by SpaceKnight of Chaos » Wed May 07, 2008 9:33 pm
Season 3
Ranma Gains Yet Another Suitor
G: concerned to find Genma unconscious...
B: ...so he tries to shake him to his senses, despite Akane's pointing out that won't work.
G: saves Akane from Ukyo's spatula.
E: when this gets complaints and a slap, comments that he'll just let it cut her in half next time.
G: tries to pursue the assailant and asks why the heck Genma tripped him up.
G: realises that there's more to this than meets the eye and asks Genma for the full details.
E: declares he can't be shocked at something Genma did.
E: splashes Genma in anger for screaming in his ear and then starts fighting with him when the panda attacks.
G: goes after Genma in a fury after learning from Akane about his "brother".
E: repeats the next day that nothing Genma does can really shock him any more when Akane comments on his apparent nonchalance about his half-brother.
G: happy to see Ukyo once he recognizes her.
G: asks what Genma was doing with Ukyo's cart anyway when she brings it up.
G: hits Genma and asks in disgust why he was supposed to take Ukyo off her father's hands.
G/E: asks her why she'd want to come with them.
G/E: suggests that they let bygones be bygones.
G: asks if he said something wrong when Ukyo is hurt by this.
E: complains about always getting involved in or having to pay for the crimes Genma commits.
G: doesn't fight back against Ukyo's onslaught, instead asking her if this is any way for friends to act.
G: asks why she's so mad.
E: points out that Genma was the one who made the promise and abandoned it, so she should be taking it out on him.
G/E: hits Genma with a wok and tells him to stop thinking of his stomach and help Ranma out for once.
E: finally gets angry and starts fighting back, growing irate when Ukyo flees him.
E: dives at her when he sees her trying to sneak away in the shed, accidentally groping her.
- he doesn't know she's a girl at this point, so he has no way of knowing she's got breasts until his hand touches them.
E: pours hot water on her to see if she's like him; a guy with a Nyanniichuan curse.
G: hits Genma and demands an explanation when he describes Ukyo as Ranma's betrothed.
E/G: points out that Genma is the one the girls should be mad at, as he was the one who mistreated Ukyo and broke the promise.
N: fixes Ukyo's spatula, gives it to her and declares he'll take his punishment like a man...
E: ...then starts dodging her attacks and trying to talk her into calmness, finishing by saying she's cute and will make someone a great wife.
E/B: starts arguing with Akane.
G: offers his okonomiyaki to Akane.
Ryoga & Akane: 2-Gether, 4-Ever
E: declares it's Ukyo's problem if she's got a crush.
G: doesn't fight back against Ryoga at first, instead trying to explain about Ukyo to him.
E: points out he had enough problems with just Akane- why on earth would he want another fiancee.
E: shows Ukyo's breasts to Ryoga in order to make him break off the attack.
E: asks if she'd rather have been hit.
B: pops up to mock Ryoga in his girl-form.
E: chases and berates P-chan for sleeping in Akane's bed again.
E/B: tells Ukyo why Akane won't go on a date with Ryoga... be emphasising/exaggerating just how tomboyish she is.
E/B: upon hearing that Akane has accepted, decides to spoil it...
- she complains whenever he goes out with another girl, and now she (as far as he knows) is pulling one of her double-standard antics.
U/B: ...by pretending to be Ryoga's fiancee.
- there might be some justification for this in the fact that Ryoga is attempting to seduce Ranma's fiancee, but not enough to make this anything other than wicked.
B: threatens to splash him when he tries to reveal his feelings to Akane.
B: drags him away.
E: knocks him out for getting grabby.
U: asks Akane why she'd be jealous of an "alleycat" like her
E: decides to accept Ukyo's offer of a date after Akane takes Ryoga on a real date.
B: decides to harrass Akane and Ryoga.
U: reappears as Ryoga's fiancee in order to harrass him some more.
G: joins Akane and Ukyo in chasing after the fleeing, distraught Ryoga, saying she didn't know he'd take things this hard.
G/E: disgusted by Ryoga reverting almost instantly to his P-chan habits.
E: complains about Ukyo treating his curse like a toy.
E/B: points out P-chan is in no position to laugh and hits him.
Sneeze Me, Squeeze Me, Please Me! Shampoo's Recipe For Disaster
G: politely turns down Shampoo's offer of lunch.
G: thanks her for her offered tea and compliments her efforts.
E: not happy at the implication he has to pay for a meal he didn't ask her to make.
G/E: demands to know what Shampoo has done when he ends up hugging a cat and gets angry at her ignoring him to try and figure out how to make herself sneeze.
G/E: demands Shampoo get off when she succeeds in making him hug her.
G: tells her to stop that sort of behaviour when the compulsion finally ends and he can let her go.
G: tries to explain to Akane what's going on and tell Shampoo to get off.
E: tries to snatch the pepper from Shampoo.
- definately understandable and technically a good thing to do, but not very good foresight or thinking-through.
E: comes in through the window because Akane has locked the front door and his key only opens the back door.
G: asks in concern about Akane's illness.
E: clings to the roof and frantically tells her to keep away after hearing she's sneezing.
- normally I'd give this a Bad for the overreaction, but considering how he knows what his trigger is, and how Akane tends to react to such behavior, I can say this is a justified reaction. Not exactly nice by any stretch, but the alternative is a savage beating.
G: tries to explain what's wrong with him when Akane does end up sneezing.
G/E: asks just what she means when she declares he'd grab any girl.
E: angrily declares this is all Shampoo's fault.
G/E: demands to know why Akane always has to think the worst of him...
B: ...then asks if she thinks he likes hugging tomboys.
G: catches her and asks in concern if she's alright when her illness makes her stagger.
E/B: grumbles to himself that her current state is her own fault for getting so worked up.
G: then gets her some medicine he and Genma use.
G: is concerned to find how hot she is and goes to get her some ice.
E: bluntly thinks to himself that "now she listens to me" when she meekly takes his medicine.
G: realises Shampoo's new offers have more hypnotic mushroom and tries to avoid them.
E: finally loses his temper and snaps that he doesn't want to hug Akane when she pelts him with stuff for hugging her.
G: tries to escape Shampoo.
E/B: accidentally hits Akane with the door when he bursts into her room in his flight.
G: horrified when she threatens to feed them to Akane.
E: carries Akane off.
- normally this would be a Bad thing, but he's motivated by concern and Akane is in the sort of mood to be stupidly stubborn, so I'd say it's excuseable. If folks think an E/B would be better though, I'll change it.
G: warns her not to eat the Shumai.
B: dumps Akane on her face in frustration when Shampoo manages to corner them on the roof.
G/E: tricks Shampoo into eating one of her own shumai and sends her home.
- anyone else notice that, unlike the manga, she does't smash her way through town at this point but simply roofhops and walks back?
E: gets angry at Akane for her constant distrust of him when she finally admits he was telling the truth.
E: frantically tells her to hold in her sneeze.
Rub-a-Dub-Dub! There's a Pervert in the Tub
B: mocks Akane's choice of a visit, declaring only old fogies use hotsprings.
E: gets defensive about using tea kettles.
G: spots Happosai in Akane's bag and stops her from leaving.
E: demands to know if Soun has gone crazy when he thinks Ranma wants to go with Akane and gives him permission to bathe with her...
B: ...then asks why he'd ever want to bathe with someone like her.
G: shakes the old pervert out of Akane's bag, declaring where Akane goes and who she goes with is none of his business.
E/B: mocks Happosai's claim of needing a theraputic soak, claiming he'll be dead before he gets worse.
G/E: pulls Akane's bra out of the old pervert's shirt and asks if it's supposed to be more "therapy".
G: stops him following Akane.
E: starts tying him so as to keep him in the house until she's left.
G: uses his curse and Happosai's perversion to trick him into getting caught.
E: tells Happosai to stop whining over his bathpail, as it's his own fault.
E: sarcastically asks what "technique" the old pervert is talking about, then punches him out the window.
E: asks just why he should be scared of Happosai's techniques.
E: disgusted by Soun & Genma's cowardly reaction to Happosai's announcement he's going to get the scroll.
G: points out they can get it first and use it on him.
G: refuses to turn into a girl to try and get the scroll from the spring, pointing out he'd just change back into a guy when the water touched him anyway.
E/B: goes along with Soun & Genma's plan to frighten the girls off by disguising Genma as a grizzly.
G: dumbstruck by their admiration of Happosai's "technique" in slipping into the occupied spring and points out that if he gets the scroll first the three of them are as good as dead.
B/E: goes to get the scroll without protesting when Genma turns him into a girl.
G: tricks Happosai into revealing himself.
E: hits him and asks if he's a mole when he pops up out of the ground in front of him.
G: tries to stop him going after Akane.
E/G: goes back to get the scroll when Happosai says he can have it, then changes his mind and swims back after the pervert.
N: surfaces in front of Akane to intercept Happosai, despite knowing that he'll undoubtedly receive a savage beating from at least Akane and more likely all of the girls present.
G/E: tiredly asks just how often it is that Akane actually listens to him before pounding him.
G: comes up with a plan to get Happosai.
G: points out that no girl in the resort will be safe while Happosai is running around.
B: gets mad with Akane when she finally manages to point out the logical flaw in having Happosai translate the scroll for the Happo-Fire Burst, asking why she didn't say so before.
G: points out Happosai has stopped moving.
E: declares she can think of plenty of reasons for the old freak hanging onto her breasts to live- like being able to kill him all over again. Promptly punches him skywards and throws a concrete roller at him.
E: not impressed when the Happo-Fire Burst turns out to be firecrackers.
G: uses a bra to stop Happosai chasing her with a giant bomb.
G: impressed by his display of skill- stopping the bomb with a single finger.
E: kicks him off the cliff edge with his bomb.
I Love You! My Dear, Dear Ukyo
E: not impressed by Akane accusing him of various misdeeds, including another new engagement.
E/B: helps Ukyo get rid of Tsubasa by stuffing "her" in the trashcan and tossing her.
E: offended by Tsubasa calling her butt-ugly...
E/B: ...so she jumps into Ukyo's arms and mocks Tsubasa.
E/B: calls Tsubasa a pervert when it turns out that "she" already knew Ukyo was a girl.
G/E: tells Akane he has to enter Tsubasa's competition, as accepting challenges is part of his duties as the heir to Saotome Anything-Goes.
E: kicks Kuno away for glomping her.
E: decides to dress up in a bunnygirl suit to sell okonomiyaki.
E: not happy with Akane dragging her away before she managed to sell the last one.
N: feels sorry for Tsubasa when "she" runs off in tears and goes after her to try and comfort her, telling her that she was the one who really won the contest- Ranma was just too jealous to admit it.
G: tells her that she's cute and sure to find a boyfriend if she tries.
E: tells her that she takes it all back and to away when Tsubasa falls for Ranma-chan and starts pursuing her.
E: kicks Kuno away and complains about being chased by Tsubasa.
U: sets up a date with Tsubasa and his male side, deciding that if he has to be chased by "her" then at least she can chase his girl side so people stop thinking he's a pervert.
E: admits it isn't a perfect plan when Akane brings up that Tsubasa will still be in love with him.
U/B: tells Akane not to interfere if she knows what's good for her.
E: clings to Tsubasa in fright when they get charged by a horde of cats.
B: clutches onto Tsubasa's shoulder when "she" tries to go after Akane and asks her to give guys a chance.
E/B: beats Tsubasa up when it turns out he's actually a crossdressing guy, which means Ranma has been putting himself through all that he did for no reason.
The Witch Who Loved Me: A Japanese Ghost
B: asks why Soun would do something so stupid as volunteer to be chairman of the town council.
G/E: comments that it sounds more like he got railroaded into the position, but congratulates him for it.
B/E: lists the likely ways Happosai will make Soun abuse his position if the old pervert finds out.
G: promises not to tell the old pervert.
G: follows Happosai on his nightly raid at Soun's request and runs interference, keeping him from thieving any more underwear.
G: tells Happosai he's sorry he has to do this, but he can't let Happosai commit any more crimes.
G: declares he can't be bought when Happosai offers him a swimsuit.
E: asks what Akane means when she says it's obvious why Ranma has to go and protect Yang Gua-Fei's bra.
G: splashes Genma in disgust when he tries to steal a peek at the bra and points out he's acting like the old freak.
G: chases Happosai when he steals it and demands he return it when he catches the old pervert.
G: asks why Soun is telling them to let Happosai have it.
G: encourages Akane to hang in there when Yang Gua-Fei's snake-form manages to ensnare them and starts trying to crush them to death.
N: is willing to return to male form, which means the ghost will hypnotise him and make him her slave, so that she'll spare Akane.
E: comments that Happosai is probably out stealing right now when Akane wonders how the letcher is.
Transform! Akane the Super-Duper Girl
B: dodges Akane's attacks in their sparring session... while reading a manga.
- while he can't help being a better fighter than she is, he doesn't have to rub it in.
B: sits on her back and mockingly asks if she was saying something.
G/B: points out it's just armwrestling, so there's no need to be upset.
- the Bad here is for the hypocrisy.
E/B: skeptical about the Super Soba.
- given all of the magic he's experienced already, including porridge that makes hair grow, is noodles that grant super strength really so much to contemplate?
E: comments it might have been Happosai's idea of a joke when Akane sends him flying and challenges her to arm-wrestling.
E/B: starts crying after being beaten multiple times.
- on one hand, his sense of self-worth is very tied up in his physical prowess (he admits this in the final part of the Hiryu Shoten Ha storyline), but on the other this is kind of pathetic.
E/B: continues to challenge her.
G: points out that Akane has no place entering a strength contest while under the effects of Super Soba.
E: stung by her accusation of cowardice, challenges her again.
G: saves Shampoo from Akane's attack.
B: asks what Akane thinks she's doing in fighting Shampoo when she hasn't let Ranma win yet.
B: jokingly asks if Akane's going to turn into a boy when Soun tells him about the side-effects.
E: tries to trick her into letting him slip her the antidote.
- it's for her own good and she can be stupidly stubborn, as he well knows.
G: warns her that the Super Soba has side-effects.
G/B: slips an antidote into Shampoo's mouth when she catches the bell he's been trapped in.
B/E: makes out that Shampoo is acting "inappropriately" so that Akane will get him out and KO the Chinese Amazon in the process.
G/E: tells her that, now she's beaten Shampoo, it's time to take the antidote.
E: not impressed with Akane's behavior when she forces him to beat her in match before she'll take it.
E: thinks to herself that maybe it's time Akane learned, the hard way if need be, that martial arts require more than power.
E: asks if she's going to take the antidote now that Ranma-chan has managed to pin her down.
E: not sympathetic when the whiskers finally sprout and Akane runs away in tears.
G: goes looking for her with the antidote.
G: tries to cheer her up by telling her that her whiskers are actually kind of cute.
B/E: laughs at her when she starts wailing at this.
G: gives her the antidote.
E/G: mildly tells her he's disappointed when she says she thought he was jealous of her, saying that he thought she knew him better than that.
G: tells her that he's glad she's back to normal.
U: forces her to arm-wrestle him repeatedly and gloats over his victories when he tires of this.
The Killer From Jusenkyo
E: asks why Genma isn't laughing if it's so funny.
G: asks what the matter is when Genma has no appetite at dinner.
E: tells Genma to grow up when he, Ranma's primary sensei, begs Ranma to serve as his bodyguard.
B: suggests Akane be his bodyguard if she's so worried about him.
E: not happy when Cologne reveals she'd hoped he and Shampoo had eloped. Even less so when Happosai comments that being Genma's son makes him capable of much worse and all of the Tendos start scrutinizing him.
G: races to Genma's room after hearing him cry out.
G: demands Kin'nee come back with him.
G: horrified to hear that the Jusenkyo Preservation Society are willing to kill those they consider lawbreakers.
G/E: not happy when Happosai's "plan" to lure Kin'nee is having Ranma-chan help him steal underwear.
G/E: asks how she can be sure he's actually being helpful and not simply getting her to help with his crimes.
E: agrees with Akane that they can think of a better plan on their own and goes to leave.
G: demands Happosai give back the undies when he runs off and tries to go after him.
G: asks if Kin'nee isn't breaking the JPS's laws too when it turns out he has the Jusenkyo Spring of Drowned Priest curse.
E: loses patience with priest-Kin'nee's prayers of thanks to the trees, telling him to stop it and help her find her father.
G: worried for Genma's safety.
E: punches the JPS chairman in the head when he finally catches up to him.
G: tells Genma that they aren't leaving until they save the others Kin'nee kidnapped as well.
G: manages to surpress his ailurophobia and let Shampoo out, then frees P-chan and Mu-Mu-chan.
N: distracts Kin'nee so that the other teens can escape.
G: surrenders when they threaten Genma.
G: asks in horror what the JPS have done to him.
G/E: activates Kin'nee's curse to try and manipulate the priestly version into freeing her.
G: tells the JPS to stop what they're doing, as it isn't working and they can't treat people like playthings anyway.
G: despite the risk to herself, unties Genma after the angry Kin'nee cuts her loose.
E: tells Genma that she doesn't hold any grudge against him over Jusenkyo... then changes her mind and says that yes she does, asking if she looks like a priest.
Am I... Pretty? Ranma's Declaration of Womanhood
B/E: complains about Genma's reliance on dirty tricks when they fight.
B/E: accidentally barges into Akane, causing her to get shoved face-first into her own concoction.
B: apologises... by giving her a quick "sorry" as he resumes chasing Genma.
*Between these points, Ranma has had his brain scrambled and is exempt from judgement*
E: not happy with Akane apparently knocking her into the pond for no reason, or with being slapped for no cause that she knows of.
E/B: punches Genma in the face for hitting her for no reason.
Final Facedown! Happosai vs. The Invisible Man
G: chases after Happosai to try and retrieve the underwear from him.
G/E: complains about Soun & Genma always running off when Happosai starts acting up.
G: has been working on a plan to put a stop to Happosai.
E/B: tells Genma he wishes the panda would stop bowing and scraping to the old letch... as it don't look good.
G: disgusted by Soun's sudden burst of even greater-than usual sucking up to Happosai.
E: not impressed by Soun's claims that he and Genma have learned how to defeat Happosai.
G: disgusted that, despite their claims, Soun & Genma are sucking up with even greater fervour than usual.
E: not impressed by Soun's "explanations" for his behaviour.
G/E: dubs the previous night low even for them and declares he and Akane will have to handle the old pervert on their own.
G: takes back the undies when Happosai makes that day's raid.
G: chases Happosai when he tries to flee after being caught in the Man-Musk Project.
E: declares it serves Happosai right when Akane points out he's stopped moving.
G: pins him to the ground when he tries to jump onto Akane and recharge, demanding that he stop stealing.
G/E: not impressed that Soun and Genma are attacking now that, in his opinion, a five-year-old could probably beat Happosai.
G: snaps at them in anger for immediately about-facing when Happosai pulls out a bra.
E: tries to strike the pervert to reinforce Akane's demand that Happosai stops stealing.
E/B: boots Happosai in the back of the head and declares he makes Ranma sick when the pervert berates Soun's poor camouflage skills.
G: thanks Akane for tossing him the "blast shield" he needs to beat Happosai.
G/E: demands Genma quit bowing and scraping.
G/E: realises that invisiblity techniques are useless for offense by their very nature.
E: comments it must be a weird kind of fate that Chingensai and Happosai are old friends.
Les Misérables of the Kuno Estate
G: apologises for beaning Sasuke by accident with his ball.
G: asks if the ninja is alright after ramming head-first into the tree.
G/E: doesn't fight back when Sasuke starts attacking him.
E: tells Saskue that he's not complaining about it, but why is the ninja at the Tendo house?
E: asks if Kuno kicked Sasuke out.
G: apologises again for hitting him, explaining that he was practising his aim on the loquats in the tree and admitting that his aim definately needs work.
G: offers him a loquat.
E: asks why the bedding is one the line.
E: asks why Sasuke is acting so subserviant to Akane.
G: horrified when the ninja jumps into a puddle and tells Akane to use him as a bridge.
Ghost Story! Ranma and the Magic Sword
B: mocks Akane for her report on the "Ghost of Furinkan".
B: decides to come and help... after hearing Ukyo will be making okonomiyaki for the ghost hunters.
B: not happy at being told the best he can expect is a discount on his.
E: points out he never invited Happosai when the old letch declares he'll be coming along.
G/E: asks in disgust if harrassing girls is all he thinks about.
E: not happy at Akane immediately believing he was the one who goosed her. Especially when she knows Happosai is there.
G: assigns two burly guys (or possibly rather plain girls) to be Happosai's guards in hopes that they'll keep him under control.
G/E: demands that the ghost stop striking from ambush and fight fairly, going in pursuit of it.
E: attacks Happosai for startling him, Akane and Ukyo in the gym.
E: accuses the old pervert of being the ghost.
E: bluntly points out she didn't invite him in the first place when he starts crying about her "mistreatment" of him.
G/E: punts him into LEO when he continues to harass her when the ghost attacks.
G: calls a warning to Akane when the ghost starts to attack her.
G: concerned for Ukyo when her spatula gets cut apart saving Akane.
E/G: tells her to cry over it later, as the ghost is coming back.
G: calls out in warning when Ukyo goes to Akane's defence again and is concerned when she gets taken down.
G/E: tells Kuno should be ashamed of his behavior and attacks him.
E: is sure Kuno didn't fight against the possession too hard.
N/G: says they have to help the nutjob.
E: asks if Kuno was too much for Sasuke to handle.
E: not happy at Kuno's newly acquired collection of various martial artist antiques.
All It Takes is One! The Kiss of Love is the Kiss of Death
B: flirts with a guy who offers "her" a cup of tea and a ride on his yacht, passing it off as "playing" when Akane asks what he's doing.
E: angrily asks why Genma is a panda if he's not going to go swimming.
G: stomps on the bikini-stealing Happosai and gives the swimsuits back to the girls chasing him.
G: pounds him for harrassing more girls with his watermelon suit.
E: sends him flying for groping her.
E: frantically points out it's a coincidence when Shampoo happily exclaims on meeting Ranma at the beach.
E: snatches the chopsticks from her when she tries to feed her the ramen.
B: complains that Happosai alone is bad enough, but if Cologne's there things are even worse.
E: decides to set the oldies on a date.
G: makes Happosai promise to stop stealing for the day if Ranma introduces him to this "date".
E: asks where Happosai stole the bracelet from.
G: catches the pervert in mide-leap at Shampoo and takes him to Cologne.
E: declares he knew the bracelet was stolen when Cologne reveals it's a Joketsuzoku treasure.
E: demands Shampoo let go of him when she hugs him.
G/E: helps catch Happosai and start bashing him around to try and retrieve the bracelet.
U: fakes having swallowed the pill so as to torment Akane.
G: horrified when Akane ends up swallowing the second love pill.
G: explains what's happened to Soun.
G: sends Happosai flying when he pops up, then asks Akane to clarify which pill she took.
G: sends Happosai flying again when he reappears.
U/B: asks what the big deal is when Cologne works out that Akane has swallowed the "Day" pill.
G: smashes Happosai when he tries to make Akane look at him.
G: asks why Akane can't look at Ranma before she looks at some other freak...
B/U: ...then reveals she was only joking.
E: declares Happosai makes Akane sick when the twisted pervert asks why she has to ignore him.
G: horrified to hear that Akane actually took the Lifetime pill and tries to go after her and warn her.
G: demands Shampoo let her go, pointing out Akane would certainly care who she fell for, and ripping free when Shampoo asks who cares what happens to Akane.
E: throws a bucket at Akane's head and kicks Ryoga into the sea when he approaches the unblindfolded Akane.
G: tries to warn Akane about the pill being the Lifetime one.
E/B: shoves Akane into the sea so she doesn't catch sight of Happosai.
N: willing to turn into a guy, and thus forgo ever having Akane love him for himself.
E: asks if she's fallen for him yet.
G: continues trying to explain that she took the Lifetime pill.
The Ultimate Team-up!? The Ryoga/Mousse Alliance
B: yanks P-chan from Akane's arms and tells them no kissy-face in public.
E: calls AKane uncute for bashing him in the face with her bookbag.
E: willing to fight Ryoga when he comes out of nowhere and angrily starts yelling at him.
E/G: tells Akane to blame Ryoga for their constant fights.
- it is, after all, the truth; there's only a few occasions where I can recall Ranma deliberately going out and provoking Ryoga.
E: calls her uncute in anger after she declares Ranma is always at fault, so she should never blame anyone but him.
E: asks her who's jealous of her and gets angry at her behavior.
G: goes after Ryoga in concern when he runs away.
E: tells Akane not to bother going in search of P-chan, as he'll come back on his own like he always does.
E: claims Ryoga's just after attention, then comments that he was acting strangely yesterday and decides to go and look for him.
G: upon finding and catching "P-chan" (in reality a real piglet), reassures him that he isn't there to fight and asks why his squealing sounds so different.
B/E: asks since when Ryoga has been so pathetic as to team up with Mousse.
E: asks if Ryoga's behavior is his way of saying he wants to be Ranma-chan's plaything.
E: fakes out Ryoga with her toplessness, using it to earn a free kick to Ryoga's head.
G: tells Mousse he should be ashamed of using Ryoga in such a way.
E: drags the two boys back into the blast radius to force them to set her free.
G: tries to warn Akane about the bomb.
E: tells her to forget about P-chan and listen to her/him for once, finally getting angry with her stupidity and stubbornness.
G/B: tells Ryoga not to beat himself up over how Akane was endangered, as girls like her aren't exactly helpless... then quips that they aren't marriage material either.
B: tells Ryoga that he and Akane are fiancees until he can figure out how to dump her, then asks what it is to the Lost Boy anyway.
G: asks why Ryoga has been acting so strangely.
G/E: asks why he just jumped into the pond.
E: tells Akane not to blame him for P-chan's being soaking wet.
E: horrified to hear Akane intends to take P-chan into her bath and asks what she and Ryoga intend to do.
E: accuses P-chan of having planned this all along.
E/B: chases after Ryoga, demanding a fight, accusing him of wanting to bathe with Akane and calling him a pervert.
Back to the Happosai!
G/E: asks if Shampoo spiked the ramen.
E: wonders where Happosai stole the mirror from.
E: mocks his claim of being missed by the girl who "gave" him the mirror.
G/E: suggests that they make the best of things when they get transported to China, 300 years ago.
E: asks if they look like they just fell off the turnip truck when Happosai claims to have been a bishonen blond, and not the ugly dwarf they've just met.
E: disbelieving of Cologne's claim that the blue-haired beauty is *her* young self, telling her to make her lies less obvious.
E: calls young-Happosai clueless when he "realises" that throwing tea over someone is some Chinese custom for expressing affection.
E: asks if Akane and Shampoo want to cause some kind of time-paradox, pointing out Cologne and Happosai would have gotten together the first time if it was meant to be.
E: asks why Y-Cologne would sell her family heirloom, the magical Nanban Mirror, for the sake of a good-for-nothing like Y-Happosai.
E: claims Y-Happosai was just trying to win sympathy when she tells him about their first meeting.
G/E: asks why she doesn't just marry Y-Happosai if she really does care for him.
E: accepts Y-Happosai's challenge.
G: disgusted with Happosai when his acquisition of the mirror is revealed.
G: disbelieving that Happosai has learned nothing from his past mistakes.
E: starts fighting for the mirror after Soun brings up it can get him to Jusenkyo.
Kodachi the Black Rose! The Beeline to True Love
G: tries to hand out flyers to attract students for the Tendo dojo.
E: asks why she has to be the bunnygirl and why Akane isn't also in costume.
E: not happy at having to use her body/feminine wiles to attract students, but does so at Akane's insistence.
G/E: asks Kodachi what's with the dutiful wife act.
E: asks what lovers she's talking about when she says that it's only natural for lovers to be wed.
E: asks in shock what Kodachi is still doing at the Tendos when she wakes him up the next day.
G/E: points out that he isn't her husband.
G/E: refuses to give her the sheets, telling her that he'll wash them himself.
G: tries to explain to Akane that it isn't what she thinks it is when she walks in on them.
G: immediately offers to help Akane with the table when she explains its for the coming students.
E/G: insists that it's all in Akane's mind.
G: tells Kodachi where the clothesline is.
G: turns down her offer of all her worldly possessions.
E/B: happy that Kodachi has finally gone... because she ran off in tears over the fact Genma & Soun used her.
E: points out that she/he is technically the cause for so many students showing up.
G: furious when Genma abandons the Tendo dojo to chase Kodachi's recruiting truck.
G: is forceful enough that he actually manages to make Soun, Genma and Happosai (as well as Kodachi) cut the crap for once and listen to him.
G: tells Kodachi that he appreciates her offer, but asks who said that he needed a dojo.
E/G: calmly tells her that she's not listening to him, going on to explain in the same reasonable tone that the Saotome School is Anything-Goes, which means it can be practised anywhere and thus doesn't need a dojo, so he does't need Kodachi *OR* Akane for that reason.
G: horrified when Happosai starts weeping about Ranma turning down Kodachi's dojo.
E: declares he's going to put Genma out of it when he starts melodramatising about not being long for the world.
G: disbelieving when the Tendos encourage him to take advantage of Kodachi's generous offer.
The Last Days of Happosai...?
G: chases Happosai, demanding he return the underwear.
G: goes to his side in concern when he finds the old pervert has scattered his collection everywhere.
G: dumbstruck upon being told he no longer wants his collection.
E/B: declares that, so long as he's not bothering Ranma, Happosai can stay in bed forever.
E: claims that there's nothing to worry about.
B/U: tells Akane that Happosai's most likely faking this illness to scare them.
G: tells Akane that, while he's still getting used to it, he doesn't really mind doing what Soun & Genma ask -going through with the wedding- and that it mightn't be so bad.
N: horrified when P-chan gets swept away in the raging canal, despite the fact the piglet has just been chasing and harrassing her all night through a pouring storm.
Two, Too Violent Girls: Ling-Ling & Lung-Lung
B: flirts with a guy in order to get an extra takoyaki.
B/U: declares that, while he might cheapen himself for free eats, Chinese Amazons or not, Ling-Ling & Lung-Lung are still just women and he won't hit women. Then suggests he turn into a girl and beat the stuffing out of them, laughing triumphantly at this.
B/E: declares staying a guy will be a nice break from all the girly stuff.
E: points out that this is all Genma's fault when Genma yells at him over how the neighbours will react when they find out Ranma Saotome is running for his life from two little girls.
E: ready to fight the twins to save her life.
G/E: tells Akane not to intervene when she puts herself between Ranma-chan and the twins... by saying that this is no time for martyrs.
N: tries to stop Shampoo giving the Kiss of Death to the twins.
E: reluctant to go to Shampoo's aid, pointing out how she'll likely take this when Akane suggests she does go.
G/E: reassures Akane that Shampoo is the stronger martial artist and thus sure to win.
G: asks in concern what will happen if the twins *do* use the Dance of the Great Fire Dragon technique on Shampoo.
G: decides, after some insistence from Akane, to go and help.
G: goes to Shampoo's side in concern upon finding her sprawled on the ground.
E: snaps at Akane for complaining about finding Ranma dancing.
B: insults her for not being able to resist the music and cover Ranma's ears.
B: suggests Shampoo go back to China with the twins.
E: points out that his engagement to Shampoo is Shampoo's idea, so it doesn't count.
E: insists that his and Akane's engagement is different.
Ranma and the Evil Within
B: makes Akane pay for her/his sundae.
B: asks why girls get all the breaks after commenting that she/he never eats icecream in her/his real body.
B: laughs that Akane is mad because she/he got free eats.
B: accepts a guy's offer of tea.
B: jokes about staying a girl permanently.
E: dazed after his first "night out" with the Evil Ranma-chan, babbles to himself about her being "the cutest" and tells Akane that it's none of her beeswax who he's talking about.
E: instinctively drawn to Evil-Ranma when Akane hits her with the ward.
E: kicks Happosai in the head for trying to use the Personality Splitter Incense on him and starts waving it toward him with a fan.
Enter Ken and His Copycat Kerchief
B/U: brags that even though he's only a girl half the time he's still twice as cute as Akane.
B: tells her he was just kidding when she gets offended by this and gets mad at her being made.
B/E: attacks Ken for spying on him.
E/B: dismisses Genma's warning and proclaims Copycat Ken to be nothing but loser.
E: accuses Ryoga, Mousse and Kuno of being Copycat Ken come to spy on him/sabotage his training.
B: sarcastically asks Ryoga if he didn't learn the Bakusai Tenketsu by copying Cologne.
G: tries to calm down the others when they start brawling amongst themselves.
E: kicks them apart and points out they're supposed to be cooperating...
E/B: ...then decides to join in the fight when Kuno bops him from behind.
G/E: not happy with Kuno refusing to share his food.
G: asks in disgust if they look like a bunch of animals when Kuno idly tosses them some meaty bones, then is dumbstruck to find Mousse and Ryoga gnawing at them.
E: starts brawling over food.
E: leaves in anger over their behavior.
E: declares it never ceases to amaze her/him when Genma says something useful when one of the panda's lessons gives her the key to beating Ken.
G: modest about her victory.
Ryoga's Miracle Cure! Hand Over That Soap
E: points out they're only using the public baths because Genma broke the Tendo's.
B: upon seeing P-chan running from some kids, flicks a bar of soap so that the piglet ends up taking an impromptu swim in the bath with him.
B: starts reading Ryoga's letter after hearing Ryoga wrote it.
B: refuses to give it back to him.
B: takes it from Akane and starts reading it aloud.
G: catches Ryoga before he hits the pond.
E: claims that this would be a good time to thank him.
G: horrified when the rock he's crouched on gives way and dumps them both in the koi pond.
E/B: smashes Ryoga over the head with the boulder for punching her in the head.
B: splashes him on the street, tries to suck up to him to make him share the secret, and begs him on his knees... while kneeling atop Ryoga's head.
G: horrified when it appears Shampoo intends to kill Ryoga to retrieve her soap.
B/U: joins Shampoo's plot to steal it back, disguising herself as "Pid of the Cupid Twins".
U/B: knocks Ryoga out cold and runs off with the soap (well, tries to), trying to swipe it off Shampoo when she retrieves it.
B: knocks Ryoga out in a hit-and-run attack to take the soap.
B: reappears as "Pid" in another attempt to get the soap.
B: attacks him from behind when Shampoo distracts him.
E/G: tries to explain herself to Akane.
G/B: pulls Akane into a secret chamber in the haunted house to ensure she'll hear him out.
E: angrily asks Akane to leave Ryoga behind when she drags the Lost Boy out.
E/G: demands Ryoga put Akane down.
G: saves Akane from Ryoga's path of destruction...
B: ...then insults her.
U: makes fun of the fact Akane is currently running for her life from Ryoga.
N: disguises herself as Akane in order to keep her away from Ryoga.
B/E: brags that it was lucky for Akane that she sacrificed herself for her.
Fight! The Anything-Goes Obstacle Course Race
E/B: demands to know why the other Tendo Dojo occupants are at the race.
E/B: mockingly asks why Ryoga is there.
E: wonders why the mundane contestants bothered if they were going to turn back before the first leg.
E/B: mockingly replies that he thought Akane was with Ryoga today when she asks if he's really going to leave her behind.
G/B: thanks Akane for leading him to the exit to the next section.
G/E: points out it's unfair for Ryoga to simply break through the walls in the maze.
E: not happy about being partnered with Ryoga either.
G: distracts Akane when she sees P-chan, secretly changing him back and persuading Akane that P-chan wasn't there.
E: calls Ryoga an ingrate.
G: distracts the robot monster so that Ryoga can take it out.
Ukyo’s Skirt! The Great Girly-Girl Gambit
B: forgets about the errand he was on to grab some food at Ukyo's.
G/E: suggests Ukyo go to the mountains when she asks his opinion.
G/E: willing to go with her when she is evidently worried about going it alone.
G/E: reassures her that they're friends when she talks to him the next day.
G: asks what he said when Ukyo walks away hurt/disappointed.
E/B: rebounds into class off Kuno's back, not even stopping as he apologises.
G/E: affronted when Akane insinuates he's dones something vile to Ukyo.
E: stamps Happosai for calling him snotnosed.
B: bluntly demands to know what Ukyo wants and tells her that it better be good.
E: asks why he should listen to Happosai's advice when the old pervert tells him to go with Ukyo.
E: dismisses both Akane and Kodachi's comments and heads inside.
E/B: asks why he, the prize, should attend the contest the girls are holding and says that he wishes they'd just leave him out of it.
E/B: so busy wondering how he ate so much of Akane's food without ill effects that he forgets all about the contest.
E: tells Akane the flavours were so mixed up he couldn't keep track of who made what.
B: goes to Ukyo's for more food.
G/B: compliments her cooking and her appearance.
Ranma Goes Back To Jusenkyo At Last
G: points out that if they do linger in Nerima too long, the springs might dry up and leave them trapped with curses forever.
E: hits Genma when he starts flipping through a Chinese guidebook then reveals he can't read a word of it.
E: resolves to go to China and asks Genma for money to get there.
B/E: sends Genma flying and advances on him menacingly when his "life savings" turn out to be a measly 328 Yen.
E: helps Genma swipe the Nanban Mirror from Happosai.
G/E: tells the horrified elders to use the mirror and get them out of this warped reality.
G/E: goes to try and prevent his and Genma's past selves from getting cursed.
G/E: promises to give some lingerie to Happosai if he'll help.
E/G: fakes being a starving waif pursued by bandits to try and persuade them to change directions.
E: gets mad at their insistence on going.
E/G: slaps Happosai out of the air when he lungs at her and tells him that they don't have the time for such antics.
G: saves her past self from falling into the Nyanniichuan.
E: sends Happosai flying when he latches onto her breasts in horror after hearing Ranma will be cured now.
U: leaves him in the past.
B/U: tells the past-Akane that she'll never catch a husband when she reacts to him as though he's a complete stranger.
Water, water, everywhere, and all was cursed and black!
Drowned ones cast bad spell and out come pig, girl, duck, panda!
Swirl, swirl, slithery pond, and join with magic spring!
Swirl, swirl, dirty pond, and rid the cursed sting!
Here my prayer, I beg you please!
Now turn these curses BACK!
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