Avoiding Spamville Neo!

[Lioconvoy]

*Picks up the fish. Walks over to Neko- and whacks him with the fish.*

This is from Konoko. Do you like it?

[Neko-]

*now sees birdies and fishies*

[KonokoHasano]

Well, the SLAP isn't.

[Neko-]

*shakes head, and fishies swim off, and birdies fly off startled*

Right... focus...

Lio - Must die on account of being mean to me
Callie - Must die on account of taking away my freedom in some pocket dimension
Konoko - Offered fish and therefore falls outside of the scope of revenge - Thank you!

*looks around, and while Callie ran off like a coward, Lio seems to be made of braver material*

Right... any last requests?

*pops claws*

[Lioconvoy]

Yeah I'd like a cheese burger and a small coke.

*pulls out a glass of cold water and dumps it on Neko-*

[Neko-]

*wipes water from eyes*

Can do...

*drags a cheese burger from subspace, and a coke (both fit for a mouse), and stuffs them into Lio's face before pouncing*

[Lioconvoy]

*Despite being pounced on is still able to pull out the reality warping Vita and dressed Neko- in a cheongsam*

You know your catgirl claws aren't as sharp as you cat claws. Do you even bother to take care of them?

[Neko-]

*tries to go all Chun-Li on Lio's @$$... operative word here 'tries'*

[CRBWildcat]

So... "spinning cat kick"?

[Lioconvoy]

So... "spinning cat kick"?

Catgirl, unless things have changed, I did just splash cold water on Neko- so he's currently a she.

*Takes several dozen kicks, but is largely okay.*

You're going to have to do more than that. I've brawled with Grimlock, compared to her your attacks are nothing.

[Neko-]

*.drags a tuna from subspace, and proceeds to go mideval on Lio's face with it - the fish isn't surviving that too well*

[Lioconvoy]

*What Neko- is now attacking is a wooden dummy in Lio's shape while Lio is now standing near Konoko.*

I've never been a big fan of fish.

[Neko-]

*manages to decapitate the Lio-dummy with the tuna*

[CRBWildcat]

...Huh. Maybe it is possible to chop down a tree wiiiith a herring?

[KonokoHasano]

Fish is tasty though. Especially salmon