We Want Your Songs (resurected)

[Neko-]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Encore, encore!!! I actually listened to the song on CD in the car this morning!!!

[J. St.C. Patrick]

This is a reposting from the old site.
Sailor Senshi Girl
based on Secret Agent Man by P.F. Sloan & S. Barri
Ranma's life, it keeps on getting stranger
A martial artist's life is full of danger
With every splash he takes another change he makes
Odds are he's a girl within the hour
Sailor Senshi Girl
Sailor Senshi Girl
They made you wear a fuku and then coiffured your mane
Beware the Henshin sticks that will find you
A henshin stick will put you in a fuku
Oh, be careful what you say
It'll change you anyway
Odds are you won't want to see tomorrow
Sailor Senshi Girl
Sailor Senshi Girl
They've given you a henshin and made you wear some bows
-- Groovin' Senshi Guitar solo --
Sailor Senshi Girl
Sailor Senshi Girl
They gave you a tiara and a matching set of 'rings*
-- Groovin' Senshi Guitar Riff --
Dodging 'kane's angry mallet one day
And then dusting Youma with the Senshi next day
Oh no, you cannot get away
You're a senshi from today
The odds are you won't be a man tomorrow
Sailor Senshi Girl
Sailor Senshi Girl
They made you to wear a fuku and then coiffured your mane
Sailor Senshi Girl.
*earings
An AMV using pictures from Full Metal Panic and using Johnny Rivers version of Secret Agent Man can be found here.

[J. St.C. Patrick]

This first appeared in short form here, inspired by something Daniel Jess Gibson punned.
An Oh Phooey
Based on Alan Sherman's Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda
As sung to Ponchielli's "Dance of the Hours" from "La Gioconda."
A Real Player version of Alan Sherman singing his song can be found here
An Oh Phooey,
An Ofuda
Why not use a Hand Grenada?
Sporks are very
Entertaining
But the ninja song and dance requires training
Or you could go
For Freeze Arrow
Dragon Slave, and
The Flare Arrow
When you're flying
Use a Raywing
Dill Brand has no way to give you a soft landing
All the Brothers
Hate the Sisters
Molten Lava gives
you blisters
Then there's Ice 9
it's a chiller
Beelzeebluberry pies are made of mostly filler
Then there's Curses
From Jusenkyo
but they're common
from the get go
We remember
The Katana
We could use it but then we don't really wanna.
Bombs Away!
Orphan Assylum
Bombs Away!
Lego Godzilla
Then there's worse
Out here in Spamville
Where you might be treated by DES nurse!
The Mage Star
Or Gen'ral Lee will rain fire down
upon the planet
raze the town
Except for
Acey's
Place -
we need somewhere to go.
There are Gundams
There are Evas
All mechanics
Act like Divas
But there's one thing
it's their weakness
I would tell you but it's not part of your business
Just a warning
Here in Spamville
Even Ice Cream
Can be Eevil!
But it tastes Great
It's less filling
Tootie Fruitie truly merits its top billing

[Daniel Jess Gibson]

This first appeared in short form here, inspired by something Daniel Jess Gibson punned.

Very weird, I salute you.

[lwf58]

Only problem with it is that the original had rhymes.

[Daniel Jess Gibson]

Just a bit of spam
*Gamera: Guardian of the Universe theme*
Ranma In a Typical Fuku-Fic
He flies like a sand bag,
so he's not from outer space!
He came here from Nerima,
to save the human race!
No longer are we lonely!
Our foes they cannot win!
Put your money on him, now
cause Ranma here...always wins.

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Nice bit o' spam there, Daniel.
*Makes me wonder about making an obscure pun about The effects of Gamera on man-in-the-moon marigolds
Thinks better of it and reposts this instead.*
This was originally posted last December.
Twelve days in Nerima
On my first day in Nerima what did I espy?
A panda eating bamboo
On my Second day in Neriima what did I espy?
Two angry rivals
And a panda eating bamboo
On my third day in Nerima what did I espy?
Three Tendo girls
Two angry rivals
And a panda eating bamboo
On my fourth day in Nerima what did I espy?
Four kendoists
Three Tendo girls
Two angry rivals
And a panda eating bamboo
On my fifth day in Nerima what did I espy?
Five fianceés
Four kendoists
Three Tendo girls
Two angry rivals
And a panda eating bamboo
On my sixth day in Nerima what did I espy?
Six ladle ladies
Five fianceés
Four kendoists
Three Tendo girls
Two angry rivals
And a panda eating bamboo
On my seventh day in Nerima what did I espy?
Seven Lucky Gods
Six ladle ladies
Five fianceés
Four kendoists
Three Tendo girls
Two angry rivals
And a panda eating bamboo
On my eighth day in Nerima what did I espy?
Eight okonomiyaki
Seven Lucky Gods
Six ladle ladies
Five fianceés
Four kendoists
Three Tendo girls
Two angry rivals
And a panda eating bamboo
On my Ninth day in Nerima what did I espy?
Nine Sailor Senshi
Eight okonomiyaki
Seven Lucky Gods
Six ladle ladies
Five fianceés
Four kendoists
Three Tendo girls
Two angry rivals
And a panda eating bamboo
On my tenth day in Nerima what did I espy?
Ten Jusenkyo curses
Nine Sailor Senshi
Eight okonomiyaki
Seven Lucky Gods
Six ladle ladies
Five fianceés
Four kendoists
Three Tendo girls
Two angry rivals
And a panda eating bamboo
On my Eleventh day in Nerima what did I espy?
Eleven martial artists
Ten Jusenkyo curses
Nine Sailor Senshi
Eight okonomiyaki
Seven Lucky Gods
Six ladle ladies
Five fianceés
Four kendoists
Three Tendo girls
Two angry rivals
And a panda eating bamboo
On my Twelfth Day in Nerima what did I espy?
Twelve wooden mallets
Eleven martial artists
Ten Jusenkyo curses
Nine Sailor Senshi
Eight okonomiyaki
Seven Lucky Gods
Six ladle ladies
Five fianceés
Four kendoists
Three Tendo girls
Two angry rivals
And a panda eating bamboo

[Bliss]

*grins* That was simple yet amusing..... sooo.... you got anything for Halloween? *smirks*

[Neko-]

*notes he likes this version better then the original, and will consider singing it atleast once when christmas rolls around*
ROTFL!

[Daniel Jess Gibson]

My Friend Soun
with apologies to ABBA
(Fernando)
Can you hear their shouts my friend Soun?
I remember long ago another happy night like this
By the firelight my friend Soun
We were drinking ourselves sick to help our master to retire
I could see our workless future
As our children would take up each family's legacy
They are closer now my friend Soun
Every hour every minute their love blooms for all to see
I was so afraid with my son
That the silly girly water thing would all our plans derail
And I'm not ashamed to say
That the thought of such a girly man almost made me cry
There was something in the booze that night
Our hopes were bright, my friend Soun
Master Happosai was gone you see,
Ah liberty! My friend Soun
Though I'm sure we simply cannot lose
There's much to plan
If we have to do it all again
we shall, my friend, my friend Soun
If we have to do it all again
we shall, my friend, my friend Soun
Now we're old (I'm bald) my friend Soun
And the master now returns to blight our futures and our plan
Can we deal with him again Soun?
Can we take the steps we need to save our familes and our plan?
I can see it on your face
How brave will be your - our fight to save our family combination plan
There was something in the booze that night
Our hopes were bright, my friend Soun
Master Happosai was gone you see,
Ah liberty! My friend Soun
Though I'm sure we simply cannot lose
There's much to plan
If we have to start it all again
we shall, my friend, my friend Soun
There was something in the booze that night
Our hopes were bright, my friend Soun
Master Happosai was gone you see,
Ah liberty! My friend Soun
Though I'm sure we simply cannot lose
There's much to plan
If we have to do it all again
we shall, my friend, my friend Soun
If we have fight him once again
you shall, old friend, old friend Soun
I FOUGHT THE PIG
With apologies to The Bobby Fuller Four
(I fought the Law)
Pickin up m'teeth in the ... hot sun
I Fought the pig and the ... pig won
I Fought the pig and the ... pig won
Datin' Akane sounded ... so fun
I Fought the pig and the ... pig won
I Fought the pig and the ... pig won
Traction sucks the ... big one
When I lost I couldn't ... even run
Well, she's the best girl ... I never had
I Fought the pig and the ... pig won
I Fought the pig and the ... pig won

[J. St.C. Patrick]

In A Fuku
Based on "Mbube" By Solomon Linda (1939)
rewriten as "The Lion Sleeps tonight" by several people including:
Pete Seegar (1952), and
George Weiss, Luigi Creatore, & Hugo Peretti(1961)

You-u-u-um-um-a-way
You-u-u-um-um-a-way
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
In a fuku, a Sailor Fuku,
Ranma fights tonight
In a fuku, a Senshi Fuku
Ranma fights tonight
Hey! Hey!
You-u-u-um-um-a-way
You-u-u-um-um-a-way
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
In Juuban, that ward called Juuban
The Sailors fight tonight
In Juuban, that ward called Juuban
The Sailors fight tonight
Hey! Hey!
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Pluto's waiting, Oh Pluto's waiting
For Sailor Sun tonight.
Pluto's waiting, Oh Pluto's waiting
For Sailor Sun tonight.
You-u-u-um-um-a-way
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away
A Youm' away


The Tokens singing their version of the Weiss, Creatore, & Peretti rewrite can be found here on YouTube

By the way, nice ones Daniel.
Sorry it's a little late.

[Neko-]

Hmm.. That reminds me of this file still lurking in the recesses of my HDD... Lets see...

Originally posted by ControversialMatt:

I post alone
(Originally Boulevard of Broken Dreams, by Greenday)

I post these crazy boards
Their the only ones I've ever known
Dont got anywhere else go
But to me their home I post alone

I spam these empty threads
In the fourms of the brotherhood
When everyone's asleep
and I'm the only one on I post alone

I post alone
I post alone

My shadow's the only one who sits beside me
My bored brain's the only thing thats talking
Sometimes I wish even Pale Wolf will log on
But I figure its better to post alone.

I'm going out of my mind
Startin to think im wasting my time
Already over the line,
Of where Mira starts to make sense, I post alone.

Reading all the posts
Dont know what's is spam and what aint
Tossing stag into space
Taking his crystal as he dies, I post alone

I post alone
I post a..

My shadow's the only one who sits beside me
My bored brain's the only thing thats talking
Sometimes I wish even Pale Wolf will log on
But I figure its better to post alone.

I post alone
I post a...

I spam these empty threads
In the fourms of the brotherhood
When everyone's asleep
and I'm the only one on I post alone...

My shadow's the only one who sits beside me
My bored brain's the only thing thats talking
Sometimes I wish even Pale Wolf will log on
But I figure its better to post alone...

[bissek]

Youma Blasting Day
A parody of "Weasel Stomping Day" By "Weird Al" Yankovic

Love and justice,
Joy and cheer;
That's what forces of darkness fear.
Howdy Ho, it's Youma Blasting Day...

Put your sailor fuku on,
Have some monster bait run along,
Don't you know it's Youma Blasting Day... (Youma Blasting Day)

All the girls in skirts and heels,
Love to make all the bad guys squeal,
You'll know what this day's about
when you knock one down then take it out

It will end soon in a flash,
Let's burn those villains into ash,
Henshin up and blow them all away...
Hip Hip Hooray for Youma Blasting Day!

[Instrumental section, occasionally interspersed with the dying cries of various SM Monsters of the Week]

All the Senshi in Juuban,
Pounding Youma until they're gone.
Why do these girls save the day?
'Cause the cat just told them to, okay?

So come along and have a laugh,
Cut this Negaverse scum in half,
They're all evil, that makes it OK...
Tell every one it Youma Blasting,
Come have a look it's Youma Blasting,
Put down the book, it's Youma Blasting Daaayyy...

Hip Hip Hooray for Youma Blasting Day!
(Youma Blasting Day)
HEY!

[Spokavriel]

Changed my mind from what I said I would do in the other thread. Now that I am reading the lyrics I find myself looking up the original songs and in one case poetry. So that would end up making it take to long to do this requested repost.

On YouTube are copies of the Original Song and a Live Performance If you want to get a feel for the music before getting into the Parody.

Edit: By coincidence Bissek's post was on my sisters birthday.
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Mazoku Glomped A Spamville themed parody by Daniel Stack
To the theme of Lightnin' Strikes by Lou Christie

Listen to me Lady, you gotta understand.
You're cute enough to turn a Mazoku to sand!
Listen to me Lady, You've got to settle down.
Am I asking to much for you to leave this town?

Every man wants a life,
he can live to the very end.
Without a wife!
Who will chain him until then,

When I see the chicks beggin to be kissed (Stop)
I Yell Stop (stop)
I Yell Stop again
(stop, stop)

Himitsu is Glomped yet again
Himitsu is Glomped yet again

Hatred's takin' over my one-track mind
Believe it or not I'm gettin glomped all the time
All the girls sayin' that I'm really Kawai too
For the time being I feel like I'm such a tool

When I settle down
I want no ladies on my mind
Revenge and regret
Will then take up all of my time

If she's resurected kind
And she's warpin' my mind
I Yell Stop (stop)
I Yell Stop again
(Stop, stop)

Himitsu is glomped yet again
Himitsu is glomped yet again
And again and again and again

---- Instrumental Interlude ----

Himitsu is glomped yet again
Himitsu is glomped yet again

There's a chapel in the pines
Waiting for me around the bend
Murder on my mind
Trapped forever, but till then

If she gives me a sign
That she wants to combine
I Yell Stop (stop)
I Yell Stop again
(Stop, stop)

Himitsu is glomped yet again
Himitsu is glomped yet again
And again and again and again
Himitsu is glomped yet again
And again and again and again

[stratagemini]

Ellf's been pestering me about a Spammaster Reunion. That along with having This song on loop produced

Where In The World Did All The Spammaster's Go?
Originally Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego, by Rockapella

Where in the World Did all the Spammasters go?

Well they sneak around the world from Hell to Hello Kitty,
They're all Bizarre-Humored Brothers from Black Drags to Blueberries,
They’ll take you for a ride on a Mage Star Invasion,
Tell me Where in the World Did all the Spammasters go?

Steal their stuff in southern Spamville, Engage Xellos to the Terror,
From the Ice Cream down to Pieland they’ll be extorting you's
Well they never even saw me steal the Crystal from Himitsu
Tell me Where in the World Did all the Spammasters go?

They go from HQ to Heaven, Poker to Casino,
Acey's Place to Pie Factories now and back!

Well they’ll ransack Skaarj's van & run a scam by Old Himitsu.
Then they’ll stick ‘em up Down Under & go pick-pocket Pale
They put the Laughter back in Slaughter when they Cast that Damn Ice 9 Spell,
Tell me Where in the World Did all the Spammasters go?
Oh tell me where in the world did . . .
Oh tell me where can they be?

Ooh, Viletron to Thailand, Beelzeblueberry pie,
Contra to Pale Wolf, oh why oh, Where are you . . . !

Well They'll glide around the globe & They'll push you out of Airlocks.
They're all dead but keep on posting with a taste for Irony,
They are double-crossing demons who are killing each other,
Tell me Where in the World Did all the Spammasters go?