by Atlan » Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:17 pm
I remember that fic. It was sitting happily on Fire's homepage for years. Then he (presumably) got bored of his site and let it go down.
The Banana, the Atheist's Nightmare:
God made it with a non-slip surface, a color coded system so we know when to eat it, and an easy open tab at the top of the banana. It's just the right shape for a mouth and is easy to digest!!