I wrote the following to be a new thread but recalled that this thread already existed, so as to not clutter the forum anymore than it already is..., I present copy and paste.
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Have you ever, in your perusing of fanfictions, come across one so wretchedly horrible, that for a moment you have to pause and cleanse your mind by fire?
Have you felt compelled to leave reviews lambasting the author for their audacity to call their "poo on the screen" a fanfiction?
Well, I think we'd all like to see what -YOU- consider a really terrible fanfiction.
Rant and scream about them, it's a good cathartic release you know.
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As for what brigns this thread about... well, see I'm also a poster over at
SpaceBattles.com, a obviously SciFi fanfiction forum, and if you ever cruise through the TV-Xovers, StarGate/Atlantis etc sections of Fanfictionnet, you may of come across the rambling, non-nonsensical reviews of a user by the handle of
Samael3
Even though he's apparently not aware of it, several of the stories he trashes about are ones
I've assisted in beta-testing lately.
Well, after a while of seeing the really wretchedly offensive things he says in his reviews, you'd think he must surely be the worlds greatest fanfiction writer... nay sadly this is not the case.
Now the fine folks at SpaceBattles just call him "Sammy the troll" if that's any indication... But now I must unfortunately direct you to his "story" titled "
Infinite Convergence". The best way I can describe it is as a madman's menagerie.
If you can actually follow his story, I'd suggest you seek psychiatric help.
It just... annoys me... -greatly- annoys me, that someone could be so profoundly prolific in writing such an awful, awful string of gibberish in the guise of a story, and then actually have the gall to pass out condemning, albeit rambling, reviews to authors of really good stories.
He even bombed bad reviews on the
One Million, two hundred thousand word Epic, best fanfiction ever!
...and that's an offense that should be a crime against fanfics everywhere.
I guess some people are just naturally included to be asses, and are too narcissistic to give decent credit where credit is due. But jimminy cricket his fanfiction **bleep** #$#%^# **bleep** awful.
In closing, I -DARE- you to find a story of equal or greater awfulness to Samael3's!
Obfirmo absentis sententia... Imperium mens...