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Re: Rei's Shop

Postby Neko- » Fri Sep 28, 2018 3:50 pm

Is that what it is? Lacks the birds... Lacks the water...

*paws at the thing some more*

Yet it almost compels me to keep pawing it...
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Re: Rei's Shop

Postby Circe » Fri Sep 28, 2018 4:31 pm

CRBWildcat wrote:*A very black mist is emitted from one of Circe's shoes. It drifts behind the counter and reforms into Ambush, who takes his usual seat.*

One: hiya Rei, reporting for work. And two: Circe, it helps if you check your shoes before putting them on.

Better idea - you stop hiding in my shoes and we can avoid these situations completely.

Rei-chan wrote:But of course, Neko. I sell all sorts of items. I'll admit I'm mostly fond of my special sales of deliberately faulty love potions during Valentines though. *Nods to Circe.* I'll get to working some of those out. Any other bodies you think might be interesting to do that with? *Waves to Ambush.* Welcome employee of the week. How have you been?

A character that's easy to make variants of... I might have to get back to you on that one.
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Re: Rei's Shop

Postby CRBWildcat » Fri Sep 28, 2018 5:19 pm

Rei-chan wrote:Good to hear that dragon was dealt with. Nice pictures and I believe I recall those comics. Now Neko, my minions know better that to off one another. Their contracts are binding beyond death so it wouldn't help anyway though admittedly I don't think Ambush is under contract however. *Looks at the contraption Neko is messing with.* Isn't that just one of those drinking bird things?


Right. I showed up, decided to volunteer some time here and you let me. Pretty sure that was how it worked.

Circe wrote:Better idea - you stop hiding in my shoes and we can avoid these situations completely.


What, and miss the chance to paint your toenails in hideous colors? Not on your life.
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Re: Rei's Shop

Postby Rei-chan » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:01 pm

Aye, you popped in and we set you to work. No contract involved. Ambush, you didn't use any of the nail colors from this store did you? They have special effects such as rendering your scratches toxic for the green ones or the yellow inducing paralysis.

Neko, that might be my perpetual distraction machine then. I keep in near the entrance to distract those who enter while I assess what they expect and shift the store to match. Not too useful in worlds like this but can be vital in more mundane worlds. Imagine if Lina were to walk in and find copies of the Claire Bible just sitting there on a shelf for sale? Or worse situations.

Alright, I'll be willing to try and shift them as needed. *Picks up one of the crowns.* Now to tweak this sucker to make people into somewhat lazy copies of Artoria. Shouldn't take too many adjustments really. *Sets to work on it where she is standing twisting the magic contained within.* By the way, if anyone recommends it makes copies of Naruto or Asta I'll have to ask if you are crazy and desire to render me deaf.
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Re: Rei's Shop

Postby CRBWildcat » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:55 pm

Huh? Nah. I just do that to people I hate. For people I like, I use the beacon-acting scarlet polish instead.
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Re: Rei's Shop

Postby Circe » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:20 pm

CRBWildcat wrote:What, and miss the chance to paint your toenails in hideous colors? Not on your life.

CRBWildcat wrote:Huh? Nah. I just do that to people I hate. For people I like, I use the beacon-acting scarlet polish instead.

...OK, that's something else that has to stop!

Rei-chan wrote:Alright, I'll be willing to try and shift them as needed. *Picks up one of the crowns.* Now to tweak this sucker to make people into somewhat lazy copies of Artoria. Shouldn't take too many adjustments really. *Sets to work on it where she is standing twisting the magic contained within.* By the way, if anyone recommends it makes copies of Naruto or Asta I'll have to ask if you are crazy and desire to render me deaf.

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Re: Rei's Shop

Postby KonokoHasano » Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:24 pm

Rei-chan wrote:Greetings Konoko, Circe, and Neko-. How have you all been? Aye, the delightful mess the crowns are causing was far too hard to resist so I popped over to the Mushroom Kingdom to borrow one and analyze it. Duplicating it was easy enough so I figured I'd sell some. I'm tempted to mess with it and make an item that turns people into variations of Artoria too. Could be amusing or annoying since so many people look like her anyway.

Been doing alright. Just kinda putzing about in general.
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Re: Rei's Shop

Postby CRBWildcat » Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:40 am

...OK, that's something else that has to stop!


Sure. Just a sec.

*Eight-tenths of a second later, the shop's door slams open and dispenses Callista. In her haste to fulfill her self-imposed duties as a shopaholic, she manages to run down both Circe and Konoko as she stampedes into the shop's depths, screaming like... well, like someone who has a strong desire to shop, I guess.*

Okay, the polish is deactivated. We're good now.
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Re: Rei's Shop

Postby Rei-chan » Sat Sep 29, 2018 3:10 pm

And done. *Holds up what looks more like a kingly crown now.* This one should do what was suggested. Just need to mass produce a few and they will be ready to sell. Feel free to look around everyone. You know me I'm virtually harmless unless you are robbing me. Hey Callista. Here to empty my shelves?
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Re: Rei's Shop

Postby CRBWildcat » Sat Sep 29, 2018 4:50 pm

ALL THE YES IN THE WORLD!
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Re: Rei's Shop

Postby Circe » Sat Sep 29, 2018 7:35 pm

CRBWildcat wrote:Sure. Just a sec.

*Eight-tenths of a second later, the shop's door slams open and dispenses Callista. In her haste to fulfill her self-imposed duties as a shopaholic, she manages to run down both Circe and Konoko as she stampedes into the shop's depths, screaming like... well, like someone who has a strong desire to shop, I guess.*

Okay, the polish is deactivated. We're good now.

Urgh... *Circe slowly gets back up to her feet.* I'm starting to remember why I haven't been as active lately...
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Re: Rei's Shop

Postby CRBWildcat » Sat Sep 29, 2018 9:02 pm

*rolls his eyes* Bah. You like us, and you know it.
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Re: Rei's Shop

Postby Rei-chan » Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:43 am

Heh. So what would you like to pick up, Callista? Could I interest you in a samophlange? Even I don't know what they do but I've heard everyone needs one. *Tosses one of the new crowns to Circe.* If you want it you can have one at a steep discount. Only 10% of the normal cost since you recommended it.
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Re: Rei's Shop

Postby CRBWildcat » Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:17 pm

Whatever it is, I'll take it. Just so long as I don't step on it, right?
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Re: Rei's Shop

Postby Circe » Sat Oct 13, 2018 12:43 am

CRBWildcat wrote:*rolls his eyes* Bah. You like us, and you know it.

...Maybe a little.

Rei-chan wrote:Heh. So what would you like to pick up, Callista? Could I interest you in a samophlange? Even I don't know what they do but I've heard everyone needs one. *Tosses one of the new crowns to Circe.* If you want it you can have one at a steep discount. Only 10% of the normal cost since you recommended it.

I'll take it. *Circe catches the crown and hands over the money.*
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