DES, the superhero (no, really)

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Makoto » Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:05 am

(A girl riding a blue delivery motorcycle rides up, and idles.)

Honestly. The things they have me do... Go here, they said, and deliver this to the cat buried in the side of a snowman. Okay.

(circles DES, until she can see Neko-...)

Huh. There really IS a cat buried in the side of a snowman. Well, I'm getting paid for this, so...

(pulls out a large paper sack and holds it up to Neko-)

Umm, are you the one who ordered the Super Clucky kids meal, with Uber-Spicy Sriracha Burger and an Extra-Flamey Flamethrower as a prize? It's all been paid for. Don't know by who; I was just told to deliver it.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Mon Jul 22, 2019 3:11 am

Callista wrote:Those thoughts would probably be a lot scarier if you weren't embedded in an ice cream-selling, world-traveling snowman.

...

...

...

Well... you got me there...
Random NPC wrote:are you the one who ordered the Super Clucky kids meal, with Uber-Spicy Sriracha Burger and an Extra-Flamey Flamethrower as a prize? It's all been paid for. Don't know by who; I was just told to deliver it.

No I didn't... I'll take it anyway!

*has visions of DES melting from the inside out*
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Makoto » Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:51 pm

Cool.

(stares at the "Random NPC" title)

Hmph. I have a name, y'know. Not that I'm telling you, now. And I'm not an NPC!

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:06 am

*since said girl never introduced herself beyond 'a girl', she isn't relevant to the plot. And besides, there are more important things to do...*

Right... flamethrower...

*paws the thing*

...

*paws the thing some more*

...

CURSE YOU CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:34 am

Alas the flamethrower would have no effect on DES, ( that pesky heat imperviousness that Stan gave DES when he visited Hell)

However, here is an animation showing what Neko- dreams would happen, were Neko- able to work the flamethrower in cat form:
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:43 am

*did not hear that comment, and still plots potential means to destroy DES*

Uber-Spicy Sriracha Burger... Wonder if that'd let me fart fire... Or if not, provide a means to gassing DES in ways the Geneva Convention hasn't even conceived yet...
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby talonhunter » Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:42 pm

***A wavy portal distortion opens up above DES as a large quantity of pink pepto bismal looking goo falls thru...***

AND STAY OUT!!! can be heard as the portal disappears...

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:06 pm

...Okay, I'm seeing a hint that I shouldn't have eaten all of those chocolate cream pies at once. *slowly backs away*
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