Hello

[ChasTaro]

Hello everybody. Longtime lurker, finaly joined. Plan for my next fic to be a Fukufic. Already have Idea. Shhhhh. It's a secret. When I start, I will be needing prereaders, as my grammer stinks. (Did I spell that right?) Glad to see the site comming back, as I've found that my favorite fic's tend to be fukufics.

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Welcome, ChasTaro.

When I start, I will be needing prereaders, as my grammer stinks. (Did I spell that right?)

yes, you spelled 'that' right. grammar on the other hand...

[Rei-chan]

Welcome to Fukufics and enjoy your stay. Look forward to seeing what you are working on.

[Neko-]

Welcome to fukufics. Now look at this swinging pendant...
You will obey... obey I say! You will enjoy your stay, and be weary of Spamville. But not too weary to not enter. You will relinquish your sanity when in Spamville, aswell as come heavily armed/protected, lest you be destroyed... and we can't have that. Oh yes, and you will provide us with enjoyable writing material... fast! Now when I snap my fingers, you will not remember this conversation, although it's effects will last...
*SNAP*

[Screwball]

Greetings. Take my advice and ignore the cat. He's insane. The rest of us are perfectly normal, however. Yes, perfectly normal.

[camk4evr]

Greetings. Take my advice and ignore the cat. He's insane. The rest of us are perfectly normal, however. Yes, perfectly normal.

Yeah, in an 'Asylum run by the inmates' kinda way.
At any rate, Welcome to Fukufics ChasTaro and always remember: Don't feed the Mazoku.

[Fatuous One]

Don't feed the Mazoku.

Right! That's my (Ace-sama and Terra-Oneesan's) job!
Welcome to the forum where people sometimes to go around shouting out speeches regarding love and justice.

[Himitsu]

No it isn't, your food is poisonius and full of happiness and love. Yuck, and don't listen to them! You can't stop yourself from feeding the mazoku! Just like Henchkitty can't stop people from stepping on his tail. Anyway, welcome to the forums.

[Fatuous One]

You lie Mr. Himitsu, you've never even tried my cooking! Although, it is full of love and happiness... and dismembered body parts... and that love and happiness I actually stole from them before dicing them up, fufufufu...!
^_^

[ChasTaro]

Thank you all for the greetings. Oh! and Fatuous One, after reading what you put in your food, I think I'll pass. Neko, try to hypnotize me again and I''ll pet you. BACK WARDS! I'll also tred carfully in Spamsville.[/b]

[Fatuous One]

That's... too bad. But! Most of the people who've tried it have liked it... A LOT! ^_^ Even Mr. Lecter praised me quite a bit.

[ChasTaro]

If Mr. Lecter has praised your cooking Then it must be very good indeed.
I understand he's a gourmet of fine food.

[Cyber_Skaarj]

Hmm, little late on the welcoming, but better late than never.
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>j0, welcome to teh fics of teh fuku.
When entering spamville, be on the lookout for the following;
1. Ice cream eating Mazoku.
2. Black Mages and their Mage Stars.
3. Humans or Machines that control vast quantities of High tech weaponry and highly trained troops (I fall into this category).
4. t3h cute ones... (ph34r th3m)
5. Wild and slightly psychotic animals.
6. Random mages gating/teleporting all over the place.
7. The King of... Stuff
8. Sporks.
If you manage to enter Spamville without getting on the bad side of any on that list, you may/may not be hailed as a hero. At which point you will get on the bad side of Mazoku, Black Mages and Those who like to blow stuff up, because we don't like Heroes, they tend to interrupt our fun...
(note that all this can also apply for the IRC channel at times)<
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