Rei's Shop

[Rei-chan]

La de da... *Rei's shop reappears in one of the convenient random empty lots of the city.* Who knew these crowns would be so popular? *Currently one can find Rei stocking some ever increasingly familiar crowns on a shelf.* It warms my heart to watch the chaos at times. Plus it is just hilarious.

[KonokoHasano]

Oh wow, a Rei. Welcome back to the ghost town that is Spamville

[Circe]

Hello there, Rei. I see you're getting in on the Bowsette craze?

[KonokoHasano]

A Circe has slithered in as well!

*May have actually done a few Super Crown drawings*

[Neko-]

*tumbleweed rolls by*

[Rei-chan]

Greetings Konoko, Circe, and Neko-. How have you all been? Aye, the delightful mess the crowns are causing was far too hard to resist so I popped over to the Mushroom Kingdom to borrow one and analyze it. Duplicating it was easy enough so I figured I'd sell some. I'm tempted to mess with it and make an item that turns people into variations of Artoria too. Could be amusing or annoying since so many people look like her anyway.

[Neko-]

Someither your wares mess you up in the head, or mess you up bodily. Or even both?

Himitsu would be so all over that.

[Circe]

A Circe has slithered in as well!

*May have actually done a few Super Crown drawings*

I've been around. I just... haven't had much to say.

Greetings Konoko, Circe, and Neko-. How have you all been? Aye, the delightful mess the crowns are causing was far too hard to resist so I popped over to the Mushroom Kingdom to borrow one and analyze it. Duplicating it was easy enough so I figured I'd sell some. I'm tempted to mess with it and make an item that turns people into variations of Artoria too. Could be amusing or annoying since so many people look like her anyway.

I'm well enough. As for that plan... Well, you have my interest, at least.

[CRBWildcat]

((OOC: Eeesh, the things I miss when I lose my enthusiasm. ))

*A very black mist is emitted from one of Circe's shoes. It drifts behind the counter and reforms into Ambush, who takes his usual seat.*

One: hiya Rei, reporting for work. And two: Circe, it helps if you check your shoes before putting them on.

[Rei-chan]

But of course, Neko. I sell all sorts of items. I'll admit I'm mostly fond of my special sales of deliberately faulty love potions during Valentines though. *Nods to Circe.* I'll get to working some of those out. Any other bodies you think might be interesting to do that with? *Waves to Ambush.* Welcome employee of the week. How have you been?

[CRBWildcat]

Tired and bored like you wouldn't believe. ...Though on second thought, maybe you would believe it. Anyway, a quick rundown on what you missed on our end: Curtis started his own retro-gaming video series, we had some of his old Spamville guest comics cleaned and colored, Callista delegated control of the Brotherhood to a scrawny clone of her with a bad attitude, we had sweet pictures of Kaoru and myself commissioned, and Calli's old fleet eviscerated what was left of that Blue ex-dragon's faction in the Muffinverse.

...Though granted she ended up joining the Brotherhood later, but eh.

[Neko-]

Employee of the week. Discarded next week for the next employee... Unless you manage to prolong your title by being the only employee, getting rid of the competition, or being better than the rest.

While the only employee holds true now, and the 'rid of the competition' is par for the course in Spamville (tho it usually fails), I hope you're gonna aim for being better than the rest.

*makes a mental note to NOT accept anything from anyone lest it be contaminated with those faulty love potions somehow*

[CRBWildcat]

I ain't gonna get rid of Rei's employees, you silly neener head. I'm a prankster and trickster par excellence, and that requires me to not be suicidal. -_-

[Neko-]

No, instead you weed out the clientele...

*bats a paw at a contraption set on the counter*

What the heck is this thing anyway?

[Rei-chan]

Good to hear that dragon was dealt with. Nice pictures and I believe I recall those comics. Now Neko, my minions know better that to off one another. Their contracts are binding beyond death so it wouldn't help anyway though admittedly I don't think Ambush is under contract however. *Looks at the contraption Neko is messing with.* Isn't that just one of those drinking bird things?