christmas

[Minions]
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

[Brass Demons]
Come with us and see you will
This, our town of Spa'amville

[Black Mage CHORUS]
This is Spamville, this is Spamville
Explosions, jokes and bombs in the night

[Trollocs]
This is Spamville, everybody make a scene
Blow stuff up till everyone's gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody kill!
In this town of Spa'amville

[Stratagemini]
I am the one with the mage hat
Eyes glowing yellow and magic of traps

[Contraversial Matt]
I am the one drinkin' booze wi' mah 'necks
Drunk off my ass and wearin' some specs

[Black Mage CHORUS]
This is Spamville, this is Spamville

[Plushies]
Spamville! spamville! Spamville! Spamville!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the spammin' song

[Pale Wolf]
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

[Black Mage CHORUS]
Up in space, Mage star's charging
Something's waiting now to blast, and how you'll...

[Brass DEMON, Myrdraal & Gholam]
yell! This is Spamville
Black 'n blue, and upwards till

[Redneck]
Ain't you skeered?

[Black Mages]
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night

[Black Dragon]
Everybody kill, everbody spill!

[Spork Ninja]
In our town of Spa'amville!

[Himitsu]
I am the trickster with the ice cream taste
Eating some now and throwing some paste

[Truk]
I am the one who is scared of puns
Throwing the sporks until they are done

[Ellf]
I am the older brother of Stacy-chan
Only one of the Sisterhood to stay a Man

[Black Mage CHORUS]
This is Spamville, this is Spamville
Spamville! Spamville! Spamville! Spamville!
Spamville! Spamville!

[Shinji, Rei-chan, and DIO]
Tender beatings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare

[Acey's chefs]
That's our job, and we're not still
In our town of Spa'amville

[Black Mage CHORUS]
In this town

[Pale Wolf]
Don't we love it now?

[Black Mage CHORUS]
Dio's evil snowman might catch you in the can
Make you scream like a banshee
Make you want to jump out of your skin
This is Spamville, everyone yell
Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy

Our man Pat is King of the Brotherhood...
Everyone hail to the King of Stuff...

[EVERYONE]
This is Spamville, this is Spamville
Spamville! Spamville! Spamville! Spamville!

[Shinji, Rei-chan, and DIO]
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the spammin' song

[EVERYONE]
La la-la la, Spamville! Spamville! [Repeat]

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Good one Ellf! *hands Ellf a golden pumpkin*

Here's a new one:

Seifuku in the Sky

Based on Ghost Riders in the Sky written by Stan Jones (1948)


Ranma was out roof hopping one dark and dreary day
Upon an eave he rested as he hopped along his way
When all at once a mighty crowd of magic girls he saw
A flying through the cloudy skies, right over Nerima

Sailor Senshi, Magic Princess seifuku in the sky!

Their skirts were short and skimpy and their panties he could see
Their tiaras gold and shiny and their breasts were bouncing free
A bolt of fear went through him and as they floated through the sky
Through thoughts of mallets raining down he heard their cheerful cry:

"Sailor Senshi, Magic Princess, We're flying in the sky!"

Their eyes were bright, their faces blured their ribbons a matching set
They're flying high to find their Queen, but they ain't found her yet.
'Cause they want to live forever in their Crystal Tokyo!
A cloud burst down upon him and he changed from him to her,

Sailor Senshi, Magic Princess, We're searching in the sky!

As the senshi flew on by her she heard one call her name
"If you want to save the world my friend, come flying in the sky!"
Then Ranma changed her form again as she held her henshin high
To help the Senshi save the world, away from Nerima!

Sailor Senshi, Sailor Ranko, seifuku in the sky
Sailor Senshi, Sailor Ranko
seifuku in the sky!
Sailor Senshi, Sailor Ranko

A version sung by Vaughn Monroe can be found here on YouTube

[Spokavriel]

I like the Ghost Riders parody. It's definately fun.

I came up with a song that I hope isn't taken as an attack. I was just typing a question to Stacy and thought it would be fun to rephrase it similar to a line in a song and well the rest kinda grew from there.

Darth Thany
Based on How do you Solve A Problem like Maria in The Sound of Music.
--------------------------------------------
How do you solve a problem like Darth Thany,
How do you purge the coward so he'll stay.
How do you find some courage in Darth Thany,

A Microscope didn't a magic spell to, belayed,

Many a fight he knows he should have fought in.
Many a task he should have took to hand.

But how do you make him stay
And jump right into the fray

How can you make him stop to take a stand.

Oh how do you solve a problem like Darh Thany,
How can you ever help him understand....