Funny and silly scenes in R1/2 SM crosses

[WG_Writer]

what Funny and silly scenes would you like to see in an actual R1/2 SM cross.
Please don't post a scene idea you know exists especially if it is a cliche!
1. Ranma explaining that Mistress9 isn't his current Mistress count to his mother
2. Ranma explaining that Mistress9 isn't the senshi's real team name while they chase him to his mother
3. Nodoka is Berryl and she makes peace by promising her son to Usagi in exchange for Kamen
4. Tofu is trained in Magical girl/guy-ken (sorry, could not resist) due to an event that involves Kasumi and her being one of the senshi. (this is a bit clicheish but the idea wasn't done this way)
5. Pharoh90 is afraid of the neko-ken for no apparent reason

[Pale Wolf]

Ranma promises to punish her enemy in the name of (insert celestial body here). Zoom out and take a good look at the ice cream bowl.

[antimatterenergy]

Ranma gets into a competition with one of the senshi saying that they aren't so special and he can make any idiot be able to fight like them and then he does so by giving some randomly chosen person super soba to make them 10 times stronger, reweaving the magical dogi into a sailor fuku to give them Martial arts skills, a staff that looks like a scepter that can throw fireballs (similar to the one he used against pink and link), the amazons magical ring that shocks people, and convinces a spirit to put a shield around the person like several spirits used to trap Ranma (cherry tree spirit that possessed Kuno and the swim suit spirit had this ability).
Ranma using one of the various mind control things found in the Ranma verse on the senshi.
Ranma and Usagi in an ice cream eating contest.
Ranma and Uranus in a race her using her car him using a regular bike.
Ranma helping Chibi-usa prank her mom.
Ranma using an instant Junsenkyo water to temporarily be Saturn's pet.
Ranma using the technique Cologne tried to teach him to calm girls down which basically is patting the girls butt on the senshi.
Ranma using the technique he tried to use on konatsu when he thought Konatsu was a girl. (grabbing her breast and twisting) on the senshi.
Ranma sitting in a tree eating popcorn commenting on how bad the senshi's tactics are.
Ranma practicing some of Happosai's techniques on the senshi.
Ranma spanking Sailor Pluto for trying to kill him yet again.
Shampoo or Ranma in girl form giving Minako and Matoko tips on how to get a guy.
Akane hitting Tuxedo Kamen on reflex when he throws a rose. (mistakes him for Kuno.)
The Sailor senshi are fighting Ranma and he yells something stupid well pointing behind them. They turn around see nothing and turn back to see a giant stuffed bunny rabbit with a sign Take me to the moon and Ranma is gone.
Happosai convincing the sailor senshi that the only way that they can possibly defeat their new enemy is to give him their panties and they actual do it.

[Metroidvania]

1. Ranma explaining that Mistress9 isn't his current Mistress count to his mother
2. Ranma explaining that Mistress9 isn't the senshi's real team name while they chase him to his mother

Heh.......too funny......
Hmmm.......well, how about......
Ranma being the great-grandson (not sibling or lover) of Pluto, and the resulting chaos that ensues among both the Senshi and NWC when Pluto learns of this fact, and goes for a visit......
(There's something out there using a similar basic concept, but it's under a spamfic, and it's going off in a different direction....)

[Waruiko]

Ranma being engaged to Hotaru because Genma sold his son to Setsuna, for purposes of marrage to her daughter, for the Neko-ken manuel. (or something like food)

[Atlan]

Ranma as a senshi. One day, he's in his guy form and has to transform. When he's transformed, the monster he was going to fight is already dead, and countless civilians have fainted. Ranma looks down, and realizes that his gender didnt change- he's a guy in a fuku.

[EdenB]

Ranma being engaged to Hotaru because Genma sold his son to Setsuna, for purposes of marrage to her daughter, for the Neko-ken manuel. (or something like food)

Leading to Sailor Saturn chasing after the other fiances with the Silence Glaive at some point, for trying to steal her Ranma.

[crystlshake]

I have the feeling that if he was sold for the manual at any point- finding out about it would put a deffinite damper on the relationship regardless of who it was. Just the mental association with the training would probably be enough to make him nervous, well nervous-er I guess given the impending blow-up of the usual suspects.
Heh, Im waiting to see the senshi make their intro speach and have the youma get creamed by one of Ranma's running battles. The combatants of course wouldnt even notice.

[gsteemso]

Ranma as a senshi. One day, he's in his guy form and has to transform. When he's transformed, the monster he was going to fight is already dead, and countless civilians have fainted. Ranma looks down, and realizes that his gender didnt change- he's a guy in a fuku.

Except for the bit about everyone dying of grossout, that's been done. Can't remember where I saw the fic (it was a while ago), but it was treated as a throwaway gag. I think it was probably just a spamfic, though, so maybe that doesn't count?

[Metroidvania]

I think I remember that particular gag also (minus the gross out), but I also believe it was a spamfic...
As for another humorous moment, I'm not sure if it's been done, but after Ranma hears the Senshi do their intro's, he compares them all to weird feminine versions of Kuno, assumes the worst, and takes off running.....
It'd be even better if the Senshi were already aware of him, and even if they weren't, after seeing him, at least Venus and Jupiter would chase after him.......

[EdenB]

As for another humorous moment, I'm not sure if it's been done, but after Ranma hears the Senshi do their intro's, he compares them all to weird feminine versions of Kuno, assumes the worst, and takes off running.....
It'd be even better if the Senshi were already aware of him, and even if they weren't, after seeing him, at least Venus and Jupiter would chase after him.......

I think it has been done. Repeatedly with Tuxedo Kamen but also with Sailor Senshi.
As for a random amusing scene, Sailor Tin Nyanko trying to glomp Ranma with him hiding up a tree mumbling to himself about catgirls and Saturn and Pluto trying to poke him out with the Glaive and Staff.

[Metroidvania]

think it has been done. Repeatedly with Tuxedo Kamen but also with Sailor Senshi.

I knew about Kamen, but I hadn't seen any with the Senshi....
As for another humorous one....
Ranma encounters Galaxia, and she all of the sudden bows down before him and declares, "Chaos, my Master...I am in your service"
She'd slaughter every other fiancée alive.....oh wait, that'd be dead...
EDIT:
Whoops, forgot about that one....
Thanks for that Wolf...

[Pale Wolf]

Finding a Home, by Gabriel Blessing.

[lwf58]

Be nice if you'd provide a link, instead of just mentioning the title. I just tried to search for that story, and Gabriel Blessing isn't listed in FF.net or Rakhal's Ranma list. Searching Google for either the author and/or the story title didn't give me any results either.

[Pale Wolf]

Technically a dead/obsolete section of a site, but somehow still active.
http://cork.anifics.com/gabriel.html
Sorry, I thought it'd be easier to find, and the place where I knew to get it was kinda out of the way.