We Want Your Songs (resurected)

[Dragon Man]

Sung to Kokomo by the Beach Boys
Spamville
Spamville Academy, Acey’s Bar and Grill ooo I wanna take you
Golf courses, Black Dragon’s Memorial come on you know you wanna
Himitsu Corp, there’s a castle for sale baby why don't we go
Acey’s Bar and Grill
In the Fukufics forums,
There's a place called Spamville,
That's where you wanna go to get away from it all
Explosions everywhere,
Weapons gripped tight in your hand
Magic spells flying through the air
Battles all across the land
Down in Spamville
Spamville Academy, Acey’s Bar and Grill ooo I wanna take you
Golf courses, Black Dragon’s Memorial come on you know you wanna
Himitsu Corp, there’s a castle for sale baby why don't we go
Ooo I wanna take you down to Spamville
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down to Spamville
To Stacy’s work shop, that mystical mystique
We'll constantly post
And we'll perfect battle skills
By and by we'll defy a little bit of gravity
Afternoon delight
Okonomiyaki and watching fights
That crazy look in your eye
Give me a feeling of impending doom
Way down in Spamville
Spamville Academy, Acey’s Bar and Grill ooo I wanna take you
Golf courses, Black Dragon’s Memorial come on you know you wanna
Himitsu Corp, there’s a castle for sale baby why don't we go
Ooo I wanna take you down to Spamville
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down to Spamville
From real life I wanna catch a break
Everybody knows
A little place like Spamville
Now if you wanna go
And get away from it all
Go down to Spamville
Spamville Academy, Acey’s Bar and Grill ooo I wanna take you
Golf courses, Black Dragon’s Memorial come on you know you wanna
Himitsu Corp, there’s a castle for sale baby why don't we go
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down to Spamville
Spamville Academy, Acey’s Bar and Grill ooo I wanna take you
Golf courses, Black Dragon’s Memorial come on you know you wanna
Himitsu Corp, there’s a castle for sale baby why don't we go

[J. St.C. Patrick]

You get an A for Effort. *hands Dragon Man a golden flute*
However, the chorus needs a bit of tweeking - doesn't quite fit the tune.
Spam/ville/ a/ca/dem/y, /A/ceys'/ Bar/ and/ Grill
A/ru/ba /Ja/mai/ca

11 to 6
perhaps
From Mage Star, to Acey's, ooh I wanna take you
Golf Courses, Black Dragon, come let's raze his statue
Ellfs Auction, the Castle, Baby why don't we go
to Acey's
Anyway, well done. Write some more!

[Dragon Man]

I figured that part was kind of off, but then I'm new here and don't know everything about the past of Spamville. I'll work on a revision later.

[Battlekrome]

Ranma don't lose my number
almost works with minor lyrics changes

[Neko-]

Ranma don't loose my number???
Hell if I know what song you're talking about here. So post them altered lyrics and earn yourself a golden flute!

[J. St.C. Patrick]

I figured that part was kind of off, but then I'm new here and don't know everything about the past of Spamville. I'll work on a revision later.

You just need to know whats going on now. There's lots of material to work with now. the goings on at Spamville Elementary aka Stratagemini mini school aka Spamville Academy. The golf game. the bunny rain, Cats chasing bears....
You could even write about your favourite authors or about Ranma, Sailor Moon or Ranma crossovers.
Just fit the words to the tune - just dont twist them too much out of shape. A little bit of twisting is allowed.
Here's an example of a crossover from the old thread:
He's A Sailor Senshi
(Pinball Wizard by Pete Townshend)
Ever since Ranma was a young boy
Until he took that fall
From Tokyo to Jusenkyo
He thought he'd seen it all
But he'd seen nothing like them
In any amusement hall
Those Sailor Senshi
Sure make the youma fall.
When he first put on the fuku
It was under some duress
Pluto made him do it
She made him wear a dress!
Now he's a Sailor Senshi
Oh my, what a mess!
Just splash him with cold water
Its rather strange, I guess
He's a Sailor Senshi, its gotta be a trick
He's a Sailor Senshi, he makes quite a chick
How do you think he does it?
(yes, you know)
What makes him such a girl?
It's all thanks to Jusenkyo,
the pond that he fell in
Just splash him with cold water
And much to his chagrin
His body changes gender
whatever the clothes he's in
Now she's Sailor Ranko
She'll do Pluto in
He's Sailor Ranko, its gotta be a trick
She's a Sailor Senshi, she is quite the chick
He thought his life was over
when he took that bath
Now she's fighting youma
And they face her wrath
With the Sailor Senshi
Come on do the math
Those big dumb youma
are taking a Lovely bath.

[Acey]

Based off 'Tales of Brave Ulysses' (Eric Clapton and Martin Sharp)
Tales of the Brave Newbie
You thought the Temple forums were pure and without horror,
So you chanced upon a visit and see violence without law.
And then students of the school bound your hands demanding closure,
And you flee the giant snow man with tales of brave lost newbies,
How their innocence is stolen when the weapons begin blaring,
For immortal cats are calling you as they turn into maids.
And you see a cute succubus lulling you with her poise,
And her swaying makes you stumble where she wants you to be.
And when you least expect it, she eats you mind and body,
Shaping brand new ideas in the forefront of your mind.
The other Spamville members stand shrugging as you transform,
Fuku'd and very hungry you spy the others of the forum
One is called Acey simply and she runs a café bar
And Himitsu cannot leave her, a ring rests upon her hand
Then the next brave newbie, how our naked ears are tortured
By Sanjuro's torturous singing.
As Drago attacks Ellfie, run screaming through your forum,
As Screwie and Cybsie shoot you, Pat notes it in our bible.
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I figured that part was kind of off, but then I'm new here and don't know everything about the past of Spamville. I'll work on a revision later.

You know, we really should draft a rough timeline...

[Valkyrie Ice]

You know, we really should draft a rough timeline...

I can see it now, Spamville The Novel
Then pretty soon afterwards, we'll start seeing spamville fics

[lwf58]

Another Sailor Moon filksong, sung to Janet Jackson's "Rhythm Nation".
Youma Nation
We face the Senshi lines
With justice on their side,
We work our magic
To pilfer small scraps of life.
There's no point in protest
Our lot is injustice;
A generation full of courage
Sent out to be
Senshi-fodder of the day.
We'd like to look for a better way of life,
But we are a part of the youma nation.
If they'd let us all unite,
With strength in numbers we'd get it right
Someday,
But we are a part of the youma nation.
This is our test,
We struggle, no progress.
No Gen'ral to help
A monster do her best.
Things are getting worse,
Our sisters turn to dust.
The Queen don't give a damn
When we're swept up with the trash.
Senshi-fodder of the day,
We're just looking for a better way of life,
But we are a part of the youma nation.
Monsters of the world unite,
With strength in numbers we'd get it right
Someday...
But we are a part of the youma nation.

[Neko-]

For immortal cats are calling you as they turn into maids.

[Acey]

As in a synonym for a young pretty girl, (Hench)Kitty
Don't worry that I was confusing waitress for maid ~^

[Valkyrie Ice]

And Val's latest FukuFilk!
November Rain by GNR
Spamville Rain
When I look into your eyes
I can see that you’re insane
when you see the gun I’m holdin’
You know that I’m the same
We’ll fight this war forever
And nothing will ever change
And it's hard to hold an umbrella
In the exploding Spamville rain
We've been through this such a long long time
putting each other in pain
But body counts are rising and shrapnel’s really flying
An no one's really sure who's getting blown away
Fifty times today
We have to dodge the mines and try to get behind
Something made of lead
To avoid the radiation left behind
From the Nuclear mine
So if you want to fry me
You better get in line
Or I’ll just end up killed by
The exploding Spamville Rain
Do you need some bombs… you’re not alone
Do you need some tubes… for extra clones
Everybody needs some ammo… for their guns
Don’t you know that missile launchers are for fun
I know it’s hard for you to stay alive
When even friends are out to harm you
But if you survive their first attack
Your can get your payback in too
Sometimes I need some bombs...for my friends
Sometimes I need a few...Aliens!
Everybody needs some time... to recharge
So let’s go down… to Acey’s Bar
And when your shakes subside
And explosions still remain
I know that you’ll go hunting
For someone else to maim
So never mind the darkness
Infrared will show the way
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
Even exploding Spamville rain

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Hands a golden flute to Acey and IwF58.
Hands a pile of gold covered chocolate coins to Valkyrie Ice.
Good songs.
Keep 'em coming!

[Valkyrie Ice]

Hands a pile of gold covered chocolate coins to Valkyrie Ice.

YAY!!!!!
(you do of course realize the more chocolate I eat, the more chibis there are right?)

[Acey]

Woot! Another golden flute! ^^