Re: The NEW Fanfiction Quote Topic
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:42 pm
From NGE: Nobody Dies. This is what happens when you mix canon!Rei with Terrifying!Rei and leave them alone for about five minutes.
"I wish to hit him so hard that whoever pulled me out of him will be crowned the next King of England. I will conquer Asia to build an Empire for the manpower that would build the machine I would use to tap that ass. I would initiate a forbidden ritual to ascend to the next step of existence, so I could hit him like the fist of an angry god."
Sohryu stares at Ayanami, tapping her fingers together as her eyes glance from side to side and she tries to place the normally reserved girl with the...elaborate...scenarios she now has planned for expressing her feelings towards her world's version of Shinji.
"R-really?"
"This is what the other Rei tells me these feelings mean," Ayanami says, a conspiratorial look at Sohryu indicating that this is a conversation that will be kept private, "I like these feelings."
Sohryu nods, wringing her hands.
"The other Rei told me that she admires both you and Ikari in the same way, but does not act on those feelings out of her friendship to you both. And her kinship with Ikari. I do not...feel that kinship with my Sohryu or Ikari."
"What do you feel?"
Ayanami pauses, tapping her fingers together as she thinks.
"Commander Ikari says I should not act on my feelings towards Pilot Sohryu," she says, "As that would constitute an act of murder. I feel...anger. Jealousy. Pilot Ikari looks at her in a way I want him to look at me."
"Well...there's probably a reason..."
"I believe Pilot Ikari is guided by hormones," Ayanami says, "Can he not see that Pilot Sohryu is a...raging bitch?"
Red eyes look from side to side, as a small smile crosses the pale face. Ayanami has discovered profanity.
Sohryu sighs, reaching out and placing her hands on Ayanami's shoulders.
"Rei," she says, "I think there is a very good explanation b-behind your confusion. You've never b-been close to anyone before, have you?"
"No."
"Well...he's your brother," Sohryu says, "I...w-well my brother and I were close, and s-sometimes people mistook that closeness for something e-else. B-but he wanted to protect me, and when Sh-Shinji and I...w-well, he was concerned. Like you are, for your Shinji."
"I am protective of Ikari. I show my affection by vetoing his romantic interests."
She pauses, thinking.
"I still wish to perform intercourse with him," Ayanami explains, "I wish to tap that ass. I wish to tap it hard."
Sohryu sighs, resting her face on both hands as Ayanami smiles a little wider, eyes widening as somewhere deep within her mind she comes to a startling, almost euphoric conclusion which makes the oddest of sounds come out from between her lips.
A small, girlish laugh.
"I understand, now."
She gets up, walking across the bedroom and opening the door. Scrambling to her feet, Sohryu follows her, watching from the doorway as Ayanami walks to the other bedroom and knocks on the door. The other door opens. Asuka opens it, and from the doorway Sohryu can see Rei fixing the ventilation cover.
"Pilot Sohryu," Ayanami says, "I wish to talk."
Asuka rolls her eyes, hands on her hips.
"What do you want, Wondergirl?"
Ayanami smiles, the very sight of it catching Asuka off guard. Not, however, as much as the statement.
"Stop tormenting Ikari, you kraut bitch."
Sohryu's jaw drops open. Rei claps her hands together and squeals. And Asuka grabs Ayanami by the front of her pajamas, swearing in German. Ayanami responds by head butting her.
"Alright! Alternate reality fight!"