DES, the superhero (no, really)

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Fri Feb 22, 2019 3:41 am

Kill me... Kill me now, PLEASE!!!!!

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Makoto » Sat Feb 23, 2019 5:01 pm

Undetected by DES or anyone else in the area, a small flying saucer sets down next to the frozen Neko-.

A small snowman steps out from the saucer, eyeing the frozen Neko- for a moment, then brainwashes Neko- to like and bear no ill will to any and all snow people, before departing in its saucer.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby KonokoHasano » Sun Feb 24, 2019 4:03 am

Goodness, being Neko is suffering, huh?
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Mon Feb 25, 2019 7:08 am

*thaws out, and is still miffed for not being dead*

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Would someone please kill/melt that snowman???? Or tell me how?

*Brainwashing cats doesn't work... cats have a mind of their own, and will ignore any and all external suggestions*

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What the...???!!!!

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Mon Feb 25, 2019 3:54 pm

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Must've been some really bored aliens.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Makoto » Mon Feb 25, 2019 8:35 pm

A small strip of paper resembling a fortune-cookie fortune fizzles into existence next to Neko-. The strip reads, "Brainwashing only fails when the victim has no brain."
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Mon Feb 25, 2019 10:34 pm

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*deadpans* Guess Neko-'s safe, then.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Tue Feb 26, 2019 3:27 am

*doesn't see any paper, since the beard is seemingly growing and is now covering the ground, including the piece of paper*

Damn it! Who managed to get into Himitsu's prank-cabinet, and steal that bottle of hair growth stuff?
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Makoto » Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:31 am

A shell of flame forms around the slip of paper, igniting the beard - and Neko-, of course.

Once the raging flames have subsided, a charred Neko- sits alone with the paper... which for a moment, alternately reads, "Nice try."
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Wed Feb 27, 2019 2:51 am

*coughs*

Well, that got rid of the nuisance of a beard

*coughs up a hairball which lands on the scrap of waste-paper*

Right... more snowman assassination plots to think up, this will make plan #528996.

*assumes a thinking pose*

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Makoto » Wed Feb 27, 2019 7:17 pm

Unfortunately for Neko-, a thick, insanely heavy hard-bound book chooses that instant to pop into existence overhead... and promptly fall on the cat. The cover reads, "How To Care for Your New Permanent Companion Fortune-Cookie Paper. Another Fine Sirius Cybernetics Product."
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Thu Feb 28, 2019 2:56 am

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Someone is gonna die for this...
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:04 am

(Neko- the image you posted seems not to be working :( )

*DES lifts the book off of Neko-*

DES: Oh, there you are, George! Why are you hiding on such a lovely cloudless day, under such a big heavy book? You look like you could use a hug!

*DES hugs Neko-*

DES: There you go! All better!

*DES puts Neko- down and wanders off.*
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:25 am

I hate that damned piece of walking snow...

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Makoto » Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:07 pm

(Which image? All of the images in Neko-'s posts seem to be there when I view this page.)

As if responding to a request, the cybernetic slip of paper suddenly appears underneath Neko- and activates its flame shell, heating those feline toes... and scorching the rest of Neko- in the process.
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