Planeswalker Xander Harris, still trying to find a way home, is almost run over by a catbus and ends up in a Stargate world. Poor... erm... who ought we feel sympathy for?
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. (James Reston)
Little tiny books, hooray! I collect tiny books, though I've never come near a gashopon machine. I've even made a few out of fanfiction. I think my favorite was Spring of Drowned Tigger", about five inches tall. (I've done smaller, and larger.)