DES, the superhero (no, really)

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:45 pm

*Having once again saved the day, DES returns to what he does best - pushing his ice cream cart across the apocalyptic plains of Spamville.*

DES: Ice cream! Get your tootie frootie Ice Cream here!
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:49 pm

Three, please!
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:21 am

*hushed tones*

Don't encourage him by buying his icecream... it's a lie!
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:12 am

My taste buds tell me otherwise, el fuzzo, and I'd like to think I trust them more than a housecat with a grudge. :D
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:19 am

*parks his claws into Callista's leg*

Bah... what do you know, you ignorant fool
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Tue Aug 07, 2018 11:30 pm

*Callista's eye twitches, and she reaches down and slams a parking ticket onto Neko-'s forehead.*

Charges for parking in a non-parking zone. Now remove your claws post-haste before I decide to make a necklace out of them.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:56 am

*leaves claws where they are, then munches on the ticket, only to spit it in Callista's face*

Too bland. Get better tasting paper next time.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Wed Aug 08, 2018 3:05 am

CRBWildcat wrote:Three, please!


*DES reaches in to his cart and pulls out three ice creams*

DES: There you go! Enjoy!
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:17 am

Thanks, DES.

*Callista takes the ice creams, starts chewing on one of them, and slams the other two into Neko-'s face.*

Delicious!
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:27 am

*the envelopment in icey goo triggers a pavlovian reaction in Neko-, who is reminded of DES and his annoying and hard to escape hugs. Thus a yowl can be heard as Neko- (in a bid to escape the abomination) tries to scramble up Callista's leg, using all four paws/claws to great effect*
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:57 pm

*A wall of telekinetic force prevents Neko- from proceeding past Callista's knees. She looks happy as she eats the ice cream with her eyes closed, but those in the area get the feeling that she's incredibly #$%&ed off.*

*cheerfully* Climb any higher and I will do my best to end you, Henchkitty.

*...That, or experiencing a severe brain malfunction. That works too. :? *
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:09 pm

*takes note of the 'henchkitty comment, which prompts Himitsu, which prompts a purple haze, which in turn induces a fight/maim/kill reaction*

HIMITSU! KILL!!!!!

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:03 am

*BUMP*

DES: Pardon Me!

*Said to no one in particular - but DES, being a Canadian Eevil Snowman, will say things like that.*
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:54 pm

*The place where Callista had been seems to be empty for some reason, leaving naught but a bottle of Mountain Dew where she'd been before. Mysterious.*
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Tue Jan 29, 2019 2:47 am

*parks his claws in the bottle... which starts to foam and sprays its contents in the direct area as it’s punctured*
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