A slightly late greeting

[Kyrtythren]

Well, that's what I get for following the forums from top to bottom....
So, I registered here today. Mostly because I had a question, but I had in fact read parts of the forum before and was just lazy. Umm...well, I go by the moniker Kyrtythren, as you can see. I read lots of fanfiction and theoretically write some too. However, I enjoy reading more than writing, so I tend to produce things glacially (slower than, say, TheGrum). That being said, I'm trying to finish a chapter before too long, which is why I had a question I needed to ask here. I'm also slightly obsessive about silly things, and slightly unobsessive about non-silly things like spelling and grammar. Whee.

[Himitsu]

Welcome to the forums! Don't feed the succubi and make sure you to check your sanity, sense of self preservation, wallet, jewerly, and any other worldly possessions(I'll hold them all for you, don't worry, you can trust me) in at the door if you enter spamville.

[camk4evr]

Welcome aboard. I see the local Mazoku has 'forgotten' to add don't feed the Mazoku (though if you give him ice cream he might give you a running start). Don't enter Spamville if you're not heavily armed (Think battleships) or value your sanity.

[Kyrtythren]

Well, I've eaten my daily icecream allowance, lack in sanity and wallet(s?), and cheerfully forgo my sense of self preservation (though not my jewelry ), and since I'm lacking in battleships, I just might be in trouble.
Note to self: check ebay for battleships...This seems to be the best they have now. Not great for firepower, but at least I could make a fast getaway!

[Himitsu]

Listen hear girly! You have to forgo your jewerly relinquish it to me so that I may paw- errrr, keep it safe for you! And don't listen to these liars! Feed the mazoku! GIMMIE!

[Screwball]

No! Don't feed the mazoku! He's a filthy, evil spawn of Chaos! Hi, by the way. Here, have a rocket launcher as a welcoming... gift.
*Hands Kyrtythren a rocket launcher.*

[Kyrtythren]

Hmm....so, I need to put a pendant on a rocket so that certain jewelry-seeking people would try and take it! Of course-it's like genious, but without the smart parts!

[Neko-]

Welcome to the forums.
*bashes Himitsu into silence lest he scare off the new member of the clan*
Shoo... Go back to playing in Spamville instead of harassing the newbie!
Don't mind the purple menace. He mostly hangs out in Spamville anyway. Which you can visit without battleships. Just be weary of possible bodily harm that may be inflicted on you either by technology, magic, or personal involvement.
Other then that... be sure to enjoy your stay on here

[Acey]

Kryters!

[camk4evr]

Note to self: check ebay for battleships...This seems to be the best they have now. Not great for firepower, but at least I could make a fast getaway!

Have a catalogue. If you see a weapon system you like (ie Bolos, Macross-classBattle carriers, giant monsters, spell casting dolls, Akane's cooking, whatever) then look me up in Spamville

*Hands Kyrtythren a rocket launcher.*

Knew I forgot something. Don't accept weapons from Screwball as they tend to explode in your face.
There was something else...Oh yeah. Avoid the water if you wish to remain the same species and/or gender.

[Fatuous One]

Hello! Welcome to the place where seifukus are the norm. Anywhere else, you own the fuku, here, the fuku owns YOU.
*Pulls out various measurement tools and starts getting Kyrtrthren's sizes*
So, would you like your seifuku in orange with black trim, violet with gold trim, or vomit green and silver trim?

[Kyrtythren]

So, would you like your seifuku in orange with black trim, violet with gold trim, or vomit green and silver trim?

Hmm, I'm tempted to go for orange/black, but seems maybe too halloweeny. So, violet&gold for me!

[Rei-chan]

Welcome to Fukufics, hope you enjoy your stay.

[Nukem]

dont forget to visit the crazys in the IRC
Server: irc.nabiki.com
Channel: #fukufics

[Kyrtythren]

I hardly have time for forums, let alone irc