DES, the superhero (no, really)

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Thu Jul 18, 2019 2:16 am

*DES wanders up beside Neko-*
DES: George, you should not say such things!
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Thu Jul 18, 2019 2:31 am

*head snaps around so fast it's not even funny*

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DAMN YOU!!!

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DIE!!!

*burrows into DES' body lower half shredding snow doing so*

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:16 am

Case in point.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:42 am

You shut it!

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:18 pm

Sure, why not?

*Callista takes out her freeze gun and uses it to ice over the portion of DES that Neko- burrowed into, leaving him enough room to breathe and talk but not much else.*

There, that's better.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:26 pm

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You do realize, you just signed your own deathwarrent...
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Thu Jul 18, 2019 2:38 pm

I die at least 50 times a year on average, fuzzball. What's another one, more or less? :mrgreen:
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Fri Jul 19, 2019 1:49 pm

There are worse things that death....
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Fri Jul 19, 2019 4:01 pm

Been there, done that, got the scars to prove it. *shrugs* I'm not falling for your scheme, little buddy.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:15 pm

Oh... no scheme... Just agony all ahead... once I get out of here...
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:54 pm

*sips some Dr. Pepper* Oh, please. All I have to do to catch some butterflies, get 'em to carry catnip around, and you'll go crazy faster than a squirrel on a peanut plantation.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:37 am

You're aware that Himitsu already destroyed my olfactory sense, right? So catnip won't do jack. And dogs are so easily distracted...
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:42 am

Meh. Nothing a bit of reality warping can't fix. Try clawing me when you get out and see what happens.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:30 am

*plots new and inventive ways to maim Cal, without claws...*

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:21 pm

Those thoughts would probably be a lot scarier if you weren't embedded in an ice cream-selling, world-traveling snowman. :mrgreen:
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