Hello Everyone!

[Jadedmagus]

I have been lurking the forum for a while now (I tend to lurk for quite a while before joining anything), but finally motivated myself to respond to a post, so here I am!
Favorite authors here would definitely include Ozzallos, Lerris, and Josh Temple. Favorite authors elsewhere include Jberm, Viridian / S'tarkan, and Jeconais (all Harry Potter, though Viridian has a good Naruto one as well).
I also frequent http://www.darklordpotter.net which as its name implies is generally focused on dark or independent Harry stories. Viridian and Jeconais can be found at http://www.fanficauthors.net[/url]

[Rei-chan]

Hello and welcome to the forums. Please enjoy your stay and watch out for water, mazoku, fukus, and heavy artillery when in Spamville. I think that sums it up nicely.

[migele]

yo!
welcome here.
I always like to see someone new starting active posting.
Well see you around.
I'll leave it to other to do the rest of the greetings.

[Bliss]

Welcome JayMag
Heh. sorry, I give everyone new an asssinine nickname
Come and enjoy Spamville but if you do enter there are some warnings and rules that you should consider
Que standard warning
1. watch out for Mazoku and Succubi --- Himitsu in particular
2. Never accept a weapon from Screws
3. Never get between any two people when they're arguing especially don't get in between Neko-chan and Himitsu when their 'arguing'
4. Always carry weapons... big, powerful and lots of it
5. Sanity is optional. Leave it at the door.
6. Acey's place is probably one of the only safehouses in Spamville besides the It's Saturday Night
7. Watch out for random splashes of water... you're likely going to get cursed
8. Don't get blasted, if you do get blasted make sure you blast them back ^^... yeah it's a new rule
9. Bring weapons.
10. Be careful when treading in Spamville, it's a madhouse
11. Did I mention the weapons?
12. Paranoia is the best route to safety ^^
13. Be careful of deities, and robots
14. Be careful of Legozilla
15. N2 mines hurt, orbital lances hurt more.
16. Kill the Spore. ^~
17. Feed the Succubus (Okonomiyaki)<-- You owe me for this Valk
18. Enjoy the atmosphere, but don't get in between a fight between the Brotherhood and the succubi
19. School is a very dangerous place, well the students are...
20. Don't accept weapons from Screws, or anybody else for that matter, they have a tendency to how should I put this....malfunction and explode at inoppurtune times
21. Overkill is an unknown term. So is collateral damage.
22. Random Plug: Don't forget to stop by at the 'Guess the Movie Thread' located under 'Other'.
23. Most importantly have fun and enjoy yourself
Other than that enjoy yourself okay~

[camk4evr]

Welcome Jadedmagus! I hope you enjoy it here

20. Don't accept weapons from Screws, or anybody else for that matter, they have a tendency to how should I put this....malfunction and explode at inoppurtune times

I take issue with this rule. Weapons I sell will only explode if you want them to or if some one else blows them up.

[Lioconvoy]

Welcome. That's all I got cause there really isn't much I can say that hasn't been said or isn't reserved to be said by someone else.

[Bliss]

20. Don't accept weapons from Screws, or anybody else for that matter, they have a tendency to how should I put this....malfunction and explode at inoppurtune times

Welcome Jadedmagus! I hope you enjoy it here
I take issue with this rule. Weapons I sell will only explode if you want them to or if some one else blows them up.

Sorry Camk, *shrugs* I can't really put all the exceptions.. just make it pretty general...but yeah JayMags, Camk's weapons are pretty reliable....although like most weapons... tend to get blown up or destroyed by Himi, Screws or some of the more.......violent people.

[Himitsu]

Bah! You don't have to watch out for me! I'm the only person you can actually trust around here. Don't listen to these liars and their mountains of "evidence". Everyone knows that evidence doesn't prove a thing! Anyway, welcome to the forums, now give me your wallet for safe keeping.

[Ion-chan]

welcome suc...er vic...damn thats not it either.
well good luck and id seriously sugest weapons ..large and powerfull ones!

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

Come on in. All standard warnings given, thus all that's left is the welcome.

[Bliss]

*phades back in*
Oh I don't mind sharing Mitsu, but Neko-kun is mine~!

[Neko-]

Oh I don't mind sharing Mitsu, but Neko-kun is mine~!

No I'm not!!!
Anyways... I see you have gotten the rules explained. All I can add is the fact that you are supposed to enjoy yourself here on the forums.
So welcome to our club of insanity personified.

[Screwball]

Welcome! Expanding on the rule Neko added: You are required to enjoy yourself. If you do not, so shall endure a slow and torturous death at the hands of the Inquisition! This means me. So enjoy yourself... or else!

[Shadell]

Hi welcome to the forums. As noted stop by spamville. Having said that I am not responsible for any loss of life, sanity, species, self respect, gender and/or hair that occurs. Have fun.

[Bliss]

Oh I don't mind sharing Mitsu, but Neko-kun is mine~!

No I'm not!!!
Anyways... I see you have gotten the rules explained. All I can add is the fact that you are supposed to enjoy yourself here on the forums.
So welcome to our club of insanity personified.

*Shrugs still glomping onto Neko-chan* You don't have to fight it my cute little Neko-muffin~ puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, you're just acting shy in front of the new guy...
Oh yes, JaysMag, feel free to contribute to the other boards too, afterall, Spamville is but one piece of Fukufics....