DES, the superhero (no, really)

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Wed Mar 27, 2019 2:47 am

*still frozen, but would wonder what DES would do if he spots that bigh DES-wannabe*
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:41 am

Spokavriel wrote: ::I run over to DES:: Have Rootbeer fudge ripple to add with the tootie fruity and maybe an third scoop of Coconut Strawberry?


*DES reaches into the cart and hands over the triple scoop rootbeer fudge ripple, tootie fruity and coconut strawberry cone.*

DES: Enjoy!


Neko- wrote:*still frozen, but would wonder what DES would do if he spots that bigh DES-wannabe*


Probably offer it a tootie frootie ice cream.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Spokavriel » Wed Mar 27, 2019 12:40 pm

Thank you DES. ::I accept the ice cream and pay with a $20:: Don't worry about change it might come in handy if you ever need to replace a cart tire.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Wed Mar 27, 2019 11:52 pm

DES: Thank you!
*DES puts the money in cold storage*


A monumentally large Elephant wanders through the scene narrowly missing Neko- and crushing the DES imposter.

DES: Mr Elephant, would you like some ice cream?
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Spokavriel » Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:21 am

::careful to keep out of the way I enjoy my Ice cream.::
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Thu Mar 28, 2019 2:38 am

*is getting somewhat pissed at still being flattened on ice. Said 'being pissed' is generating heat as a result of a mildly furious attitude, so the ice seems to be melting*
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Makoto » Thu Mar 28, 2019 3:51 am

A loud chime rings out over the field, and the giant DES clone pops back into place, fully restored. Everyone hears a Pleasant Female Voice™ say, "We're sorry - this unit cannot be terminated, destroyed or otherwise removed until the customer has repaid his debt in full. Have a nice day."

...and as if to prove the point, it stomps on Neko- and the paper again.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Thu Mar 28, 2019 4:04 am

*gets refrosted, and reflattened (again)... I getting more pissed about this*
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Spokavriel » Thu Mar 28, 2019 4:11 pm

instant replay has to be the most annoying thing anyone could apply to reality.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Makoto » Sat Apr 06, 2019 1:47 pm

The giant DES clone looks around the area, confused, then pulls a microphone from out of nowhere and taps it. "Is this thing on?" it asks in a more reserved, quiet voice. "I'm beginning to regret having to stay here until this "Neko-" pays his bill, but orders are orders." And, so saying, the giant DES clone stomps on Neko- and the piece of paper again.

[I hate you all,] the words slowly crawl across the paper. [Seriously.]
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Spokavriel » Sat Apr 06, 2019 2:25 pm

Will this just keep looping until my ice cream comes back again? Wait I'm not in the loop! ::finishing my Ice Cream.::
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Sun Apr 07, 2019 5:00 am

*was almost thawed out, but is now refrozen... again*

well, now this is getting annoying...
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Spokavriel » Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:30 am

::Since my Ice cream is gone I shift into cabbit form and phase down into the ground find some rocks under Neko- and start clearing just enough so any future stomp will just let him be pushed down into a storm drain while the giant will still be perfectly supported.::

:storm drain interior, due to not much rain lately it is mostly dry a couple roots sticking through, not much light. But if DES or the imitation are melting there might be enough water to trigger a curse. say 10-30% chance. Blossom's rearranging causes bits of dirt to trickle from the ceiling as the restructuring is finished:
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Mon Apr 08, 2019 1:30 am

(DES doesn't melt, much to Neko-'s chagrin, thanks to an upgrade from Stan when DES visited Hell.)
*DES meanwhile is still pushing his ice cream cart around*

DES: Ice Cream! Get your Tootie Frootie Ice Cream Here!
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Spokavriel » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:22 am

((Bet Stan has been getting lonely given how many ways there are to avoid afterlife time in Spamville this last decade.))
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