DES, the superhero (no, really)

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Mon Mar 18, 2019 5:25 pm

((OOC: I actually have a decent number of GF collections. Bucky's idiocy and Mac Manc McManx's incomprehensible speech appeal to me. :D ))
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Makoto » Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:28 pm

An urgent warning chime-clank sounds, and a new psychic notice appears before Neko-.

"While we at Sirius Cybernetics do wish the best of all our customers, it has come to our attention that you are now twice overdue on your payments. We can only conclude you are trying to illegally maneuver out of your financial obligations, and as such, will be sending an agent to forever follow you and harass you until you have repaid your debt in full.

Please decide the form of your agent... now."

Confused, Neko- dismisses the note, as there's only one being that Neko- doesn't simply mildly tolerate... and regrets it a moment later, as a fifty-story DES suddenly looms over the horizon. "HELLO! I'LL BE YOUR PERSONAL TORMENTOR FROM NOW ON! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ICE CREAM?"
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Sat Mar 23, 2019 5:58 pm

*since we all know there is only one DES, and the avalance looming over the horizon certainly isn’t him, said wannabe-DES is promply ignored as a figment of imagination, the result of something Neko- ate, a drink that got spiked or someone trying some mojo on Neko-*

(Now if it was Himitsu, you’d have stood a chance of making me believe that was the _real_ deal. Alas... a missed chance)

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Spokavriel » Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:24 pm

What's with the Jumbo ice sculpt? ::phasing into the area:: It doesnt even look like it cares about ice cream much less selling it.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Makoto » Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:21 pm

The slip of paper wiggles out from underneath Neko-. [The Collector isn't trying to be DES, fuzzbutt. YOU gave him that form.] And stares, as much as a piece of paper can. [How did you get out from underneath that book, anyway?]
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Spokavriel » Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:40 pm

::Trying to rubberneck for a better look at the copyright infringement of DES I trip on a book knocking it down an explosion crater.:: Owie, Whatever happened to the landscaping that cleaned these messes up?
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Sun Mar 24, 2019 5:28 am

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! A scap of paper! What fun!

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Spokavriel » Sun Mar 24, 2019 5:45 am

::I move aside a bit to watch neko play and still look at the dest...I mean "collector" at least its not a slor... ::
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Makoto » Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:12 pm

[Sorry,] the paper reads. [I've learned a few things. And you don't want to run up your bill any more, do you?]

The giant neo-snowman chooses that moment to stomp on both Neko- and the paper, simultaneously flattening and flash-freezing them.

[Never mind... around you it'll happen no matter what.]
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Spokavriel » Mon Mar 25, 2019 3:22 pm

::thinks I saw the paper change before Neko was stepped at.:: So what exactly is going on here and is DES around? I think it might be a good time to buy some Ice Cream. ::being careful to not get in easy fall range of the giant imitation.::
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:38 am

*was too pre-occupied with the paper as a toy to even consider reading anything on it... which wouldn't pertain to him anyway*

-is it cold in here, or is it just me-?

*being flat doesn't give a vantage point to read anything even if it's frozen right in front of you, nor is conductive to getting air in ones lungs for a normal volumed comment*
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:44 am

Spokavriel wrote: ::thinks I saw the paper change before Neko was stepped at.:: So what exactly is going on here and is DES around? I think it might be a good time to buy some Ice Cream. ::being careful to not get in easy fall range of the giant imitation.::


Eh, he's here and there.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Spokavriel » Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:30 pm

[color-#bd527b] He didnt get blown up did he? I know he instantly recovers but it gets ash and sometimes shrapnel in the Icecream.[/color]
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:54 pm

*DES {Dio's Eevil Snowman} wanders back on to the scene pushing his ice cream cart*

DES: Ice Cream! Tootie Frootie Ice Cream! It's Yummy! Get your Tootie Frootie Ice Cream here!
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Spokavriel » Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:25 pm

::I run over to DES:: Have Rootbeer fudge ripple to add with the tootie fruity and maybe an third scoop of Coconut Strawberry?
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