The Return of the Pun-kin Patch

[Himitsu]

*Sweatdrops and steps out of the sporks*
Erm... Right. Sporks hurt... a bit.

What!? How dare you have the nerve to survive! You where supposed to die a horribly sporky death of sporkery by sporks!! Now pick up that spork and pierce your jugular vain!
(Taps my foot impatiently while I look at Ellf.)

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

Don't know why you want me to pierce the vain. Okay.
*Picks up a spork and walks over to the nearby house's Jug-ular vain and pokes a hole in it with the spork*
I guess the weath her vain will work okay now.

[Himitsu]

Damn you Ellf! Can't you see your punny punnery of puns is cracking Truk's statue!?
(Points to the statue of Truk that has somehow changed from having an insane murderous look to a look of pain.)

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

*Snickers*
Just wondering why there is a statue of Truk in the Pun-kin patch.
Oh well, I'm going to make sure there isn't a statute in that Truk...

[Himitsu]

*Snickers*
Just wondering why there is a statue of Truk in the Pun-kin patch.

Because I had it moved here of course! And it wasn't because I wanted it to be destroyed by puns. Nope, no sir, not me. Why would you even accuse me of that!? How dare you Ellf! Making false accusation against me! STAG THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!
(Teleports to wherever Stag is, and ejects him out an airlock.)

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

I'd say you just accidentally made a pun.
*Glances at a stag ejected from a lock made of air*
Baka! Careful not to make too many unintentional puns. This is the pun-kin patch after all..

[Himitsu]

I'd say you just accidentally made a pun.

Aciddentally!? I'm perfect!! I don't accidently do anything, everything I do is intentional!

*Glances at a stag ejected from a lock made of air*
Baka! Careful not to make too many unintentional puns. This is the pun-kin patch after all..

Who you calling a baka!? How dare you compare me to a pastry product! You didn't even use the full name, it's Baklava, you idiot!

[Neko-]

Who you calling a baka!? How dare you compare me to a pastry product! You didn't even use the full name, it's Baklava, you idiot!

I can see it now: Himitsu covered in honey, and Acey thinking him her sweetheart... Awwwwww

[Himitsu]

(Puts my hand over Neko-chan's mouth.)
Do not speak her name!
(Looks around suspciously not noticing that I am suffocating Neko-chan.)
You might summon she-who-must-not-be-named.
(Nods seriously.)

[Neko-]

*clamps down her jaw on Himitsu's hand, which causes him to let go and wave his hand furiously from the resulting pain*
Who Acey? Why would you not want Acey here? Such a sweet girl that Acey is. Makes good okonomiyaki too, that Acey-chan. Acey, Acey, Acey, Acey, Acey, Acey, Acey! Oh where art thou Acey???
*waits for the impending doom in the form of a giant spatula to make Himitsu okonomiyaki*

[Himitsu]

That's it Henchkittygirl! You asked for it!!
(Pulls out a coffee and despair flavored ice cream and eats it infront of Neko-chan without offering to share.)
Eating ice cream infront of someone that doesn't have any! The ultimate toture! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Neko-]

*shrugs*
I have my own supply.
*whips out a soft-ice three times the size of Himitsu's*

[Himitsu]

I have my own supply.
*whips out a soft-ice three times the size of Himitsu's*

(Neko-chan finds herself holding an empty ice cream cone, I having eaten the whole thing the nanosecond she pulled it with the power that is my unstoppable secret Ice cream consumuption technique.)

[J. St.C. Patrick]

I enter the thread to find some delicious puns and find you two, Himitsu and Neko-, comparing your frozen assets.

[Himitsu]

I enter the thread to find some delicious puns and find you two, Himitsu and Neko-, comparing your frozen assets.

It's spamville, what do you expect? I'm a spammaster, like I would actually adhere to the topic of a thread! Pffft!