Where the heck am I now? Oh wait, this looks familiar

[CRBWildcat]

First off, congrats to all those involved. >^_^<

Second and more importantly... *switches to her hybrid form on the spot* SHOPPING! Whatcha got, whatcha got?!

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

Many... many things. It's probably easier to see what I don't have. The issue is... well, I gotta dig through the pack. It's a big pack, y'see.

[Neko-]

I've gotten married! (Been married for almost five years now!) My little sister got married!

Pics or it didn't happen

Congrats to the both of you (despite it being a belated one)

Neko, I promise not to try and sell you. Again.

Don't make promises you can't keep...

[CRBWildcat]

Many... many things. It's probably easier to see what I don't have. The issue is... well, I gotta dig through the pack. It's a big pack, y'see.

Doesn't matter to me one bit! If you have it, I'm buying it!

Don't make promises you can't keep...

Except the henchkitty. I know better than to dance with death at this point. Again.

[Neko-]

*glares at CRB*

I'd hoped that term to identify me would be long dead and buried seeing the Purple one has vacated the premises (and there was much rejoicing because of that on my part)... And you gotta dig it up again? Have a deathwish?

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

*glares at CRB*

I'd hoped that term to identify me would be long dead and buried seeing the Purple one has vacated the premises (and there was much rejoicing because of that on my part)... And you gotta dig it up again? Have a deathwish?

Ah... I suppose we could hunt him down at some point. But really, I think this place is a shadow of its former self.

Whatcha looking for CRB?

[CRBWildcat]

*glares at CRB*

I'd hoped that term to identify me would be long dead and buried seeing the Purple one has vacated the premises (and there was much rejoicing because of that on my part)... And you gotta dig it up again? Have a deathwish?

Fuzzball, I die an average of once a week behind the scenes as is. I'm not too bothered.

Ah... I suppose we could hunt him down at some point. But really, I think this place is a shadow of its former self.

Whatcha looking for CRB?

That would be a task in and of itself. ()^_^ At any rate, abandoned or not, Spamville's still home for me. ...Well, a home, anyway.

Let's see... two things in particular. #1: waterproof soap. A friend of mine's paying me a visit soon, and he specifically requested it. #2: a Brotherhood-themed balloon package. Remembered seeing one once, and figured I'd try to get it if I could. Want anything for them? I've got my cleaned-up guest comics and a few Spamville-themed Yu-gi-oh cards on hand if you'd like.

[camk4evr]

A lot's changed for me over the past... Fuck, it's been a while. I've gotten married! (Been married for almost five years now!) My little sister got married!

.

Hey Congrats!

Me, I became an uncle 3 1/2 years ago, to an adorable little agent of chaos and mayhem.

5 years ago I moved house. And 1 1/2 years ago, I changed jobs from the POS business I worked for to one that treats it's emloyees better (so far).

Many... many things. It's probably easier to see what I don't have. The issue is... well, I gotta dig through the pack. It's a big pack, y'see.

*Watches Ellf dig through his pack while calmly moving so that CRB is between him and the backpack*

[Neko-]

Fuzzball, I die an average of once a week behind the scenes as is. I'm not too bothered.

Wait... someone is not seeing me for the threat I am here...

*narrows eyes and pops claws*

There are worse things than death... and I'm one of those.

[CRBWildcat]

I became an aunt (and the man behind the screen an uncle) within that same time span... it's a strange feeling.

*Watches Ellf dig through his pack while calmly moving so that CRB is between him and the backpack*

*without turning* By the way, Camk. Don't know if you recall or not, but some 14 years and change ago you gifted me with a taser? Just wanted to give a long overdue "thanks". It's proven its worth more than once.

Wait... someone is not seeing me for the threat I am here...

*narrows eyes and pops claws*

There are worse things than death... and I'm one of those.

Oh, quit trying to make yourself sound cool. Without cold water, you scarcely register on the Threatometer.

[Neko-]

And we all know how that 'Threatometer' is seriously skewed when it enters the premises of Spamville...

As such I wouldn't trust that meter any...

[Makoto]

I mean, yeah. None of them even register anything in my presence. I don't know whether or not to be amused, or offended.

Let me offer my really late congratulations as well, Ellf.

[CRBWildcat]

And we all know how that 'Threatometer' is seriously skewed when it enters the premises of Spamville...

As such I wouldn't trust that meter any...

That's because it's not your Threatometer. *clears her throat and affects an air of pure ditziness* It's mine, sillyhead. ^^

I mean, yeah. None of them even register anything in my presence. I don't know whether or not to be amused, or offended.

*returns to her normal voice* In my defense, I've been around a while and seen a lot of stuff in my time even before coming to Spamville. Between that and my high death count, my ideas of what constitute threats are fairly wonky.

[camk4evr]

testing

Edit: For some reason it wouldn't let me post yesterday

I mean, yeah. None of them even register anything in my presence. I don't know whether or not to be amused, or offended.

Let me offer my really late congratulations as well, Ellf.

Yeah.. That's just a feature of Spamville. Threatometers just don't work properly. I think someone did something as Spamville is the only place that crabgrass is 'glass-the-planet' level dangerous and thermonuclear weapons are 'meh' level on most threatometers.

Mind you the particle beam sattelite in geosymchronus orbit over Spamville doesn't help matters.

[Neko-]

*grumbles*

...Don't need no stinkin' threatometer...