https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hYIGte7fBs — "The fleet's lit up!" (hic)
This happened during the Fleet Review in 1937. The good commander may have been several sheets to the wind by the time he got to the microphone to describe the scene, but the BBC gained this unexpected gem from the whole thing.
Things we didn't do: 1) Start the fire. 2) Shoot the deputy.