Sailor Sedai (Ellf) wrote:What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?
Powerful people with a bong
A long time ago I wrote:Stratagemini, This Is All Your Fault! You Infected My Muse! :X
Ranma Chameleon
Karma Chameleon by Culture Club
Is there a fuku in your life from today?
When you raise your henshin high what do you say?
That you're a guy?
A contradiction.
That you're a girl?
That surely shows.
That you change is not a fiction
You change your form
You change your form
Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, or Ranma Chan?
You change your form
You change your form
Leaving would be easy if you were anything like your dad
A Fat Panda
A Fat Panda
Don't listen to his words as you say
The phrase that makes the evil youma pay
When you fight
Beside the Senshi
When you fight
In your fuku
Where they go
You go with them
You do belong
You do belong
Ranma Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, or Ranma Chan?
You change your form
You change your form
Ranma Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, or Ranma Chan?
You change your form
You change your form
Every day is so exciting
You're a Senshi when you're fighting
Every day is so exciting
You're a Senshi when you're fighting
That you're a guy?
A contradiction.
That you're a girl?
That surely shows.
That you change is not a fiction
You change your form
You change your form
Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, and Ranma Chan!
You change your form
You change your form
Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, and Ranma Chan!
You change your form
You change your form
Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, and Ranma Chan!
You change your form
You change your form
Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, Ranma, and Ranma Chan!
You change your form
You change your form
Stratagemini:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Reads title and content of song)
*Chokes on the horror and dies*
J. St.C. Patrick:
Bwahahahahahaha Ha!
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Fight On (Lyrics spoofing Modest Mouse's "Float On") By Ellf
Drags backed his ship into the mage star the other day
Well Strats got pissed, sometimes life's ok
I ran my mouth off a bit too much oh what can i say
Well you just decided to try to kill me it was all ok
And we'll all fight on ok
And we'll all fight on ok
And we'll all fight on ok
And we'll all float on any way well
Well, a black mage took every last dime with a scam
It was worth it just to learn from sleight-of-hand
The Sisterhood comes don't you worry even when it lands
The Brotherhood will work its way to all them plans
We both got fukued on the exactly the same day
Well we'll fight on the Brotherhood is on the way
And we'll all fight on ok
And we'll all fight on ok
And we'll all fight on ok
And we'll all fight on alright
Already we'll all fight on
Now don't worry we'll all fight on
Alright already we'll all fight on
Alright don't worry we'll all fight on
And we'll all fight on alright
Already we'll all fight on
Aliright don't worry even if things end up a bit too kawaii
we'll all fight on alright
Already we'll all fight on
Alright already we'll all fight on
Ok don't worry we'll all fight on
Even if things get kawaii we'll all fight on
Alright already we'll all fight on
Don't you worry we'll all fight on
All fight on
The Amazon Song By J.St.C. Patrick
Based on the Jet Song, from West Side Story,
by Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim
When You Amazon
Amazon all the way
From first BonBori
to you last "Wo Ai Ni".
When you Amazon
You belong to the clan
You got sisters around
It's a family plan
You prove you the best
You hits have all connected!
You win all the food
You done what we expected
We be well protected!
You are true Amazon
With a capital A
You must never forget
The laws we obey
When you Amazon,
You stay Amazon!
Black Dragon:
(Laughs at Pat's song)
Such genius, to grace our wretched forum! I'm not worthy!
(Kneels)
J.St.C. Patrick:
This next song may make you regret your kind words.
I blame this on boredom at work and a Muzak track seemingly stuck in 1963.
The Succubus Song
Based on Jimmy Soul's If You Want To Be Happy (1963)
If you wanna stay a human at any rate
Never take a succubus as a mate
It's almost certain that before she's through
She'll make a succubus out of you
If you wanna stay a human at any rate
Never take a succubus as a mate
It's almost certain that before she's through
She'll make a succubus out of you
A Succubus is a demon they say
You gotta be strong, don't go and play
All it takes from her is just one bite
You'll become a succubus overnight
But if you wish to stay human then you
Gotta run when you find who's who
A suc-cu-bus has wings and horns
Fangs and a body that doesn't quit
If you wanna stay a human at any rate
Never take a succubus as a mate
It's almost certain that before she's through
She'll make a succubus out of you
{musical interlude}
Don't be fooled by her lovely face
Be gone get out, runaway
Though she's a beauty, you won't last
by dawn you'll be part of her brood
If you wanna stay a human at any rate
Never take a succubus as a mate
It's almost certain that before she's through
She'll make a succubus out of you
[Spoken:]
Say man!
Hey Baby!
I saw your girl the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, she's a Succ--u--bus!
Yeah, so she's a succubus. Well, nobody's perfect.
Oh, my.
If you wanna stay a human at any rate
Never take a succubus as a mate
It's almost certain that before she's through
She'll make a succubus out of you
If you wanna stay a human at any rate
Never take a succubus as a mate
It's almost certain that before she's through
She'll make a succubus out of you
If you wanna stay a human at any rate
Never take a succubus as a mate
It's almost certain that before she's through
She'll make a succubus out of you
If you wanna stay a human at any rate
Never take a succubus as a mate
It's almost certain that before she's through
She'll make a succubus out of you
Based on recent board events which may or may not be accurate.
The Ballad of Black and Terra
The Beverly Hillbillies Theme by Paul Henning
Oh, listen to a story about a man named Black
A wily Spamateer, his account was never slack
Then one day he came up with a plan
And out of his thoughts came a bubbly woman
Terra, that is
Succubus
Uber Kawaii
Well, first thing you know he's got Terra engaged
Himitsu's her man, man was he enraged.
Said, "Go away, get away from me!"
Little did he know who it was really.
Black, that is
Spam Master
Fuku Bane
{End Tune}
Well now its time to say goodbye to Black and all his kin
They would like to thank you all for kindly droppin' in
You're invited back again to this locality
So Black can laugh and mock you for your gullibility
Easy Marks that is,
Suckers
Noobies
Y'all come back y'hear!
Sailor Senshi Girl by J.St.C. Patrick
based on Secret Agent Man by P.F. Sloan & S. Barri
performed by Johnny Rivers
Ranma's life, it keeps on getting stranger
A martial artist's life is full of danger
With every splash he takes another change he makes
Odds are he'll be a girl within the hour
Sailor Senshi Girl
Sailor Senshi Girl
They made you wear a fuku and then coiffured your mane
Beware of henshin sticks that they give you
A henshin stick will put you in a fuku
Oh, be careful what you say
It'll transform you anyway
Odds are you'll be a Senshi within the hour
Sailor Senshi Girl
Sailor Senshi Girl
They've given you a henshin and made you wear some bows
-- Groovin' Senshi Guitar solo --
Sailor Senshi Girl
Sailor Senshi Girl
They gave you a tiara and a matching set of 'rings*
Dodging 'kane's angry mallet one day
And then dusting Youma with the Senshi next day
Oh no, you cannot get away
You're a Senshi from today
The odds are you won't be a man tomorrow
Sailor Senshi Girl
Sailor Senshi Girl
They made you to wear a fuku and then coiffured your mane
Sailor Senshi Girl.
*earings
I Am All o Blame by Light02
to the tune of We're All To Blame by Sum 41
They want everything from me
All!
To!
Blame!
How can they still succeed, taking what they don't need?
Telling lies, hammering guys, yelling all the hate that they breed.
Super sizing my tragedy! (They can't define me or justify lust)
Born in the land of the rising sun! (Rising! Sun!)
And I am all to blame,
They've gone too far,
From honor to shame,
They're trying so hard,
I'm dying in vain,
They're hopelessly blissful and blind
It's all they are,
They want it all with no say from me!
Realize I spend my life living in a state of constant fear.
Stand to salute; say thanks to the mallet of doom.
How did this all come to me? (They can't define me or justify lust)
They need what they can't resist! (Namely! Me!)
And I am all to blame,
They've gone too far,
From honor to shame,
They're trying so hard,
I'm dying in vain,
They're hopelessly blissful and blind
That’s all we are,
They want it all.
They want it all with no say from me!
Tell me now, what have I done? I don't know.
I can't allow what has begun to tear me down,
Believe me now, I have no choice what with my
Back against the wall!
And now I am all to blame,T
They've gone too far,
From honor to shame,
They're hopelessly blissful and blind
When all they need
Is something true
To believe,
Don't we all?
Everyone, everyone,
We will fall.
'Cause I am all to blame
They've gone too far,
From honor to shame,
They're trying so hard,
I’m dying in vain,
They want it all,
Everything, don't they all?
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