DES, the superhero (no, really)

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:38 pm

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Doubt that'll be all that effective. The critter's coated with asbestos.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Mon Mar 04, 2019 8:52 pm

Makoto wrote:(Which image? All of the images in Neko-'s posts seem to be there when I view this page.)


The image in this post:

Neko- wrote:
Someone is gonna die for this...


It shows up like the attached image.

And when I tried to quote Neko- above - I got the following message: It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Mon Mar 04, 2019 8:53 pm

And when I tried to open the image in a new tab, I got redirected to a Go-Daddy holding page.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Makoto » Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:36 pm

Weird. It's displayed properly for me every time I've viewed the page. Try clearing your browser's cache or force-reloading the page (hold Shift and hit F5/Reload). (I'm wondering if it's an outdated cache issue, given the expiration date mentioned on the GoDaddy hosting page.)


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Doubt that'll be all that effective. The critter's coated with asbestos.


Neko-'s still been scorched an amazing number of times in the past two pages or so. :mrgreen: Tends to draw DES' attention...
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Tue Mar 05, 2019 4:58 am

(not sure... I'm having a hard time finding appropriate pictures that don't violate the 500 pixel restriction on the forum. Beyond looking at the link of a picture, I can't really see if it allows hotlinking or not)

Well, that helped... no more cold paws... Asbestos fur really is the best...

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Makoto » Wed Mar 06, 2019 4:10 am

The slip of paper, somehow, appears shocked. "Asbestos? Oh, dear me, that is a verified danger to your health. Allow me to help you remove it." So saying, the paper proceeds to cause multiple chemicals to pop out of...somewhere, to splash all over Neko-.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Wed Mar 06, 2019 6:03 am

*all the fur falls off*

http://www.cinemacats.com/wp-content/ga ... sint10.jpg

Why is it so cold here?

=POMF=

https://i.redd.it/1lmcf0opfp201.jpg

*Clothing appears, courtesy of the ‘nine-lives-stampcard’ which was dissatisfied with the fact that it might have to falsify another life due to a minor case of the sniffles*

Never mind... carry on... hey, what’s this?

*notes the scrap of paper, and proceeds to play/chew/shred it*

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a7/1e/68 ... af18e9.jpg

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Makoto » Wed Mar 06, 2019 2:21 pm

A loud chime sounds, startling Neko-... and in a flash, the slip of paper reappears, fully restored.

An invoice appears in midair before Neko-, written in glowing Basic letters:

"Automatic repair, care and cleaning services for your Sirius Cybernetics companion have been charged to your account, along with standard service fees. Please remit the sum of $450.00 to your local collection offices within the week. Thank you for choosing Sirius Cybernetics."
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Wed Mar 06, 2019 4:29 pm

Yay... more chewing paper...

*proceeds to munch on the scrap of paper and the invoice*

(Dirt poor, so curious how they would get anything from me, provided I was even remotely aware of what that invoice was saying, but I can’t be bothered to read, lead alone parse it)
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Makoto » Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:28 pm

Another massive book falls onto Neko-, embedding the hapless feline once more into the ground. The book is several millions of chapters long, which is really just Sirius Cybernetics' way of saying that, hey, your new Personal Companion is inedible and probably poisonous, cannot be used as a Post-It note in a pinch, and that you can't eat the invoices - they're just psychic projections into the air that only the client can see.

...a moment later, a new invoice pops up with a loud chime. Neko- feels a sense of impending doom.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Fri Mar 08, 2019 3:05 am

*muffled*

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Makoto » Sat Mar 16, 2019 3:55 am

There's a rather more severe chime, and a new psychic notice pops up before Neko-...

"We do hope you are all right, as we deeply care for all our customers. But as of this notice, you are now late on your payments, and owe a total of $1,150.69. Please remit this amount as soon as possible, or there may be consequences."
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Sat Mar 16, 2019 5:15 am

*would flip someone off but is stuck under a large 'paper'weight*
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby CRBWildcat » Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:14 am

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I didn't even think it was possible for a cat to flip someone off.

Don't see why not. Ever read Get Fuzzy? Bucky Katt was able to do it.

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Really? Wow, show me that sometime.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Makoto » Mon Mar 18, 2019 3:39 am

Hey, as long as your cats have three or more toes to a paw... (Mine have four. I think Bucky has three. :mrgreen: I don't know what Neko- has, though. That profile image doesn't show the paws all that well.)


(And just for those who do want to read Get Fuzzy: Today on Get Fuzzy - Comics by Darby Conley - GoComics )
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