... You are likely to be eaten by me.
> what is the LurkingGrue?
The LurkingGrue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the boards. Its favorite diet is spammers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of posting. LurkingGrue has never been seen in an active thread, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
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