Temple of Ranma's Sailor Senshi Seifuku

Spamville cemetery...a place where dead NPC's and forgotten topic treads are payed to rest. Normally it's a peaceful rest, but lately...let's just say the only peace now are the pieces of broken headstones and shattered mosuleums

"Oh, we've had one of these hereabouts? Wish I'd known sooner... Well, let's get this over with."

I proceed to dig out a grave of non-standard size, throw myself in, then make one side of the grave collapse onto me, so the pile of dirt on top of it -- that I had dug up -- follows suit and assumes an unassuming mound where I now lie. I then push a tombstone up to the surface, in all of its biodegradable glory, with this epitaph written on it with acrylic paint: "A memory made memorable when forgotten."

Just as Nikkou get comfortable for a dirt nap, the earthen bedchamber vibrates with he sound of deep deep Wubs, causing them to rise to the surface and the headstone to fall over

"...I should have known that Spamville's graveyard would have poor service. I guess I'll just take my business elsewhere."

I get up, brush myself off, and go in search of a graveyard that will accommodate my needs.

The ground opens up under the flatulent one, loud hard style and euro beat music cracking stone and vibrating thru the air. A wall of sound pushes upward, does CP have a pilots license?

((I wondered where Ambush got off to))

talonhunter wrote:The ground opens up under the flatulent one, loud hard style and euro beat music cracking stone and vibrating thru the air. A wall of sound pushes upward, does CP have a pilots license?

I'd have to be insane to not have a pie lots license, and since I'm sane...

"Oh, terra infirma, you have upset me so! It's time for a foodfight!"

I rain down pie armageddon upon the graveyard -- armageddon, I say, because within each pie is a copy of this movie.

CRBWildcat wrote:*Ambush Cat pokes his head out of a filled grave*

1 LIIIIIIIIVE!

...Well, technically it's 9 lives, but whatever. *shakes his head* Sheesh, settle down for a nap and the world turns over on you.

(Oh, look, a live show. ;p )

talonhunter wrote:((I wondered where Ambush got off to))

((OOC: And knowing is half the battle. ))

Spokavriel wrote: ::flying over the area.:: It looks like that Graveyard didn't like Crescent ignoring the first rule. People die to get in.

Note: "In some circles, anyway. At least those known for their good cemetery."

(Oh, look, a live show. ;p )

Hey, I never said I was dead meat.

Yeah, people just love this place to death. Who would have thought death was so lively...
And speaking of death topics, does any one think Lio will ever finish any of his fanfics?

You know she's a gold digger

I guess gold diggers don't get the iron lung.

You know you can't get a gold star for rusty iron giants