DES, the superhero (no, really)

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DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Crescent Pulsar S » Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:58 am

I randomly decided to take this one step further, so blame whatever's responsible for random results, not me.

...

Oh, right. Go ahead and blame me, then. ;/

Anyway, I suddenly got it in my head to imagine DES patrolling a city at night, while surfing on a rainbow in the air, pretending to be a superhero. Since he's entirely white, he'd be called the Bright Knight. :P

Ironically, whenever he tries to pull off something evil, it (eventually?) turns out to be good and helpful instead. :shock:
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:04 pm

Crescent Pulsar S wrote:while surfing on a rainbow in the air

Now why does that make me think of this??
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Crescent Pulsar S » Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:29 pm

Because you're the type of person who's susceptible to getting stuff like that stuck in their head? :P
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:03 am

*considers getting a flamethrower to be safe from BK*
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Crescent Pulsar S » Tue Aug 13, 2013 7:28 am

*I see the Burger King's crown poke into view above the window sill*

You're going to eat a Whopper whether you like it or not, I think.
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Gnudist » Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:02 am

Crescent Pulsar S wrote:*I see the Burger King's crown poke into view above the window sill*

You're going to eat a Whopper whether you like it or not, I think.



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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Crescent Pulsar S » Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:19 am

*I whip out my orgazmorator*

Oh?
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:04 am

Okay...

*backs out of the thread slowly*
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:08 pm

Bright Knight? Heh.

Well, if DES (DIO's Eevil Snowman) is going to be a superhero (no, really) then you need to see the previously unseen "CREATION of DES!!

Now as anyone who lives in Vancouver will tell you, while the snow that falls on Seymour, Grouse, Hollyburn/Cypus and Whistler mountains is great snow, the snow that falls on the city is Eevil.
Eevil!!
And the snow that falls on neighbourhood of Point Grey is the most eevil of all.
Often there will be snow on the hill of Point Grey while the rest of Vancouver is snow free.
If that is not Eevil, I don't know what is.
It's not like Point Grey is that high. (except for that frat house across the street...)


And so it came to pass on a winter's day some years ago during a fall of this eevil snow it happened that DIO with the help of Heavenly Flower Child set out to build the Snowman who is DES.

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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:03 am

A black day in history for sure...
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Vocaloid » Wed Aug 14, 2013 10:34 am

But with Heavenly Flower Childs help, doesn't that imply the Bright Knight would be a force for good even though it was built from the eevil snows? A hero of darkness to keep those even darker things at Michael Bey's hidden script vault...unless they so happen to fit within the planned plot most devious
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Crescent Pulsar S » Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:44 am

That's where the irony comes in. Whenever he tries to do something bad, the results often turn out good.

Neko- wrote:A black day in history for sure...

Don't you mean a white day? Just not on Christmas. :P
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:33 pm

Black, white. Call it what you want, it's still a sad day in history
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Crescent Pulsar S » Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:29 am

You'll make DES sad. :(
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Re: DES, the superhero (no, really)

Postby Neko- » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:18 am

DES makes me uncomfortable, so that makes us even I suppose...

Now lemme hid before I'm bandaged up again by the crazed snowman, and hugged (cold water), and snuggled again...

*shivers*
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