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It is pitch black in this thread...

Postby LurkingGrue » Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:46 pm

... You are likely to be eaten by me.

> what is the LurkingGrue?

The LurkingGrue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the boards. Its favorite diet is spammers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of posting. LurkingGrue has never been seen in an active thread, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.

Now with 100% less Uber and 100% more Grue.
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Re: It is pitch black in this thread...

Postby Spokavriel » Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:59 am

Since I appear to still be here to type a welcome. You have an interesting intro post and I hope you take the time to peek at the Rules if you do wish to do more than just lurk.

Also for Spammers you might want to check out Spamville. There are character dossiers and a list of Do's and don'ts for it in the Other Talk board.
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Re: It is pitch black in this thread...

Postby Neko- » Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:47 am

*Yanks out a burning torch, which walms with smoke*

Well... atleast we can see again...
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Re: It is pitch black in this thread...

Postby CRBWildcat » Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:30 am

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Re: It is pitch black in this thread...

Postby Lioconvoy » Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:09 pm

Are you Uber Lurker? What bring you to this side. Welcome now the less.

*hands LurkingGrue a cheese muffin*

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Re: It is pitch black in this thread...

Postby DCG » Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:10 pm

Hey, Welcome to the bords.



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Re: It is pitch black in this thread...

Postby LurkingGrue » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:58 am

Hmm, pizza or muffin. Which should I choose?

Clearly this calls for a ... BATTLE TO THE DEATH!

*Waits for the food to begin sparring*
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Re: It is pitch black in this thread...

Postby Spokavriel » Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:05 am

It was dead before you requested the battle. That's part of it being food.
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Re: It is pitch black in this thread...

Postby LurkingGrue » Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:13 am

Ah, well you see Grues perfer their fodder to still be alive when we eat it. I only eat pizza I find in the wild and kill myself.
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Re: It is pitch black in this thread...

Postby Lioconvoy » Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:46 pm

The Cheese Muffin still lives but it's far too evil for you to eat.
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Re: It is pitch black in this thread...

Postby LurkingGrue » Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:58 pm

Well, since I won't eat the pizza the only logical thing to do would be to feed it to the muffin to have the muffin grow and then eat the muffin.

*Feeds the muffin the pizza*
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Re: It is pitch black in this thread...

Postby Lioconvoy » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:02 pm

Er, that's not going to make the muffin bigger, only cause it to multiply....
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Re: It is pitch black in this thread...

Postby LurkingGrue » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:14 pm

Same result, more muffin to om nom.

Are we talking twins a litter or tribbles here? And how they until they mature? I'm not sure I'm comfortable with eating baby muffins.
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Re: It is pitch black in this thread...

Postby Spokavriel » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:15 pm

Tribbles are born pregnant... Not sure about muffins.
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Re: It is pitch black in this thread...

Postby AdmiralTigerclaw » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:26 am

*Wanders in in a Level 5 HAZMAT suit... *

"Don't mind me... Hazardous Materials Control."


*Blowtorches the Muffin(s) with a Dragon 2000 flame hurler. Then sweeps the ashes into a lead waste receptical.*

"Threat Contained. Ready for Transport to Disposal."

*Waits for a large Deuce and a Half to back into the thread, then loads the lead container onto the truck before boarding it and driving off some place secret.*
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