Temple of Ranma's Sailor Senshi Seifuku

Sailor Moon has a lot of fans. We fans, not only like to come up with stuff, we also tend to come up with some weird theories for our favorite characters.

So what have you guys heard/created over the years?

Here's mine.
The GInzuishou takes all of its powers from the eight planets: that explains why Usagi dies at the end of Classic, but not in the SuperS movie.

The reason why the Inner Senshi never got their 'Planet' powers in S Season: the Moon cats were under orders from Queen Serenity to depower the girls as much as possible. But keeping them at first-stage would raise a lot of questions.

And since we're on the subject on the Inner Senshi: the girls have had lovers during the Silver Millennium. But Queen Serenity, in her infinite wisdom (note the sarcasm) decided to send the Senshi's lovers all over the multi-verse to prevent the girls from getting too distracted to do their jobs. That's why Pluto's other job at the Time Gates was to 'Dead Scream' the Senshi's reincarnated lovers back to their universe, lest they decide to cross over to find the girls.

Chibiusa isn't the daughter of tux boy and Usagi. One of the two is a foster parent. Either Pluto had a lesbian baby with the blonde ditz, or Usagi was a surabaya mother holding Pluto's and tux boy's pink haired girl.

All that's known is that Usagi gave birth to her. Maybe. ^_^

Come on! Red eyes! RED EYES!

I rest my case.

But rabbits can have red/pink eyes.

Yes, yes, that was the joke. But Pluto is not a rabbit...

OR IS SHE?! O_O

One which I thought of (and, I'm certain, many others before me did the same) is that Minako wrote "Love Shine A Light" for Katrina & The Waves, which made UK the winners of the 1997 Eurovision Song Contest.

Naru is Queen Beyrl's daughter or descendant.

Search your feelings, you know this to be true!

Noy Telinú wrote:Naru is Queen Beyrl's daughter or descendant.

Search your feelings, you know this to be true!

Wow, don´t think i ever heard that one before.

Chibiusa isn't the daughter of tux boy and Usagi. One of the two is a foster parent. Either Pluto had a lesbian baby with the blonde ditz, or Usagi was a surabaya mother holding Pluto's and tux boy's pink haired girl.

All that's known is that Usagi gave birth to her. Maybe. ^_^

Come on! Red eyes! RED EYES!

I rest my case.

Even if it isn´t canon, some of the odd stuff can make surprisingly good sense if written decently.
Still, Pluto being Chibiusa´s mom and Ranma the dad(or either by themselves), that´s almost a trope...
It´s actually one of the non-canon variants that i´m yet to find someone use badly.

Now, the one where Chibiusa was Ranma´s mother on the other hand, that one was just *run away, run away!* worthy.

Oh, I got crazier ones that are a crossover, but I'm saving that for my fukufic. ^_^

I kinda like the one about Chibi-Usa's parentage where Ranma is the mother and Usagi is the father...

Té Rowan wrote:I kinda like the one about Chibi-Usa's parentage where Ranma is the mother and Usagi is the father...

You remember which one it is?

I know that one. I think it's the one where Ranma becomes a weird senshi. Ranma accepts being a girl because of Kasumi and then becomes one fully.

I can't remember a name but it's ths one where tux boy goeS crazy. Right?

The one I was thinking of was in part 6, "Quest for Soul Mate", of Cloud-Dreamer's scene collection, "Stored or Binned, Who Knows?".

Fist of The Moon Is the one I'm talking about.

Then there was one more, but the only thing I remember from that is a scene where Mamoru is communing with the Shitennou stones and learns that he'll lose Usagi, yet not, and to look out for a blond guy resembling Usagi. And that's not enough to mount an effective search, no matter how good grep(1) is.

Way aside: I occasionally look at the YKYWTMSMW list at http://animexx.onlinewelten.com/datenbank-zuviel.phtml?them_id=1 (it's in German) as there are occasionally a few gems there:

...you shop art in Kunsthandel Merkur in Köln (Cologne, Germany) because you're certain the paintings are all Michiru's.
...you see a picture of Mamoru and your friends literally see the hearts in your eyes.
...your VCR automatically ejects non-SM tapes.

Edit: I found the scene... it was in Mordae Durgul's lostfic "All For One".

Té Rowan wrote:I found the scene... it was in Mordae Durgul's lostfic "All For One".

Oh, that one. Not completely lost, I have six chapters.