by Vahn » Sat Jan 17, 2015 3:15 am
Here some ideas I had for Ranma respective useless mutant powers for the lulz.
Scene one, the power of nail!
Ranma: I have unbreakable nails in my girl form?? Is that a good thing?
Hank: Yes and no.
Xavier: What do you mean hank? Isn't that a great boone, she can use it offensively like Sabertoohh (his nails are offensive weapons)
Hank: She could... if those nails were shapen or maybe even an inch longer.
Xavier: Explain hank.
Hank: Professor, she has perfectly manivucre nails, and I mean perfect, it's not even long it's nice and dainty and shirt. It cannot double as an offensive weapon but should be able to absorb all sort of impact.
Ranma: That means I can use it to block attacks and stuff right?
Hank: No your nail, that think later is unbreakable, your fingers, bones and hand are a nother matter. very volunerable.
Ranma: damn it!
Scene two, the power of perfect skin!
Xavier: What do you mean by she has perfect skin?
Hank: I mean what I said professor, her skin is flawless, not a single blemish on it, no scars, nothing, I gave her a shallow cut and it healed, perfectly.
Xavier: <Eyes brighten>Oh you mean like a healing factor.
Hank: <shakes head> No professor, she still get the same injury as anyone else just no blemsh or scar marks will be left on her. Althoguht she does have an accelerated healing ablities it is not a healing factor.
Xavier: ... perfect skin.
Hank:Perfect skin, if she was a real girl she would be estatic, no wrinkles, no stretch marks, nothing.
Scene thre the power of HAIR.
Ranma: <sleeping int he girls dormitory cause girls don't trust the boys.>
Jean: <Burst in through the door> Ranma wake up! <Notices she is under the covers, stipulation is ranma have to go girl.> Rise and shine we ahve to get ready.
Ranma: <Blearly> Huh..what the..it's still dark out.. go away.
Jean: <hands on her hip> Yeah, and this is the girls dormoitory, first you have to shower-
Ranma: <mumbles> can do it out back... no biggie <snores>
Jean : <eyes flashes> Along with other hygenic things, not to mention since you have so much hair, you will be tackling it for quite a while. God I need to start on mine alreayd, come on already
Ranma: <Groan and throws the cover back and sit up> Fine fine...
Jean: <stares at Ranma-chan hair>
Ranma: <notices the stares> What?
Jean: Y..your hair...how...
Ranma: ?
Jean: How do you get it so perfectly curled? You just woke up, you should have bed hair!
Ranma: <Shrug> I dunno. <take her perfectly semi curled locks and thumb it, eyes widen in surprise> Got damn it! it grew again!
Jean: what? <watches as the long hair retract from Ranma-chan waise to her shoulders, the curls in her tresses still perfect>
Ranma: Better <tide her hair into a big tail, makign it purposefully straight and boyish> Much better! Let's see, just a bath now right?
Jean: <Eye twitches as Ranma chan mess up her perfect hair for THAT ugly style>