So I was cruising through the vast wastes of the internet, looking up something about Gallifrey (planet of the time lords) for no particular reason when I stumbled upon, this!
Please note Sailor Gallifrey and the Moon Tribble.
Now ever since I first saw this picture, I realized that it was a mission to somehow, someway, to make this menagerie to make this into a fanfic!
Now I already know of a few one-shots that feature a version of "Sailor Gallifrey", but nothing of any of those other "Sailor Senshi". Although I'd love to see if any of this has been attempted as a fic before now!
Now I'd see Sailor Pluto screaming "She's so mean to me!" referring of course to Gallifrey, as Time Lordess trumps Time Mistress.
Some attacks I could see would be;
"Pretty Sailor Gallifrey, Eternal Yoyo Action!"
"Sailor Alderaan FORCE BEAM!"
and my personal favourite...
"Physically Attractive Sailor Vulcan Logical Discourse Dissuasion..." where she talks her enemies into a near death state of boredom! Muwahahaha!
Though of course, Sailor Krypton would have to be more clumsy and naive than Moon to offset the power of pure stomp. Just imagine Usagi dispensing pearls of wisdom to her naive Kryptonian student! DOOM!
I don't even want to think what kinds of attacks or powers Sailor Ork or Sailor Remulak might have... (shudder)
The comedic potential here, is to me, staggering!
And while I have your captive attention, there's one thing bothering me(the crowd whispers disbelievingly: only one?!), see I was browsing youtube, and stopped at a few videos of the Sailor Starlights, and I was gobsmacked by this one; "Star Gentle Uterus!" Because, I'm sorry that's just wrong on too many levels for any kind of an 'attack'. Seriously, is that attack birthing the enemies to death or something!?
Now I'd appreciate input, thoughts, offers of co-authorship etc.
Also, sorry if this is in the wrong part of the forum, but this idea to me screams "Miscellaneous!"
You can also blame this thread for this disjointed series of ideas to spew forth from my warped imagination.