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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)
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Fri Feb 22, 2019 3:41 amby Neko-
Kill me... Kill me now, PLEASE!!!!!
Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)
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Sat Feb 23, 2019 5:01 pmby Makoto
Undetected by DES or anyone else in the area, a small flying saucer sets down next to the frozen Neko-.
A small snowman steps out from the saucer, eyeing the frozen Neko- for a moment, then brainwashes Neko- to like and bear no ill will to any and all snow people, before departing in its saucer.
Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)
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Sun Feb 24, 2019 4:03 amby KonokoHasano
Goodness, being Neko is suffering, huh?
Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)
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Mon Feb 25, 2019 7:08 amby Neko-
*thaws out, and is still miffed for not being dead*
Would someone please kill/melt that snowman???? Or tell me how?
*Brainwashing cats doesn't work... cats have a mind of their own, and will ignore any and all external suggestions*
What the...???!!!!
Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)
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Mon Feb 25, 2019 3:54 pmby CRBWildcat
(BC)
Must've been some really bored aliens.
Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)
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Mon Feb 25, 2019 8:35 pmby Makoto
A small strip of paper resembling a fortune-cookie fortune fizzles into existence next to Neko-. The strip reads, "Brainwashing only fails when the victim has no brain."
Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)
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Mon Feb 25, 2019 10:34 pmby CRBWildcat
(BC)
*deadpans* Guess Neko-'s safe, then.
Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)
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Tue Feb 26, 2019 3:27 amby Neko-
*doesn't see any paper, since the beard is seemingly growing and is now covering the ground, including the piece of paper*
Damn it! Who managed to get into Himitsu's prank-cabinet, and steal that bottle of hair growth stuff?
Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)
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Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:31 amby Makoto
A shell of flame forms around the slip of paper, igniting the beard - and Neko-, of course.
Once the raging flames have subsided, a charred Neko- sits alone with the paper... which for a moment, alternately reads, "Nice try."
Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)
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Wed Feb 27, 2019 2:51 amby Neko-
*coughs*
Well, that got rid of the nuisance of a beard
*coughs up a hairball which lands on the scrap of waste-paper*
Right... more snowman assassination plots to think up, this will make plan #528996.
*assumes a thinking pose*
Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)
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Wed Feb 27, 2019 7:17 pmby Makoto
Unfortunately for Neko-, a thick, insanely heavy hard-bound book chooses that instant to pop into existence overhead... and promptly fall on the cat. The cover reads, "How To Care for Your New Permanent Companion Fortune-Cookie Paper. Another Fine Sirius Cybernetics Product."
Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)
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Thu Feb 28, 2019 2:56 amby Neko-
Someone is gonna die for this...
Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)
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Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:04 amby J. St.C. Patrick
(Neko- the image you posted seems not to be working
)
*DES lifts the book off of Neko-*
DES: Oh, there you are, George! Why are you hiding on such a lovely cloudless day, under such a big heavy book? You look like you could use a hug!
*DES hugs Neko-*
DES: There you go! All better!
*DES puts Neko- down and wanders off.*
Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)
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Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:25 amby Neko-
I hate that damned piece of walking snow...
Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)
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Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:07 pmby Makoto
(Which image? All of the images in Neko-'s posts seem to be there when I view this page.)
As if responding to a request, the cybernetic slip of paper suddenly appears underneath Neko- and activates its flame shell, heating those feline toes... and scorching the rest of Neko- in the process.