Té Rowan wrote:Can’t remember if I ever mentioned it here, but a long time ago I had the idea of a bunch of Ranmaverse spirits confronting Harry Potter, identifying themselves and then diving into Harry. I was thinking Ranma, the Tendo sisters, Ukyo and Shampoo.
The morning after, Dudley would somehow splash Harry with cold water, much to the older Dursleys’ shock/scare. Harry’s response to seeing his, now her, reflection would be either “Ara!” or “Oh, my!”
Hennyways and milwaukyroads… here is the write-up:
Oh, My… Harry! :: That was unexpected…
[Idea origin: “A Definite Change” (a most unique SI)]
Harry Potter. Boy-Who-Lived. Teen wizard. Stuck at the Dursleys. The usual.
Harry lay asleep in his bed. For once he was not dreaming of homicidal Dark Tossers or smarmy blonds or hot-bod school sisters. No, he was dreaming of…
“Hi. We’re Ranma Saotome.” “I’m Kasumi Tendo.” “I’m Nabiki Tendo.” “I’m Akane Tendo.” “I’m Ukyo Kuonji.” “I’m Konatsu Kenzan.” “I’m Shampoo.” “I’m Mousse.” “I’m Tatewaki Kuno.” “I’m Kodachi Kuno.” <chorusing:> “We apologise for the inconvenience.”
“Huh? Wha…?”
The speakers dogpiled Harry…
“EEP…!”
…and disappeared into him.
“…awk…”
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The next morning, after the usual yelling up and yelling at, Harry went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast for the Dursleys.
King Dudley stood by the sink, filling a glass of water. One must assume he overexerted himself by doing so, because he suddenly fell backwards and the glass went flying.
It hit Harry.
Vernon was about to bellow because some of the water hit him, but swallowed the words with a big gulp.
Petunia stood by the door and pointed at Harry with a shaking hand.
Dudley waved his arms, unable to stand up without help.
Harry looked in a reflecting surface. His late mother’s face looked back at him. “Oh my!”
She looked at the upright Dursleys. “I’m still Harry Potter. Sorry about this.”
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Is the wizarding world ready for the Potter School of Open-A-Can-Of-Whup-Ass?