What if… — Idea inklings

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Re: What if… — Idea inklings

Postby Té Rowan » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:11 pm

Spica75 wrote:Poor patients, with only the doc "sane". It's definitely a fun idea.

They will save their patients, all right, but the patients’ sanity… not so much.
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Re: What if… — Idea inklings

Postby Spica75 » Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:09 am

Té Rowan wrote:They will save their patients, all right, but the patients’ sanity… not so much.


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Re: What if… — Idea inklings

Postby Té Rowan » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:51 pm

Harry Potter — Someone says to Walburga Black’s portrait after one of her rages: “If this is proper behaviour for a pureblood, I’m glad I’m not one.”
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Re: What if… — Idea inklings

Postby Té Rowan » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:45 pm

Mostly HP: It is dementors-on-the-train time, and one of the suckers sticks its schnozz into the compartment with Harry and Co. This time, instead of casting a patronus, Prof. Lupin tosses a jugful of water onto the dementor, which promptly changes into… a fish.

The prof’s explanation: “Water from Jusenkyo Spring of Drowned Carp.”
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Re: What if… — Idea inklings

Postby Ellen Kuhfeld » Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:07 am

Carp are bottom feeders. Discounting bottom-biting bugs (that's nowhere near the same mindspace) it'd be fun watching a Dementor Carp trying to suck somebody's soul out through their toes. Their sole, maybe.
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Re: What if… — Idea inklings

Postby Té Rowan » Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:22 pm

Or maybe they will make themselves as pretty as they can so as to attract these odd folk that actually kiss fish. Hey, presto, instant fodder for the Hollywood starlet grinder, like in one loony fic where Snape met some Dementor hotties, went to the beach and learned to change beach babes into beach bimbos.
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Re: What if… — Idea inklings

Postby Spica75 » Wed Aug 08, 2018 4:50 am

Ellen Kuhfeld wrote:Carp are bottom feeders. Discounting bottom-biting bugs (that's nowhere near the same mindspace) it'd be fun watching a Dementor Carp trying to suck somebody's soul out through their toes. Their sole, maybe.


:lol: :mrgreen:


Mostly HP: It is dementors-on-the-train time, and one of the suckers sticks its schnozz into the compartment with Harry and Co. This time, instead of casting a patronus, Prof. Lupin tosses a jugful of water onto the dementor, which promptly changes into… a fish.

The prof’s explanation: “Water from Jusenkyo Spring of Drowned Carp.”


Completely looney, but might make for a fun short.
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Re: What if… — Idea inklings

Postby Té Rowan » Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:53 am

HP and I-don’t-know-who-else:

“Death Eaters, eh? Well, EAT FLAMING DEATH, STALEBLOOD SCUM!” *DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-ALL-THE-DAKKA!*
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Re: What if… — Idea inklings

Postby Ellen Kuhfeld » Wed Aug 08, 2018 10:07 am

Mo dakka!
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Re: What if… — Idea inklings

Postby Té Rowan » Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:32 pm

KC+Ranma: A falling LEOMA (Low Earth Orbit Martial Artist) strikes and knocks out a Chinese shipgirl. Does that count as a marriage proposal?
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Re: What if… — Idea inklings

Postby Ellen Kuhfeld » Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:47 pm

That depends on whether the LEOMA is male or female. Things get complicated if sie's both. And of course, it would be even more complicated if it were (say) Konatsu or Tsubasa.

And what kind of shipgirl is she? A Q-ship would really cause confusion, especially if the Falling Object were Tsubasa.
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Re: What if… — Idea inklings

Postby Té Rowan » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:11 am

Dunno if the Chinese have or ever had Q ships. IIRC, most of their navy was short-legged littoral ships. They were awarded some of Japan’s surviving ships post-WW2, I think.
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Re: What if… — Idea inklings

Postby Ellen Kuhfeld » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:58 am

Té Rowan wrote:Dunno if the Chinese have or ever had Q ships. IIRC, most of their navy was short-legged littoral ships. They were awarded some of Japan’s surviving ships post-WW2, I think.

This is crossed with Ranma - of course the Chinese have Q ships. They're made in the Lanzhou region of Qinghai Province, and floated down the Yellow River. (It's a peculiar place to build ships, but the expertise in the area is unparalleled.) They are, indeed, littoral types, used as much against river pirates as anything.
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Re: What if… — Idea inklings

Postby Té Rowan » Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:54 pm

That kind of ship could well return, like the Japanese Red Seal ships did in Harry Lefert’s Harry Potter and the Shipgirls.
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Re: What if… — Idea inklings

Postby Té Rowan » Fri Aug 24, 2018 6:40 am

Is Ukyo branching out here?

“Monologue-monologue-monologue-mwahaha-et-cetera…”
WHANG!!! “Lern t’rule yerself first, aho!”
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