https://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradioxmas.htm
A transcription of an episode of The Hitchhiker's Guide in which Zaphod Beeblebrox had had a bad day.
https://www.clivebanks.co.uk/ — "The Science Fiction and Telefantasy Databanks".
Advertised as "a comprehensive guide to some of the best cult and classic science fiction and telefantasy programmes ever transmitted".