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DES, the superhero (no, really)

PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:58 am
by Crescent Pulsar S
I randomly decided to take this one step further, so blame whatever's responsible for random results, not me.

...

Oh, right. Go ahead and blame me, then. ;/

Anyway, I suddenly got it in my head to imagine DES patrolling a city at night, while surfing on a rainbow in the air, pretending to be a superhero. Since he's entirely white, he'd be called the Bright Knight. :P

Ironically, whenever he tries to pull off something evil, it (eventually?) turns out to be good and helpful instead. :shock:

Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:04 pm
by Neko-
Crescent Pulsar S wrote:while surfing on a rainbow in the air

Now why does that make me think of this??

Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:29 pm
by Crescent Pulsar S
Because you're the type of person who's susceptible to getting stuff like that stuck in their head? :P

Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:03 am
by Neko-
*considers getting a flamethrower to be safe from BK*

Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 7:28 am
by Crescent Pulsar S
*I see the Burger King's crown poke into view above the window sill*

You're going to eat a Whopper whether you like it or not, I think.

Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:02 am
by Gnudist
Crescent Pulsar S wrote:*I see the Burger King's crown poke into view above the window sill*

You're going to eat a Whopper whether you like it or not, I think.



Methinks you overestimated the size of the king's scepter

Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:19 am
by Crescent Pulsar S
*I whip out my orgazmorator*

Oh?

Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:04 am
by Neko-
Okay...

*backs out of the thread slowly*

Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:08 pm
by J. St.C. Patrick
Bright Knight? Heh.

Well, if DES (DIO's Eevil Snowman) is going to be a superhero (no, really) then you need to see the previously unseen "CREATION of DES!!

Now as anyone who lives in Vancouver will tell you, while the snow that falls on Seymour, Grouse, Hollyburn/Cypus and Whistler mountains is great snow, the snow that falls on the city is Eevil.
Eevil!!
And the snow that falls on neighbourhood of Point Grey is the most eevil of all.
Often there will be snow on the hill of Point Grey while the rest of Vancouver is snow free.
If that is not Eevil, I don't know what is.
It's not like Point Grey is that high. (except for that frat house across the street...)


And so it came to pass on a winter's day some years ago during a fall of this eevil snow it happened that DIO with the help of Heavenly Flower Child set out to build the Snowman who is DES.

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Eevil Snow!!
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:03 am
by Neko-
A black day in history for sure...

Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 10:34 am
by Vocaloid
But with Heavenly Flower Childs help, doesn't that imply the Bright Knight would be a force for good even though it was built from the eevil snows? A hero of darkness to keep those even darker things at Michael Bey's hidden script vault...unless they so happen to fit within the planned plot most devious

Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:44 am
by Crescent Pulsar S
That's where the irony comes in. Whenever he tries to do something bad, the results often turn out good.

Neko- wrote:A black day in history for sure...

Don't you mean a white day? Just not on Christmas. :P

Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:33 pm
by Neko-
Black, white. Call it what you want, it's still a sad day in history

Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:29 am
by Crescent Pulsar S
You'll make DES sad. :(

Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:18 am
by Neko-
DES makes me uncomfortable, so that makes us even I suppose...

Now lemme hid before I'm bandaged up again by the crazed snowman, and hugged (cold water), and snuggled again...

*shivers*