We Want Your Songs (resurected)

[Bliss]

*is firmly convinced the golden icecream cone is rigged to blow up*

*sweatdrops*
Maybe it isn't and it's just a roundabout way of getting you paranoid so that he can do something super- bad to you....or something like that....
*takes cover anyways*
Better safe than dead...

[Dragon Man]

*Claps loudly*
"Excellent Pat! Best parody I've ever seen of Bohemian Rhapsody besides this and Evangelion Redeath!

[Himitsu]

Wait... Mazoku + Nice? TAKE COVER!!!!!
*is firmly convinced the golden icecream cone is rigged to blow up*

(Scratches my head.)
Ny`ice? What the heck is that? Some kind of ice made during the night? Geez, minions these day and their stupid slang words.

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Gracefully accepts golden icecream cone.
here's another repost - it doesn't belong in the Spamville origins thread.

A long time ago...
In a forum far far away...
But very much like this one...
Stratagemini:
Hey Pat, How bout one to the Tune of"The Time Warp" from Rocky Horror Picture Show?
J. St.C. Patrick: Here you go, with a few changes as to who sings which lines:
Wearing the Fuku
Based on The Time Warp by Richard O'Brien
From the Rocky Horror Picture Show
[Narrator]:
I would like, if I may, to tell you a strange story:
Hits are pounding
Ranma's flying
Mallets take their toll
A cat is watching
For memories to awaken
Soon he'll take up her role
[Ranma]:
I remember raising my henshin
Saying those famous words:
Sun Star Power Make-Up
Then I would be spinning
[Sailor Senshi Chorus]:
Wearing the fuku again!
Wearing the fuku again!
[Narrator]:
A large bow on her bust
[Sailor Senshi Chorus]:
And a bow on her butt
[Narrator]:
A short skirt on her hips
[Sailor Senshi Chorus]:
She takes a victory pose
And gives the warning phrase
In the name of the Moon.
Wearing the fuku again!
Wearing the fuku again!
[Akane]:
Where's old Ranma? Off fighting a youma!
Do I really love him? No, not at all ....
In Beryl's dimension, In crystalic detention
Till I'm rescued by Ranma
[Ranma]:
It comes with no pension
[Akane]:
They gave him a henshin?
[Narrator]:
And the Sailors will never be the same.
Such an amusing notion
They're saving the nation!
[Sailor Senshi Chorus]:
Wearing the fuku again!
Wearing the fuku again!
[Ranko]:
Akane hit me up the street, thought I was havin' a fling
Into the canal, and I saw a cat thing
He did a back flip, gave me a pen
Said Power Make-Up,I thought what, and then
I rose in the air and felt a change
I was in a fuku, much to my chagrin
[Sailor Senshi Chorus]:
Wearing the fuku again!
Wearing the fuku again!
[Narrator]:
A large bow on her bust
[Sailor Senshi Chorus]:
And a bow on her butt
[Narrator]:
A short skirt on her hips
[Sailor Senshi Chorus]:
She takes a victory pose
And gives the warning phrase
In the name of the Moon.
Wearing the fuku again!
Wearing the fuku again!
{Tap Dancing Senshi}
Wearing the fuku again!
Wearing the fuku again!
{Luna and Artemis perform Musicale interlude}
Wearing the fuku again!
Wearing the fuku again!

[Bliss]

Very nice... very nice.....
Although there is one confusion... earlier in the song Ranma sings Sun Star Power Make Up.... but then later on Ranko gives the warning phrase in the name of the moon.... probably nothing.. just curious there...*shrugs*....
Hmmmm can we request songs or something?
Just out of curiosity...

[Cyber_Skaarj]

Don't they all use that phrase or something? Or is it based on their planet for each one?
I take it that particular song is based on the Sailor Ranko series, yes?

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Very nice... very nice.....

Thank you.

Although there is one confusion... earlier in the song Ranma sings Sun Star Power Make Up.... but then later on Ranko gives the warning phrase in the name of the moon.... probably nothing.. just curious there...*shrugs*....

I think they all do - maybe fannon - because they all serve the Moon Kingdom.

Hmmmm can we request songs or something?
Just out of curiosity...

Sure. make a general request and hopefully someone will rewrite a song.
I make no guarantees as I at least like to know the tune before I write, and if possible have access to the original version.

I take it that particular song is based on the Sailor Ranko series, yes?

Yes, yes it is.

[J. St.C. Patrick]

This is another I blame on the muzak at work.
Senshi in the City
Based on Summer in the City by The Lovin' Spoonful
Heads up! Senshi in the city
Fighting Youma, yet staying so pretty

Ranma, wary of the kitty
Doesn't know a single person in the city
All around, people looking half dead
Youma on the sidewalk, made up of brown bread
Random splash he makes a change
Ranma becomes a girl
Come-on Ranma and dance the fight
Turn up the heat it'll be all right
And girl, don't you show any pity
Toast it now , and put out its lights
Like the Senshi, in the City
Like a Senshi in the City...
Cool Girls, Senshi in the city
Wearing fuku and looking so pretty
Ranma, isn't it a pity
You're gonna be a Senshi in the city
Proclaim: Solar Power Make-UP!
Wearing a fuku, gonna race across the rooftops
Henshin stick will make the change
Ranma begins to twirl
Round and Round a dance of lights,
Despite the show it'll be all right.
Pirouette and say something witty
That Youma can be out at night
You're a Senshi in the city!
A Senshi in the City!
{Musical interlude}
Ranma - Senshi in the city
In a fuku,and looking so pretty
Look down, isnt that a kitty?
Does it seem there's a Youma in the city?
All around people looking half dead
Youma on the sidewalk, looking like a brass bed
Henshin out she makes the change
Ranma begins to twirl
Round and round a dance of lights
Despite the show it'll be all right
Pirouette and say something witty
That Youma can be out at night
You're a Senshi in the City!
A Senshi in the City!

[Bliss]

Don't recognize the song, but that was nice Pat. Once again the Bard provides us with a great song.....
As for song requests... not really requests as I think they'd make a nice fit... AC/DC's Highway to Hell, Bon Jovi's It's My Life....
and because I'm curious as to if it could be done... Radiohead's Creep or Nirvana's Come As You Are.

[lwf58]

I know the song this is based on, and while overall it's a good filk song, a lot of the lines don't scan very well. Too many or too few syllables, and in a few places there aren't rhymes where there should be. Nice effort, but not one of Pat's best.

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

"Barely Winning"
Formerly "Barely Breathing" by Duncan Sheik
I know what you’re doing,
I see it all to clear
I'm sure you've started planning the wedding here
You really had me thinking, maybe it was done
But you proved that its just one more battle to be won
I believed that in my strength, I could survive the year
But its been hectic, and people know my fear
There’s not much to examine, there’s nothing left to hide
You really can’t be serious if you have to ask me why
I say good-bye...
‘Cause I am barely winning
And I just want to stop
I don’t know who I’m kidding
Thinking about Pop
I could be out training
Be her baka for another day
But I don’t suppose it’s worth the price, worth the price
The price that I would pay
Everyone keeps asking, why is he still here?
I'm not too certain, but the pain is only mere
What is this feeling? I don't know right now
There's nothing left to chance, and I'm expected to take a bow.
Will it ever change?
‘‘Cause I am barely winning
And I just want to stop
I don’t know who I’m kidding
Thinking about Pop
I could be out training
Be her baka for another day
But I don’t suppose it’s worth the price, worth the price
The price that I would pay
But I’m thinking it over anyway...
I’ve come to find
I may never know
My changing life
Is it friend or foe?
I rise above
Or sink below
With every time
They come and go
Please don’t come and go
‘Cause I am barely winning
And I just want to stop
I don’t know who I’m kidding
Thinking about Pop
I could be out training
Be her baka for another day
But I don’t suppose it’s worth the price, worth the price
The price that I would pay
But I’m thinking it over anyway

[Hazard]

Pat, about the Senshi saying 'in the name of the Moon', they don't usually. When they make the speech themselves they say 'in the name of <insert planet's name here> I shall punish you' so it's mostly a fannon thing.
They do the same if Moon leads 'em, Usagi begins the speech, starts the in the name of bit, were the Senshi place their own names in as appropriate, Moon finishes it with 'and the Moon'.
They either chorus 'We'll punish you' or Usagi says that on her own.
Oh and yes keep up the good work, a few are making me suffer bouts of hilarity induced insanity.

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Thanks for the comments on the Senshi in the City, lwf58 - yep. I'll put some of it down to posting late at night and a bad case of rootbeer.
Hazard - thanks for the info about the "In the name of" phrase.
Another Reposting:

Stratagemini wrote (in red)
Damn You St. Pat!
I wrote: I wondered how long it would take someone to conflate my name.
Strat: Always Outdoing me! Now I actually Have to Listen to another song with lyrics (Instead of Video Game remixes) and Make A Better Song than Yours!
I will Prevail!
Do your best!
In the meantime:
Ranma Saotom' Came To Town
Yankee Doodle - Dr. Richard Schuckburg, circa 1750
Ranma Saotom' came to town
A riding on a Panda
There he met the Tendo clan
and sat on their veranda.
Ranma Saotom' mix it up
Ranma Saotom' Ranko
Don't let Mommy ever know
Or she'll give you a tanto
Ranma Saotom' in Ju'ban
Was fighting with a Youma
There he met a talking cat
And woke up in Osaka
Ranma Saotom' mix it up
Ranma Saotom' Ranko
Don't let Mommy ever know
Or She'll hand you a tanto
Ranma Saotom' in Ju'ban
While training with Akane
Met up with the Sailor Sensh'
Who want to fuku Ranko
Ranko Saotom' mix it up
Ranko Saotom' Ranma
Don't let Mommy ever know
Or she'll hand you a tanto
"Ranko Tendo" held the pen
She held the henshin high
Said the words that made her cringe
Now she's a Sailor Senshi
Sailor Ranko mix it up
Ranko Saotom' Ranma
Don't let Mommy ever know
Or she'll hand you a tanto
Sailor Ranko in Ju'ban
Fighting with the Senshi
Knocked out all the bad youma
Then they went for ice cream!
Sailor Ranko mix it up
Ranko Saotom' Ranma
Don't Mommy ever know
Or she'll hand you a tanto

Note: for the purposes of this song Saotome is mispronounced as Sao-tohm
I don't recall which song Strat was cursing me for.
Possibly the Ranmanian Rapsody

[Neko-]

Now that was quite an unexpected song choice... But nevertheless well executed.

[Cyber_Skaarj]

Sure. make a general request and hopefully someone will rewrite a song.

OK, how's about "Larger Than Life" by the Backstreet Boys? I have two AMVs to that song, 'cos it's a great piece o' music