by Daniel Jess Gibson » Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:21 pm
. . . If you really want ridiculous, the magical girls show up in costumed identity.
. . . Tatewaki Kuno walks out, transforms into Tuxedo Mask, and explains he's leaving Usagi for his beloved Piggy Tailed Goddess and the Tidy Akane Tendo.
. . . Pluto does a cliched 'What about Crystal Tokyo' schtick (sp?) and when he can't be budged, transforms into Cologne.
. . . Sailor Mars is so shocked, she faints, dropping her disguise and becomes Mousse.
. . . Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Mercury rush to her side becoming Kasumi and Ranma respectively, both are shocked but admit they never would have guessed.
. . . Sailor Uranus transforms into Ukyo, admitting she is glad the charade is over.
. . . Sailor Neptune takes off just her wig revealing the cross dressing ninja, who tearfully ask if that means Ukyo-sama doesn't really love him any more.
. . . Sailor Venus becomes Akane, with speculation from the others that thought she had to be Moon. She demands to know why, and Ranma provides that she can't cook, she's a clumsy crybaby, exit Ranma stage up.
. . . chibi-Usa becomes Genma, who immediately berates Ranma for not being the leader and for getting beaten by a weak girl. Kasumi turns back into Sailor Jupiter and beats the crap out of him. She admits her only regret is Genma didn't transform back into chibi-Usa first.
. . . Luna laments that her son didn't become a manly man.
. . . Artemis rubs off the white makeup, revealing his/her purple-pink covering , looking around comments with a Shampoo-accent about typecasting.
. . . Sailor Saturn finds herself the focus of intense scrutiny and speculation. Usually that she has to be Nabiki. Nope, with an announcement that because of Ranma, her father has seen hell, she's revealed as Ryoga.
. . . Now all eyes turn to Moon, who's been staring at Tuxboy with dewy eyes, 'Does this mean you don't want to raise a family with me?' Tatewaki reluctantly admits he doesn't. Usagi becomes Soun, and admits that's a load off his mind. Fainting and face-faults all around.
. . . Pull back to reveal Beryl and her generals, Galaxia, Pharoah 90, etc. all viewing the scene with concern and disgust. A voice asks them if they understand now why these people must be destroyed. They all agree wholeheartedly.
. . . Pull back to the form of chaos, there Nabiki is surrounded by smoke generators speaking into a microphone, she switches it off and admits those people are embarrassing.