Temple of Ranma's Sailor Senshi Seifuku

Painful Pasts and New Beginnings

Painful Pasts and New Beginnings » by Shlandria
This is a Raanma1/2, Naruto crossover. Ranma goes to Naruto's world and takes him in and gives him a big family, he also has control of the Neko-ken.

the awsomist helsing sotry evir p2 by franny-o reviews
luk at the tittle, ritard.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 1-28-08

While most Hellsing fanfics are just beyond awful, this one takes the cake. I even reported it for abuse of the english language. Don't read it.
edit: The author was apparently even banned from deviantart... I didn't know that was even possible!

i wanna be a rapper? by kewlakane reviews
ranma is a famous rapper who is loved by many. Akane is just a normal teenage girl who decides to hate rap all together when she meets "arrogant" ranma. what does he do to change her mind?what feeling will change as well? ranmaxakane! not complete.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 3-18-08

I think 3 out of 5 reviewers agree that this fic makes one go "what was he/she smoking when they decided to write this?"

I saw it this morning.

It's gone already.


-Joshua

THE HORROR! THE HORROR! I checked out the first chapter. Horrible grammar; horrible spelling; Kisame's a pervert; the story makes no sense at all.

The Red Clouds Slave » by what the vell reviews
Naruto wake up in the middle of nowhere with no memory of who she is. Force to become the Akatuski slave. Naruto must tried to keep her sanity from horny red clouds. Can she do it? Fem!Naruto.
Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,501 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 3-19-08 - Published: 5-28-07

Carpy Deum by YoyYoy

A rewrite of the chapters: Carp Of Misery, Carpy Deum, and Quit Carping. Yaoi, yuri, heterosexual shit RyoxRan This is how I see things should've happened, and it's nearly implied so it's not too OOC. Lemon in later chapters!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

She's the Man by SilentSnow8062

Ryouga wants Akane who likes Ranma who is really Ranko whose brother is dating Kodachi so she hates Akane who’s with Ryouga to make Ranma jealous who is really Ranko who’s crushing on Ryouga who thinks she’s a guy……

The summary... it hurts my brain.

This is not a "huh", It's an "oh, that works" or "doin it right"
Overkill by Aleh

When a goddess offered to grant him his heart's desire, eight-year-old Uzumaki Naruto wished for friends. He got them... starting with a girl named Takamachi Nanoha. Unfortunately, the gods don't quite understand the meaning of the word "restraint".

The problem isn't finding summaries that make you go 'huh', the problem is finding ones that actually make you want to read the story. I look at 99% of the crap out there and want to preform the 'Nut Punch Father Time' maneuver.

http://www.superstupor.com/sust05052008.shtml

From the fic 'Cultural Learnings of American Vampire Hunters'

Please, you come see my storyfic. If it not success, I will be execute.

http://www.tthfanfic.com/Story-10791/Jo ... unters.htm

It's a Borat/Buffy crossover, so the shitty grammer is actually intentional.

From An Interviening Strategy by Rosethorn Li

Ryouga/Ranma/Akane; Ryouga is confused, Akane has a plan, and Ranma has a little help getting what he wants. Post Chapters 243 Carpe Deum and 244 Quit Carping! Prompt: Ryouga/Ranma /Akane : Waking up gay /bi --"It's the curse!

All I have have to say is: WTF?! Seriously, WTF?!

I read it - it wasn't good, but nowhere as bad as the summary. And it even had canonical referents.

I'd say some people need professional summarizers. But then I read the back covers of paperback books, and realize lots of the pros cannot do it, either.

Just the title is enough to make you curious: Fan Fiction Friday: Goku and Anne Frank in "Until the End of Time"

Yes, this one's crossing over Dragon Ball Z and Anne Frank. Yes, you read that correctly. This piece is BAD (note the capitals). For those interested in it (if you can stand to read a short 5 minute story with a bad plot, some idiotic developments and you don't mind killing a few of you braincells) or it's comments: you have been warned. It's bad, it's potentially in bad taste, and I had nothing to do with it: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/12/fan ... ntil_t.php

The comments contain some funny bits