Session #1 Part 2
[00:13] <Axel_Almer> (god it's turing to a battle of the wits)
[00:14] * Dorin changes topic to 'Bruce, Lady, Dakota, Dude, Hua, Axel, Honda-zombie, Shadows[again last]'
[00:14] <Dakota> (Yeah... between the unarmed)
[00:14] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (oh come on, someone's gotta have gotten that reference!)
[00:14] <Dakota> (My turn?)
[00:14] <Dakota> (Yeah, of course, we got your unoriginal joke
)
[00:14] <Axel_Almer> (yeah I get it I'm still laughing at it)
[00:15] <Dorin> The man's head turned, and voice grumbling like stone rolled through the room. "They called me Masamune in life."
[00:15] <XiangHua> (...Interesting. Honda and Masamune.)
[00:15] <XiangHua> (And by interesting, I mean WE'RE GONNA DIE.)
[00:15] * Dakota blinks. "Pardon my rudeness, but weren't you a swordsmith?"
[00:15] <Axel_Almer> "though you were only considered a myth"
[00:15] <XiangHua> (Date Masamune. A Daimyo in Sengoku Japan.)
[00:15] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Impressive." (Now release your anger!)
[00:15] <Dorin> (something like that)
[00:16] <Dorin> (Dakota's turn)
[00:16] <Dakota> 3d8
[00:16] <Dakota> 6d8
[00:16] <XiangHua> 4Dakota rolled 3 8-sided dice. <10 6 2 1 > Total: 9 (9).
[00:16] <XiangHua> 4Dakota rolled 6 8-sided dice. <10 3 7 2 2 2 7 > Total: 23 (23).
[00:16] <Dakota> (The pwnzage from the wards still on Masa-kun ^_^ )
[00:16] * XiangHua shakes her head, and glances at him. "If that is Tadakatsu Honda of Sengoku Japan...then this would be...Date Masamune of Sengoku Japan, the Dragon of Echizen?"
[00:16] <Dorin> (and another level check)
[00:16] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (man Pale... Your attacks sorta suck)
[00:16] <Dakota> 1d20+10+10
[00:16] <XiangHua> 4Dakota rolled 1 20-sided dice. <10 9 > Total: 9 (29).
[00:16] <Dorin> (now where the hell did I put that bonus)
[00:16] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (did I say Sorta?)
[00:17] <Dakota> (My attacks? These aren't my attacks. I spent two CP on these because they were kinda coolish)
[00:17] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (oh. in that case...)
[00:17] <Dakota> (Trust me, when you see my attacks, you'll KNOW they're my attacks)
[00:17] <Dorin> roll 1d20+28
[00:17] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+28 --> 12,0[ 1d20=17 ]12,0{45}
[00:18] <Dorin> With more lightning for an instant, the wards exploded off.
[00:19] * Axel_Almer looks at Dakota, "I take it that's not suposed to happen"
[00:19] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Can I get a Know Occult roll to figure out how that's happening?)
[00:19] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> 1d20+18 Knowledge Occult
[00:19] <XiangHua> 4Cool_Hand_Bruce rolled 1 20-sided dice. <10 2 > Total: 2 (20).
[00:19] <Dorin> From your studies of the Occult, the best guess you can phathom is some kind of repulsion magic.
[00:20] <Dakota> (What kind of condition is he in?)
[00:20] <Dorin> You've smoked him 60 points of damage, but he looks to still be going strong)
[00:21] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Hey Lady, how're you doing that? some kind of Repulsion Magic?"
[00:22] <Dorin> She just giggled. "That's a secret."
[00:22] * Dakota frowns. "Suppose it's to be expected, all things considered. Scinfaxi, Berserker Form." She swirls out the axe, and it shrinks down into a sword, Dakota's clothes changing into a black and purple miko style uniform.
[00:22] <Axel_Almer> "oy....ok Xellous-chan how about we just pound it out of you"
[00:22] * Dakota braces the sword between both hands, and starts swinging.
[00:22] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "A Magical Girl. My Ally is a Magical Fucking Girl."
[00:22] <Dakota> roll 6#1d20+20-4
[00:22] <D-bot> 6,0Dakota rolled :12,0 6#1d20+20-4 --> 12,0[ 1d20=6 ]12,0{22}, 12,0[ 1d20=17 ]12,0{33}, 12,0[ 1d20=8 ]12,0{24}, 12,0[ 1d20=10 ]12,0{26}, 12,0[ 1d20=5 ]12,0{21}, 12,0[ 1d20=6 ]12,0{22}
[00:22] <Dorin> "You'll have to get past my bodyguard first!"
[00:23] <Axel_Almer> (*....and I thought I was making a twink style character*)
[00:23] <Dorin> roll 1d20+25
[00:23] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+25 --> 12,0[ 1d20=19 ]12,0{44}
[00:23] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "That sounds a lot harder than it is."
[00:23] <Dorin> roll 1d20+23
[00:23] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+23 --> 12,0[ 1d20=18 ]12,0{41}
[00:23] <Dakota> "Your ally is a Magical Fucking KNIGHT, rock star."
[00:23] <Dorin> roll 1d20+21
[00:23] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+21 --> 12,0[ 1d20=2 ]12,0{23}
[00:23] <Dorin> roll 1d20+19
[00:23] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+19 --> 12,0[ 1d20=13 ]12,0{32}
[00:23] <Dorin> roll 1d20+17
[00:23] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+17 --> 12,0[ 1d20=5 ]12,0{22}
[00:23] <Dorin> roll 1d20+15
[00:23] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+15 --> 12,0[ 1d20=1 ]12,0{16}
[00:23] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Sorry for not being Politically Correct enough."
[00:23] <Dakota> roll 2#1d8+15
[00:23] <D-bot> 6,0Dakota rolled :12,0 2#1d8+15 --> 12,0[ 1d8=2 ]12,0{17}, 12,0[ 1d8=1 ]12,0{16}
[00:24] * Dakota is mostly evaded, but hits twice and hard.
[00:24] <Dorin> Dakota's sword-form clashes with that of the o-dachi several times, but she slips through a couple precise attacks, but they draw no blood.
[00:25] <Dakota> (Wtf? He's got THAT much armour?)
[00:25] <Dorin> (No, no; he's just not bleeding)
[00:25] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (4 ranks wouldn't be hard to come by)
[00:25] <JiaGai> (he doesn't have time to bleed)
[00:25] <Dakota> (Ah, all righty)
[00:25] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (he has that much HP then.)
[00:25] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Tis but a scratch!)
[00:25] <Dakota> (Or just no blood?
)
[00:26] <Dorin> (heh)
[00:26] <Dorin> "Ooo, Masamune, quit playing around. Draw the damn blade and kill her!"
[00:26] * Dakota is glowing over her shoulder.
[00:27] <Dorin> The sliced and diced body hesitates for a moment, then proceeds to pull the blade out. The long thing casting a golden glow. "With honor."
[00:27] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Your Minions don't Obey you? I have to say Lady, you're a really crappy Necromancer."
[00:27] <Axel_Almer> "don't you without honor"
[00:27] <Axel_Almer> (^mean)
[00:27] <Dorin> roll 6d20+34-4
[00:27] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 6d20+34-4 --> 12,0[ 6d20=60 ]12,0{90}
[00:27] <Axel_Almer> (....)
[00:28] <Dorin> oops, wrong command)
[00:28] <Dorin> roll 6#d20+34-4
[00:28] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 6#d20+34-4 --> 12,0[ 1d20=3 ]12,0{33}, 12,0[ 1d20=1 ]12,0{31}, 12,0[ 1d20=19 ]12,0{49}, 12,0[ 1d20=9 ]12,0{39}, 12,0[ 1d20=7 ]12,0{37}, 12,0[ 1d20=15 ]12,0{45}
[00:28] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (beat a 90 or crit fail)
[00:28] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (and speaking of Critfails...)
[00:28] <D-bot> (yes Pale, beat a 90 or Strat's head flies off ;P)
[00:28] * Dakota frowns, hands shifting on the sword's sheath. "Then allow me to send you back home, milord."
[00:29] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Dorin, how does that Critfail affect?)
[00:30] <D-bot> (given my laziness factor, just count is as a crit and the rest normal)
[00:30] <D-bot> (crit fail, not success
)
[00:31] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (yeah, but how does that work. On crit successes it's simple, critfails you're usually disarmed, or fall down or something, and the rest of your attacks end)
[00:31] <D-bot> (I'll draw something up at the end of the round)
[00:31] <D-bot> (usually with that many rolls I don't feel like thinking that much; but if insist on total fairness ;P)
[00:31] <D-bot> (are you completely sure you do?)
[00:32] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (No, I'm asking what's happening, not insisting on fairness)
[00:32] <D-bot> (For now, just roll five normal defenses, I'll come up with something to happen at the end of the round)
[00:33] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> You heard him Pale)
[00:33] <D-bot> (or his particular turn rather)
[00:34] <Dakota> (Ah, doh, my error, for some reason I thought that was going at Strat)
[00:34] <Dorin> (no, you
)
[00:34] <Dakota> roll 5#1d20+22+2 Blocking
[00:34] <D-bot> 6,0Dakota rolled :12,0 5#1d20+22+2 12,0Blocking --> 12,0[ 1d20=17 ]12,0{41}, 12,0[ 1d20=17 ]12,0{41}, 12,0[ 1d20=13 ]12,0{37}, 12,0[ 1d20=1 ]12,0{25}, 12,0[ 1d20=14 ]12,0{38}
[00:35] <Dorin> (ouch...)
[00:35] <Dakota> (Can I sort those out to the attacks they can block?
)
[00:36] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (nope)
[00:36] <Dakota> (Silence, you are not the DM
)
[00:36] <Axel_Almer> (he's got you there Strat)
[00:36] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (You can't though. Dorin wouldn't allow it. It would break the game)
[00:37] <Dakota> (Like your attack?
)
[00:37] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (You want me to use it?)
[00:37] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (I Will.)
[00:37] <Dorin> *ahem* I have, by scale; 33:41 [success], 49:41 [fail], 39:37 [fail], 45:38 [fail] and a crit fail)
[00:37] <Dakota> (Whee)
[00:37] <Dakota> (This is gonna hurt, isn't it?)
[00:37] <Dakota> (... Oh, doh, I made an error)
[00:37] <Dorin> (you'd better believe it)
[00:37] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (it might hurt both of you.)
[00:38] <Dakota> (I forgot to account for the dropping defence)
[00:38] <Dakota> (So...)
[00:38] <Dakota> roll 1d20+18+2
[00:38] <D-bot> 6,0Dakota rolled :12,0 1d20+18+2 --> 12,0[ 1d20=18 ]12,0{38}
[00:38] <Dakota> roll 1d20+16+2
[00:38] <Dorin> lol, we'll worry about it later)
[00:38] <D-bot> 6,0Dakota rolled :12,0 1d20+16+2 --> 12,0[ 1d20=3 ]12,0{21}
[00:38] <Dakota> roll 1d20+14+2
[00:38] <D-bot> 6,0Dakota rolled :12,0 1d20+14+2 --> 12,0[ 1d20=9 ]12,0{25}
[00:38] <Dakota> roll 1d20+12+2
[00:38] <D-bot> 6,0Dakota rolled :12,0 1d20+12+2 --> 12,0[ 1d20=3 ]12,0{17}
[00:38] <Dorin> (probably need to change that defense rule)
[00:38] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Pale. Only your first was a success. The others failed even without Dropping defence)
[00:39] <Dakota> (Yep, I'm aware of that. Still needed to do my proper rolls though)
[00:39] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (You know. Normal people just retcon existing rolls...)
[00:39] <Dorin> (yeah, given how attacks are that much stronger, we need to make a change the defense rolls; I'll making a ruling on that end of session)
[00:39] <Dakota> (Normal people didn't have one of them as a critfail
)
[00:40] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (My defence works decently)
[00:40] <Dorin> roll 3#2d8+10
[00:40] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 3#2d8+10 --> 12,0[ 2d8=9 ]12,0{19}, 12,0[ 2d8=12 ]12,0{22}, 12,0[ 2d8=7 ]12,0{17}
[00:40] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (cheater. You need DR to reroll pale.)
[00:40] <Dorin> (yes, but given the dropping values against these kinds of a attacks, I've got an idea)
[00:40] <XiangHua> (...That's right. I forgot I had that.)
[00:40] <Dorin> roll 4d8+10
[00:40] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 4d8+10 --> 12,0[ 4d8=26 ]12,0{36}
[00:41] * Dakota largely shrugs them off, but for that last one which kinda stung.
[00:41] <Dorin> Masamune pounds through Dakota's defenses, but with his biggest blow the sword goes flying through from his grip. Leaving him disarmed.
[00:41] * Axel_Almer smells opprotunity
[00:42] <Dorin> "Oooo! You idiot! You're supposed to be a genius of swordsmanship! Knew I should've gone with Okita!"
[00:42] <D-bot> (Hua)
[00:42] <XiangHua> (...This is tempting.)
[00:42] <XiangHua> (Dive for the sword, attack Masamune...)
[00:43] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Man Lady, you need to calm down and enjoy the Music. Stress Kills, and so Do I."
[00:43] * Dakota frowns. "Hm... I _suppose_ this isn't a game after all..."
[00:43] <Axel_Almer> "he's even worse I heard lady"
[00:43] <Dorin> "Oh you shut up, before I call down my secret weapon!"
[00:44] * Dakota stretches out slightly and swings her sword around and back into an attack position.
[00:44] <Axel_Almer> "lady you haven't impressed us yet so just shut your yap
[00:44] * XiangHua switches from her more dramatic styles to something simpler now; one foot presses down on the ground to cause a slight crater, while her other leg comes up in an attempt to knee Masamune in the side, trying to cause some sort of damage to the tower of a man.
[00:44] <XiangHua> roll 1d20+13
[00:44] <D-bot> 6,0XiangHua rolled :12,0 1d20+13 --> 12,0[ 1d20=1 ]12,0{14}
[00:44] <XiangHua> (...)
[00:44] <Dakota> (... I'd posit that as 'unlikely')
[00:44] <Axel_Almer> (Bwahahahaha
[00:44] <XiangHua> (can I roll above a 10 please? ;_;)
[00:44] <Dorin> Hua's knee simply slips past Masamune and she loses her footing.
[00:45] * XiangHua falls over, and only manages to turn it into a roll with a quick motion that leaves her back on her feet. Amongst such marial artists, however, it's clear that this was just a matter of her natural speed - she had totally lost it on that attempted attack.
[00:46] <Dorin> (anything else? As I'm really being nice on the crits today; since we're all getting them, lol)
[00:47] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Come on Lady... Light My Fire."
[00:47] <Dorin> She snarls. "Fine, I'll show you something really good then!"
[00:47] <Axel_Almer> (hey my turn)
[00:47] <XiangHua> (Hmm...I'll wait for now.)
[00:47] <XiangHua> (End of turn using it.)
[00:47] <Dorin> (okay)
[00:47] <Dorin> (Axel's up)
[00:48] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (yeah. We all need 50 ranks of DR.)
[00:48] <XiangHua> (...WAIT!)
[00:48] <XiangHua> I forgot.)
[00:48] <XiangHua> (God DAMMIT.)
[00:48] <D-bot> (...)
[00:48] <XiangHua> (I have two ranks of DR
)
[00:48] <Dorin> (oops)
[00:48] <XiangHua> (I swear next time I critfail, I'm using it.
[00:48] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (so DR it.)
[00:48] <Axel_Almer> (...least someone was smart to buy some)
[00:48] <Dorin> (I'll let you replay it)
[00:48] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (You can DR it now you knwo...)
[00:48] <XiangHua> (Then, yes
)
[00:48] <XiangHua> roll 1d20+13
[00:48] <D-bot> 6,0XiangHua rolled :12,0 1d20+13 --> 12,0[ 1d20=18 ]12,0{31}
[00:49] <D-bot> roll 1d20+27
[00:49] <Dorin> roll 1d20+27
[00:49] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+27 --> 12,0[ 1d20=11 ]12,0{38}
[00:49] <Dorin> wrong window)
[00:49] <XiangHua> (Bah. Lots of good that did
)
[00:50] <Dorin> The warrior turns away and Hua still goes past Masamune. With an intense feeling of having done this before.
[00:50] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Can you DR the opponent's rolls?)
[00:50] <Dorin> (Axel)
[00:50] <Dorin> (you wish)
[00:50] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Use DR as a powered Defence?)
[00:50] <Dorin> (you wish)
[00:50] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (it is an attribute not commonly used for defence...)
[00:51] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (It fits within the rules..)
[00:51] <XiangHua> (My other attack is just restoring FF, then.)
[00:51] <Dorin> (If that was the case, for one MP you could just buy DR and use it every time)
[00:51] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (ff?)
[00:51] <XiangHua> (Force Field)
[00:51] <Dorin> (Axel, go!)
[00:51] <XiangHua> (Also known as how I got punched in the stomach for 0 damage.)
[00:52] * Axel_Almer cracks his kunckles and rushes the girl again this time double attacking her
[00:52] <Axel_Almer> (-2 right)
[00:52] <Dorin> (yeap)
[00:52] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Well... I'm not saying taht you can use it indefinitely. I'm saying you use one instance to reroll one attack of teh opponent.)
[00:52] <Axel_Almer> roll 2#1d20+17-2
[00:52] <D-bot> 6,0Axel_Almer rolled :12,0 2#1d20+17-2 --> 12,0[ 1d20=19 ]12,0{34}, 12,0[ 1d20=12 ]12,0{27}
[00:52] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (like they crit hit you)
[00:52] <Dorin> roll 1d20+35
[00:52] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+35 --> 12,0[ 1d20=20 ]12,0{55}
[00:52] <Dorin> roll 1d20+33
[00:52] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+33 --> 12,0[ 1d20=6 ]12,0{39}
[00:53] <Axel_Almer> (the dice are not with me tonight)
[00:53] <Dorin> Honda's spear interposes itself between Axel and the sorcereress, turning aside both blows with ease.
[00:53] <XiangHua> (We're all going to need to double-attack someone repeatedly to actually knock their defenses low enough to hit.)
[00:53] <Dorin> (no, all your enemies don't have rolls quite this insane ;P)
[00:53] <Axel_Almer> (huh....didn't know you could do that)
[00:54] <XiangHua> (Each consecutive attack is -2 on your defense roll.)
[00:54] <Dorin> The large man twirls his spear in a circle at Axel.
[00:54] <Dorin> roll 3#d20+35-4
[00:54] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 3#d20+35-4 --> 12,0[ 1d20=11 ]12,0{42}, 12,0[ 1d20=9 ]12,0{40}, 12,0[ 1d20=7 ]12,0{38}
[00:54] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (It is? Then I'll wait a few seconds to attack in concert with Axel
[00:54] <XiangHua> (it resets at end of round.)
[00:54] <Axel_Almer> (dude they hit I can't avoid that I only have a 11 to melee defense)
[00:54] <Dakota> (That's why I've been tossing out massive flurries of triple-attacks(
[00:55] <Dakota> (You might crit
)
[00:55] <Axel_Almer> roll 1d20+11 first
[00:55] <D-bot> 6,0Axel_Almer rolled :12,0 1d20+11 12,0first --> 12,0[ 1d20=7 ]12,0{18}
[00:55] <Axel_Almer> roll 1d20+9
[00:55] <D-bot> 6,0Axel_Almer rolled :12,0 1d20+9 --> 12,0[ 1d20=14 ]12,0{23}
[00:55] <Axel_Almer> roll 1d20+7
[00:55] <D-bot> 6,0Axel_Almer rolled :12,0 1d20+7 --> 12,0[ 1d20=7 ]12,0{14}
[00:55] <Axel_Almer> (yeah like I expected)
[00:55] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (I'll kill off Masamune then.)
[00:56] <Dorin> The spear head, and the butt end lay the smack down on Axel.
[00:56] <Dakota> (Bah, take your own
)
[00:56] <Dorin> roll 3#1d12+10
[00:56] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 3#1d12+10 --> 12,0[ 1d12=4 ]12,0{14}, 12,0[ 1d12=9 ]12,0{19}, 12,0[ 1d12=8 ]12,0{18}
[00:56] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (you know... that's an excellent idea...)
[00:57] <Dorin> The towering warrior then swings his weapon hard across at Bruce.
[00:57] <Dorin> roll 1d20+35
[00:57] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+35 --> 12,0[ 1d20=13 ]12,0{48}
[00:57] <Axel_Almer> (HP: 99)
[00:57] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> roll 1d20+32
[00:57] <D-bot> 6,0Cool_Hand_Bruce rolled :12,0 1d20+32 --> 12,0[ 1d20=17 ]12,0{49}
[00:57] * Dakota licks her lips and speaks to XiangHua. "Could you help out the others? I am doing quite all right."
[00:57] * Cool_Hand_Bruce Blocks.
[00:57] <Dorin> (I stole that move of his from Onimusha 3, heh)
[00:57] <Dorin> (strength check)
[00:57] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Heh. Now That's Entertainment."
[00:57] <Dorin> roll 1d20+8
[00:57] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+8 --> 12,0[ 1d20=12 ]12,0{20}
[00:58] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> roll 1d20+3
[00:58] <D-bot> 6,0Cool_Hand_Bruce rolled :12,0 1d20+3 --> 12,0[ 1d20=5 ]12,0{8}
[00:58] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Str Check?)
[00:58] <Dorin> (yeah)
[00:58] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (On a Block?)
[00:58] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (That attack was way too high to be a disarm)
[00:58] <Dakota> (Lest ye be flung back into the wall
)
[00:58] <Dorin> And while he blocks the blow, Bruce is thrown into the air from the force, skidding across the floor some ten feet away.
[00:58] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (ah.)
[00:59] <Dorin> (fortitude save
)
[00:59] <Dorin> roll 1d4 Damage
[00:59] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (I need to make one?)
[00:59] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d4 12,0Damage --> 12,0[ 1d4=3 ]12,0{3}
[00:59] <Dorin> (yeap)
[00:59] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> roll 1d20+8
[00:59] <D-bot> 6,0Cool_Hand_Bruce rolled :12,0 1d20+8 --> 12,0[ 1d20=3 ]12,0{11}
[00:59] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Why a fort save?)
[00:59] <Dorin> (stunned for a round)
[00:59] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (I successfully blocked.)
[00:59] <Dorin> The pain of the landing takes Bruce's breath.
[01:00] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (That shouldn't have happened.
[01:00] <Dorin> (You would prefer it be the wall next time?)
[01:00] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (No, it's just a sucessful block means his attacjk doesn't affect.
[01:00] * Axel_Almer spits blood, "looks like we need to focus on one of these brutes before we take out Miss I'm all talk yet no action"
[01:00] <Dorin> (and you went soaring through the air)
[01:00] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (so I take 1 damage?)
[01:01] <Dakota> (Um, Bruce, you BLOCKED. You blocked a superstrength character)
[01:01] <Dakota> (Nuff said?)
[01:01] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> *3 damage
[01:01] <Dorin> (yeah, and you're offbalance next round; -2 to everything; it's not bad really, just an irritant)
[01:02] <Dorin> (imagine blocking a baseball bat with your forearm? that's the idea ;P)
[01:02] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (well, if I had dodged I would have been hit... so yeah.)
[01:02] <Dorin> (take your little skid mark lumps and let that be it)
[01:02] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> But His attack should Have Reflected
[01:02] <Dorin> (That keeps your guitar from breaking)
[01:03] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (I should have gotten a deflection opportunity)
[01:03] <Dorin> (I'll think on the matter later; no arguing)
[01:03] <Axel_Almer> (...enough with the rules lawyering 1. the GM is always right, 2. you can point out mistakes fromthe books but 3, the GM is always right)
[01:03] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (bah.)
[01:03] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (shadows)
[01:03] <Dorin> The shadows came together and pooled up into a mass. Waiting quietly at their mistress' side.
[01:04] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Stun doesn't keep me from attacking does it?)
[01:04] <Dorin> (nope)
[01:04] <Dorin> just a -2 on it)
[01:04] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (k. My turn?)
[01:04] <Dorin> (si, then Hua can take her extra action, and anyone else who wants to use them)
[01:04] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Where's Masamune's Sword?)
[01:05] <Dorin> (laying somewhere behind Dakota)
[01:05] <Dorin> (you could stumble over to it)
[01:05] <XiangHua> (I used mine to increase FF, remember? Although, hm. If nobody took the sword yet, I'll do it for my EA instead.)
[01:05] * Cool_Hand_Bruce teleports to teh sword and yaoinks it up)
[01:05] <Dorin> that's your action?)
[01:05] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (that's one of them. I have an extra attacjk too. I can use that can't I?)
[01:06] <Dorin> As soon as Bruce's hand clasps on the hilt of the sword, lightning shoots up arm, forcing him to drop it, nerves numb from the motion.
[01:06] <Dakota> (You... did)
[01:06] <Dorin> (si)
[01:06] <Dorin> eoll 2d8 lightning
[01:06] <Dorin> roll 2d8 lightning
[01:06] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 2d8 12,0lightning --> 12,0[ 2d8=8 ]12,0{8}
[01:06] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Damn that hurts."
[01:06] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (am I In Melee Range of anyone?)
[01:06] <Dorin> The woman laughs from behind Honda. "Stupid, no one but Masamune can hold that sword!"
[01:07] <Dorin> (Masamune)
[01:07] <Axel_Almer> "we need some tactics here or we are gonna get killed out here," he says again, "we need to focus on them one at a time if we are gonna do anything to them"
[01:07] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> Roll 1d20+18
[01:07] <D-bot> 6,0Cool_Hand_Bruce rolled :12,0 1d20+18 --> 12,0[ 1d20=13 ]12,0{31}
[01:07] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Yeah lady. I noticed."
[01:07] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (I attack Masamune.)
[01:07] <Dorin> roll 1d20+23
[01:07] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+23 --> 12,0[ 1d20=6 ]12,0{29}
[01:08] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (is he flatfooted?)
[01:08] <Dorin> (just disarmed)
[01:08] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Ah well.)
[01:08] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> roll 828
[01:08] <D-bot> 6,0Cool_Hand_Bruce rolled :12,0 828 --> 12,0{828}
[01:08] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> roll 8d8
[01:08] <D-bot> 6,0Cool_Hand_Bruce rolled :12,0 8d8 --> 12,0[ 8d8=31 ]12,0{31}
[01:08] * Dakota frowns. "This is my fight, rock star."
[01:09] <Dorin> With a mighty swing, the weapon cleave up Masamune's chest, who's eyes roll back in his head, and the dead man collapses.
[01:09] <Dorin> "Rats!"
[01:09] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "yeah well, just taking my chances where I see em Mahou Shojou -chan."
[01:09] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "I rocked His World."
[01:09] * Axel_Almer looks at Dakota, "we'll be screwed if we keep as we are doing we need to focus on the spear idiot now"
[01:10] * Dakota turns somewhat. "Remind me to enjoy beating you up sometime."
[01:10] <Dorin> "Oh, he's down. Not out, stupid."
[01:10] <Dorin> (Cut scene time)
[01:10] * Axel_Almer points at the lady, "and you shut up I've had it up to hear with your endless motor mouth" he says indicating way over his head with his hand
[01:10] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Hmm... You know what Magical Girl? I find that Hand Eye Coordination decreases Significantly with the loss of teh head."
[01:11] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "That might keep him out of our hair for a while."
[01:11] <Dorin> The old man sits up and groans. "Gah. Knew someone would attack, stupid advisors think they know everything." He pulls something from his belt and presses it. "Reinforcements on their way. This'll be over in a minute."
[01:11] <Dorin> "Damn! Time to cut and run!"
[01:11] <Dakota> (Awwww! Wait a minute!)
[01:11] <Dorin> (Hmm? heh)
[01:12] <Dorin> "No one said it was going to be that easy
[01:12] <Dorin> )
[01:12] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Wait. we don't even get to Chop off this guy's head?))
[01:12] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Damn it, You can't Run! I Haven't Killed you yet!"
[01:12] <Dorin> (top of the order)
[01:12] * Dakota shakes her head, sighing. "And you have the chance to fight martial arts masters from the lost ages of history? THIS is what you do with it?"
[01:12] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Or whatever you do to Zombies..."
[01:12] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (top of the order is me.)
[01:13] <Dorin> "You can't kill them you dumbass! That's what's so great about them."
[01:13] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "I can kill YOU."
[01:13] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (My Turn then?)
[01:13] <Dorin> "They're dead bodies and disembodied spirts in need of someone to give them purpose. I did!"
[01:13] <Dorin> (Yes)
[01:13] <Axel_Almer> "so we need to kill you instead fair enough"
[01:13] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (can I cut off Masamune's Head?)
[01:13] <Dorin> (he's not going to be resisting)
[01:14] <Dakota> (Don't bother, he'll just come back. Dude's already dead)
[01:14] * Cool_Hand_Bruce teleports behind the lady and Swings his axe again.
[01:14] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> roll 1d20+18
[01:14] <Dorin> "Gah!"
[01:14] <D-bot> 6,0Cool_Hand_Bruce rolled :12,0 1d20+18 --> 12,0[ 1d20=18 ]12,0{36}
[01:14] <Dorin> roll 1d20+17
[01:14] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+17 --> 12,0[ 1d20=1 ]12,0{18}
[01:15] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Eat Heavy Metal Lady."
[01:15] <Axel_Almer> (oh yeah rock on baby)
[01:15] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (she's flatfooted?)
[01:15] <Dorin> (yeap)
[01:15] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> roll 8d8+2d6
[01:15] <D-bot> 6,0Cool_Hand_Bruce rolled :12,0 8d8+2d6 --> 12,0[ 8d8=30 2d6=6 ]12,0{36}
[01:15] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Behold, the Glory Of Rock!"
[01:16] <Dorin> The weapon cleaves a nice track up her back, and she shrieks in pain. "Uh...now I'm really pissed."
[01:16] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "You know... Normal people would be really dead right now."
[01:16] <Dorin> "I'm not 'normal people.'"
[01:16] <Dorin> (anything else?)
[01:16] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (extra Attack)
[01:17] <Dorin> (go for it)
[01:17] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "You aren't huh? Well then I'll Have to Give you an Encore!"
[01:17] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> roll 1d20+16
[01:17] <D-bot> 6,0Cool_Hand_Bruce rolled :12,0 1d20+16 --> 12,0[ 1d20=14 ]12,0{30}
[01:17] <Dorin> roll 1d20+35
[01:17] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+35 --> 12,0[ 1d20=12 ]12,0{47}
[01:17] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Damn Spear dude...)
[01:17] <Dorin> Honda this time, prepared, swings down his spear and knocks the weapon aside.
[01:17] <Dorin> (Lance, you in?)
[01:17] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "you know. It's rude to butt in on a fight..."
[01:18] <XiangHua> (Extra attacks? I mentioned where mine was going twice now
)
[01:18] <Dorin> (you'll be the only one who can appreciate the "oh shit" factor about to come)
[01:18] <Dorin> (well, did you spend it on your forcefield or not?!)
[01:18] <XiangHua> (I did)
[01:18] <Dorin> (unless you've got two ranks of it then, you used up everything last round)
[01:19] <XiangHua> (...Hm? You mean the forcefield, or the EA? I did use up the EA.)
[01:19] * Cool_Hand_Bruce flips his forcefield on as a noncombat action
[01:20] <Dorin> (you attacked one, the extra attack would've been spent to renew the forecfield)
[01:20] <XiangHua> (Ding! So I'm out.)
[01:20] <Dorin> (but, you'll appreciate this one, heh)
[01:20] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (ladyy's turn.)
[01:20] <XiangHua> (So do it
)
[01:20] <Dorin> "Fine, I'm tired of playing games with you people. Lu Bu!"
[01:20] <XiangHua> (...I'm the only one here who knows Lu Bu?)
[01:20] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (nope!)
[01:21] <XiangHua> (Good!)
[01:21] <Dakota> (Well, I've never played the appropriate game, but I've heard said dude spoken of
)
[01:21] <JiaGai> (Lu who?)
[01:21] <Dorin> And another portal opened, this time before Bruce, and an even more hulking figure than Honda rises up. Wielding a half cresent bladed spear. His eyes pale-white like the other two.
[01:21] <Axel_Almer> (oh god...not Lu Bu)
[01:21] <Dorin> (heheheheheh!)
[01:21] * XiangHua narrows her eyes, and shifts backward a step. "...The rest of you. Get ready to run. Wait for the man's reinforcements. Don't try to attack him."
[01:21] <Cool_Hand_Bruce>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lu_Bu
[01:21] * Axel_Almer steps back, "were fucked now"
[01:22] <Axel_Almer> "no shit miss sherlock"
[01:22] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "... You know, This constant summoning of dead Generals is getting rather tiresome."
[01:22] * Dakota taps her sword. "Scinfaxi, shrink down for a bit." It reverts into a pendant at her neck, and she simply steps around to duck down and heft Masamune's bigass sword.
[01:22] <JiaGai> (*knows who he is*)
[01:22] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "It was a cool special effect once. Now It's Just grating."
[01:22] <Dorin> The woman laughs. "You'd better believe it! Fucked with a sharpened broom handle!"
[01:22] <XiangHua> (Yup. Jia is a Fengxianist!)
[01:23] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Pale. You don't want to Heft that Sword.)
[01:23] <Dakota> The lightning crackles across her body, and she ignores it, swinging the sword in a large arc before bracing it with a smile. "I like this."
[01:23] <Dorin> In an amazing display, lightning snarling around her hands. Somehow Dakota holds onto the sword.
[01:23] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (or maybe you do?)
[01:23] <Dakota> (Did that eat up one of my Extra Attacks?)
[01:23] <Axel_Almer> "couldn't you find some weak ass Knights but no you had to get the lame ass powerfull generals is it ego stroking cause your bust size isn't doing it"
[01:23] <Dorin> (si)
[01:24] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Wait. How Come the Magical Girl gets to hold the sword?"
[01:24] <Dorin> (what's more coming Dakota?)
[01:24] * Dakota goes for Honda. "Term's 'Knight', learn it!"
[01:24] <Dakota> roll 3#1d20+20-4
[01:24] <D-bot> 6,0Dakota rolled :12,0 3#1d20+20-4 --> 12,0[ 1d20=3 ]12,0{19}, 12,0[ 1d20=4 ]12,0{20}, 12,0[ 1d20=9 ]12,0{25}
[01:24] <Dorin> roll 1d20+35
[01:24] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+35 --> 12,0[ 1d20=13 ]12,0{48}
[01:24] <Dakota> (Ah well, rolls blow. Maybe one will hit
)
[01:24] <Axel_Almer> "Love and justice counters Hard Rock and Parties"
[01:24] <Dorin> roll 1d20+33
[01:24] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+33 --> 12,0[ 1d20=16 ]12,0{49}
[01:24] <Dorin> roll 1d20+31
[01:24] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+31 --> 12,0[ 1d20=7 ]12,0{38}
[01:24] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "You look more like a Priestess than a Knight girl."
[01:25] <Dorin> The towering warrior easily bats the strikes aside.
[01:25] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Blasphemy. Nothing's more powerful than Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll!"
[01:25] * Dakota isn't bothered, swirling the huge sword easily enough.
[01:25] <Dorin> (anything else?)
[01:25] <Axel_Almer> "say that to the Magical Miko over there heafting the big ass sword"
[01:26] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "I will. After she puts down the bigass sword."
[01:26] <Dakota> (No other acts to do anything else with
)
[01:26] <Dorin> A groan comes from the body of Masamune, who cracks his neck and sits up slowly.
[01:26] <Dakota> (You just told me my Extra Attack was eaten up
)
[01:26] <Dorin> He does not act, but he is up...
[01:26] <Dorin> (Hua)
[01:26] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "damn it! I just Killed you! You should have the Common Courtesy to stay dead at least a while longer.
[01:26] * XiangHua considers for a moment, then begins to reinforce her Force Field yet again to bring it back up to full strength; otherwise, for now, she waits.
[01:27] <XiangHua> (Saving EA for end of turn.)
[01:27] <Axel_Almer> "dude kill the bitch kill the minions"
[01:27] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "well, at east he doesn't have that damn sword."
[01:27] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> *least
[01:27] <XiangHua> "...It's not that difficult. All you have to do is master your own energy to cope with the lightning. Perhaps if you had chosen to work on your own abilities before relying on your weapons, you would also be able to do it."
[01:27] <Axel_Almer> (you notice I've tried to do everything in my power to make that lady mad at me and nothing's phased me)
[01:28] <Axel_Almer> (^her)
[01:28] <Dorin> Honda turns to Dakota and Axel. He swipes the spear across in a hard horiztonal slice at both.
[01:28] <Dakota> (What can be said? Naught competes with the annoyance power of Strat)
[01:28] <Dorin> roll 1d20+33
[01:28] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+33 --> 12,0[ 1d20=14 ]12,0{47}
[01:28] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Hey, Chun Li, I don't tell you how to kick. You don't tell me how to Rock."
[01:28] <Dakota> roll 1d20+22+2
[01:28] <D-bot> 6,0Dakota rolled :12,0 1d20+22+2 --> 12,0[ 1d20=8 ]12,0{32}
[01:29] <Axel_Almer> roll 1d20+11
[01:29] <D-bot> 6,0Axel_Almer rolled :12,0 1d20+11 --> 12,0[ 1d20=14 ]12,0{25}
[01:29] <Dorin> roll 3d8+4
[01:29] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 3d8+4 --> 12,0[ 3d8=12 ]12,0{16}
[01:29] <Dorin> The speed of the blow catches both completely offguard and knocks them back from the airpressure.
[01:29] <Axel_Almer> (HP: 83)
[01:29] * Dakota blinks, her chihaya not even damaged.
[01:29] <Dakota> "Ouch?"
[01:30] <Dorin> Honda frowns and lowers his spear and charges forward for Dakota.
[01:30] <Dorin> roll 1d20+35
[01:30] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+35 --> 12,0[ 1d20=3 ]12,0{38}
[01:30] <Dakota> roll 1d20+20+2
[01:30] <D-bot> 6,0Dakota rolled :12,0 1d20+20+2 --> 12,0[ 1d20=9 ]12,0{31}
[01:30] <Dakota> (Sigh... I could've actually dodged this one too...)
[01:30] <Dorin> roll 5d8+4 Armor piercing
[01:31] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 5d8+4 12,0Armor piercing --> 12,0[ 5d8=21 ]12,0{25}
[01:31] * Dakota winces, a bit more painful this time. As soon as he pulls it out, the wound starts glowing.
[01:31] <Axel_Almer> (I mean come on I insulted her breast size)
[01:32] <Dorin> The spear cleaves through her magical wards and takes hold. With more ease then should be allowed, she is flipped upside down and slamed into the ground, craking the cement.
[01:32] <Dorin> roll 6d8+10
[01:32] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 6d8+10 --> 12,0[ 6d8=24 ]12,0{34}
[01:32] <Dakota> (Owwww.)
[01:32] <Dakota> (Linked Attack?)
[01:32] <Dorin> The woman giggles, despite her bad shape. "That looked painful, and it's a new floor too."
[01:33] <Dorin> (yeap)
[01:33] * Dakota winces. "Damnation, and here I was hoping I could hold back a bit."
[01:33] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (it's a wooden floor. how's it crack the cement?)
[01:33] <Dorin> "Lu Bu, be a dear and cleave me a road please."
[01:33] <Dorin> (oh be picky)
[01:33] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (yep)
[01:33] <Dorin> The impact splinters wood, and down into the cement, which cracks.
[01:34] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (much better.)
[01:34] <Axel_Almer> "how about you shut up you flat chested tomboy"
[01:34] <Dorin> The hulking body of Lu Bu charges forward, one arm grabbing the injured woman, and the other thrusting out his spear at Bruce.
[01:34] <Dorin> roll 1d20+38
[01:34] <D-bot> 6,0Dorin rolled :12,0 1d20+38 --> 12,0[ 1d20=1 ]12,0{39}
[01:34] <XiangHua> (Har)
[01:34] <Dorin> (and missing entirely)
[01:34] <Dakota> (Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!)
[01:34] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> roll 1d20+28 (Dodge)
[01:35] <D-bot> 6,0Cool_Hand_Bruce rolled :12,0 1d20+28 12,0(Dodge) --> 12,0[ 1d20=20 ]12,0{48}
[01:35] <Dorin> (heh)
[01:35] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Do I get a Free COunter?)
[01:35] <Dorin> (Bruce: Oh shit, trainnnnn! *dives aside*)
[01:35] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Seriously> I should.)
[01:35] <Dorin> (si)
[01:35] <Axel_Almer> "and this is suposed to be the mose feared general of all of china's history, don't make me laugh"
[01:35] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> Roll 1d20+14 Heavy Metal
[01:35] <D-bot> 6,0Cool_Hand_Bruce rolled :12,0 1d20+14 12,0Heavy Metal --> 12,0[ 1d20=19 ]12,0{33}
[01:36] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Flat Footed?)
[01:36] <D-bot> (we'll just make it automatic, cause I'm nice; because unless he crit fails again, you'll never hit him)
[01:36] <D-bot> (not flat footed, but free attack)
[01:36] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (So 8d8 or 8d8+2d6?)
[01:36] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> roll 8d8
[01:36] <D-bot> 6,0Cool_Hand_Bruce rolled :12,0 8d8 --> 12,0[ 8d8=34 ]12,0{34}
[01:37] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> You can't Fight Heavy Metal.
[01:37] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> *" "
[01:37] <Dorin> The axe catches the towering warrior in his stomach, and cuts through his armor, but doesn't seem to do much to slow him down as he moves.
[01:37] <Axel_Almer> "hey tomboy looks like your golden boy is a dud"
[01:37] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "man... What does it take to kill you damn Zombies?"
[01:37] <Dorin> The shadows form a barrier in the hole that was left behind from the entrance.
[01:38] <Dorin> The old man grunts. "Leave them. The fight is over"
[01:38] * Cool_Hand_Bruce frowns for the first time since he's been down here.
[01:39] * ComradeTaro has joined #ikki
[01:39] <Dorin> Honda and Masamune both sink into the floor, through portals that open beneath them. The sword in Dakota's hand turns into partcles of dust that follow their owner.
[01:39] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Leave them? The woman still lives."
[01:39] <Dorin> "You'll never catch the trickster. If she can throw those kinds of warriors at you, I'd hate to imagine what she did for an escape route."
[01:40] * Dakota pouts. "I was hoping to keep that."
[01:40] <Axel_Almer> "damn tomboy she'll get what's comming to her one day" he says with a fire in his eye
[01:40] <D-bot> With a grunt, the old man looks at the downed warriors and frowns. "Some are more worthless than I thought. Well, the matter is settled."
[01:40] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Eh, you already have one nifty sword. You don't need another one."
[01:41] * XiangHua nods, and relaxes her stance a bit. "...By now, you should get it. They can put up that sort of performance for hours and hours on end. We can't. That's what makes them so troublesome, especially Lu Bu. They're the sort of people who just wouldn't die even when they were amongst the living. What matter is settled, then?"
[01:41] * Dakota cocks her head. "I suppose this trims it down to the 'semifinals'?"
[01:41] <D-bot> The man points around. "All of you, who've proven to be heads above the rest of these warriors, are going on a little quest for the Phoenix Group."
[01:42] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "oh? What happened to 'There can be Only One'?"
[01:42] * Dakota stretches slightly, her wounds still glowing as the chihaya fades back into her normal clothing. She frowns. "Really. We are."
[01:42] <Dorin> "This was all just a test to see who could stand up, and who couldn't. We knew *someone* would attack, we couldn't be sure who."
[01:43] * Axel_Almer raises an eyebrow, "a quest"
[01:43] * Axel_Almer looks at Bruce, "that's only for the Highlander"
[01:43] * XiangHua shook her head. "...A brutal way to handle it. The rest of them are going to get up, aren't they?"
[01:43] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Wait. you have more than One crazy Necromancer trying to get this bauble? What is it?"
[01:44] * Dakota leans back slightly, waiting.
[01:44] <Dorin> "They'll be fine. And this?" He pulled out the item. "A piece of tin covered in gold-filligree (spelling). The real item is too valuable to be carried around so carelessly."
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[01:44] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "... Y9ou know. That actually makes a lot of sense."
[01:44] <Dorin> "The woman should have summoned up Jia Xu or Sima Yi, this ruse worked better than I suspected it would."
[01:46] * XiangHua nods, and her face quirks into a slight smile. "...Not Zhuge Liang or Zhou Yu? Well, I suppose the two of them would've been less likely to help her. What task do you have for us, then?"
[01:46] <Dorin> "But, anyway. Everyone needs rest, I'll explain things after you're all patched up." And he proceeded to leave. People burst through the doors seconds later. Grabbing down warriors and loading them onto gurnies; while others came to tend to the injured party.
[01:46] <Dorin> (and closing rp, and then end session)
[01:47] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> So? EXP?
[01:47] * Dakota frowns, completely uninjured and no longer glowing.
[01:47] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> CP?
[01:47] <Dorin> (no one has anything to add?)
[01:47] * Axel_Almer looks back winceing at his side from "damn that was brutal
[01:48] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Man, That rocked."
[01:48] <Dorin> (and 2500 XP on the evening, and 3 CP all around)
[01:49] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "It's not every day you get to fight Legendary Undead warriors with magical Weapons."
[01:49] <Axel_Almer> "that's cause you got some lucky hits," he says again, "they had some impressive skill, range I'd only wish to achive"
[01:49] * Dakota shakes her head. "So why do you waste the opportunity?"
[01:49] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> Waste? If I recall I did the most damage out of all of Us. Felling one and being the only one to hit the other two."
[01:50] * XiangHua also stands completely uninjured, despite once having received seemed to be a solid hit to the stomach from Masamune. "...A bit unfortunate how this turned out. But it could have been worse. Be careful not to let too much of it get to your head; you can see how much effect your attack had on that last one when he came."
[01:50] <Axel_Almer> "we needed to focus on the tomboy controling them, she falls they fall simple as that"
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[01:50] <Dorin> (and no, I wasn't keeping a Guan Yu or a Nobunaga up my sleeve, I think you had enough to worry about ;P)
[01:51] * Dakota raises an eyebrow. "You have the opportunity to duel one-on-one with some of the greatest from history, and you doubleteam and cheapshot them?"
[01:51] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Really? I wanted to fight Guan Yu)
[01:51] <Axel_Almer> (what no Yagu Jubei)
[01:51] <Dorin> (lol; maybe later)
[01:51] <XiangHua> "They'll defend her if they can. What we need...is a way to strike her regardless of what may be in the way." Xiang shakes her head now, looking a bit thoughtful.
[01:52] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Well, I said, Fight. I didn't say Fight Fair. We can't all be so gung ho about Love and Justice you know."
[01:52] <Axel_Almer> "lady where I come from you use every advantage you can get"
[01:52] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "And I have a way. Of course... I couldn't use it with all of you there. I was fighting at half ability."
[01:53] * Dakota frowns. "Rock star, you've been watching too much TV."
[01:53] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Oh? You don't like Justice? How do you feel about Love then?"
[01:53] * Cool_Hand_Bruce raises an Eyebrow in Silent Innuedno
[01:54] * XiangHua raises an eyebrow at Bruce, and shook her head, and seems to be about to speak...but apparently changes her mind, and just shakes her head again.
[01:54] <Axel_Almer> "down boy, that's my stick"
[01:54] <Dakota> "I'm underage, and uninterested."
[01:54] * Cool_Hand_Bruce lowers his eyebrow immediately.
[01:55] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Oh? You look older. Ah well, I'm not one to force the issue."
[01:55] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Still, if you're not after Love and Justice, what are you after?"
[01:56] * Dakota raises an eyebrow. "Duty and honor. I told you, I'm a Knight."
[01:56] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Ah. that's Too Bad. It's like I told that Lady. Chivalry is dead."
[01:57] <Dakota> "As is rock and roll."
[01:57] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Rock and Roll ain't Noise Pollution. You can't Kill Rock and Roll."
[01:57] <Axel_Almer> (very interesting dynamic we got working here)
[01:58] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (much more easy going)
[01:58] * Dakota flexes her hand, and it starts glowing purple. "Can I try?"
[01:58] <Axel_Almer> "woah lady no blasting people you just met, besides the undead famous warriors"
[01:58] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Now Now, a pretty girl like you needs her beauty sleep after such a good fight."
[01:59] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "and I'm gonna be a bit too busy Tuning my Guitar."
[01:59] * Dakota raises an eyebrow. "You're the one all scratched up."
[01:59] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "ah, That's cause I was doing a bit more fighting."
[02:00] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "they saw me as a Bigger Threat. But don't you worry. Tis But a Scratch."
[02:00] * Dakota cocks her head. "Oh? Looked like they were all but ignoring you."
[02:01] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Did It? Well, if Being Bum Rushed by Lu Bu is being ignored, I'd hate to be payed attention to."
[02:01] <Dakota> "Bum rushed? He tripped over his own feet. If you had trouble with THAT..."
[02:02] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "He tripped over his own feet into my Axe.
[02:02] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "And that's the Important part."
[02:02] * Axel_Almer roates his shoulder before being headed off by a medic, "welp looks like I'm up see you tommarrow"
[02:02] <Axel_Almer> (and with that i must go)
[02:03] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "Lu Bu's Less than Legendary Prowess ain't the issue here Girl, The fact that he tried to attack me, and not you. Is."
[02:03] <Dakota> "Yes, I'm sure the way random chance lets you land a light scratch on him that he'll have recovered in half a minute is ever-so-important."
[02:05] * Dakota chuckles slightly. "Well, if that makes you happy with how your life has turned out..."
[02:05] <Dorin> (thoughts or anything before I go crashing myself?)
[02:05] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> Now, If You're done trying to boost your egho after your less than impressive showing, I have an axe to tune and a song to write. After that fight, I feel Inspired."
[02:05] * Cool_Hand_Bruce walks off to Tunbe his Axe
[02:05] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> *Tune
[02:05] <Axel_Almer> "Fighting the Necro?"
[02:05] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (Nah Doruin. Seems good.)
[02:05] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> "We'll see where the Music takes me."
[02:05] <Axel_Almer> (none here as well)
[02:06] <Dakota> (Bah, and here I thought it was absolutely silent
)
[02:06] <Dakota> (Stupid thing took like ten minutes to show anything...)
[02:06] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (heh.)
[02:07] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (man. 3 CP... That could be damn useful. I think I'll take 3 ranks of DR.)
[02:07] <Cool_Hand_Bruce> (i'm gonna need em.)
[02:07] <Axel_Almer> (yeah same here)
[02:07] <Axel_Almer> (same)
[02:07] <Axel_Almer> (anyways night guys)
[02:07] * Axel_Almer is now known as Light02
[02:08] * Dakota cocks her head. "Well, while you recover from your injuries, I have something to discuss with our illustrious organizer."
[02:08] * Dakota walks off.
[02:08] * Cool_Hand_Bruce is now known as Stratagemini
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Session Start: Wed Oct 03 02:08:25 2007
Session Ident: #ikki
[02:08] * Now talking in #ikki
[02:08] * Topic is 'Bruce, Lady, Dakota, Dude, Hua, Axel, Honda-zombie, Shadows[again last]'
[02:08] * Set by Dorin on Wed Oct 03 00:19:02
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Session Close: Wed Oct 03 02:08:30 2007
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[02:08] <Stratagemini> man. My character had an impressive showing.
[02:08] <Light02> (my characters thought 'what an ice queen')
[02:08] <Stratagemini> Pale's did too I guess.
[02:08] <Light02> and mine purely sucked
[02:09] <Stratagemini> Nah. Your RP was good.
[02:09] <Pale_Wolf> Wait, impressive? I didn't even start trying to HURT them! ;_;
[02:09] <Pale_Wolf>
[02:09] <Light02> yeah rp wise it was ok battle wise he sucked
[02:09] <Stratagemini> but if I were you? I'd sink those 3 CP into either a combat skill or more Dex.
[02:09] <Light02> I couldn't hit I couldn't dodge
[02:10] <Pale_Wolf> And yeah, maybe take a dig into your mechanics and see how it is. Maybe you have 3000 HP? Or something might be misspent?
[02:10] <Stratagemini> He only has like 8 points of Defects Pale.
[02:10] <Light02> 3k bah I only got 140
[02:10] <Stratagemini> 140?
[02:10] <Stratagemini> HP.
[02:10] <Stratagemini> ah.
[02:10] <Pale_Wolf> 8 pts? I've only got 7.
[02:10] <Light02> d10+4*10
[02:10] <Pale_Wolf> So... Definitely something wrong in the mechanics.
[02:11] <Stratagemini> Yeah Pale. But you have an alt form and an IOP
[02:11] <Stratagemini> Those give you back a couple points
[02:11] <Light02> and I'm straight character
[02:11] <Light02> no alt form no iop no nothing
[02:11] <Stratagemini> as opposed to what? A Bi character?
[02:11] <Pale_Wolf> Not really, Strat, the alt forms actually reduce my CP total to be able to switch between them
[02:11] <Pale_Wolf> Whip your sheet over to me and I'll see what's up with it.
[02:12] <Light02> I mean as no alt forms or the such
[02:12] <Pale_Wolf> At the LEAST you should have the free three ranks of Magic.
[02:12] <Light02> spent all that on my attacks
[02:12] <Pale_Wolf> Though, I'll be a while before I actually can take a look at it.
[02:12] <XiangHua> Purely sucked would be me.
[02:12] <XiangHua> But I have a lot of redesign to do.
[02:12] <Pale_Wolf> You didn't even get scratched
[02:13] <Light02> yeah you lucked out lance
[02:13] <XiangHua> Since, for example, I didn't find out I had taken an attribute that had been house ruled to half strength until 15 minutes pre-game.
[02:13] <XiangHua> I also only even got attacked once, for good reason.
[02:13] <Pale_Wolf> Gah.
[02:13] <Pale_Wolf> Well, it WAS a super-hacked attribute
[02:13] <Light02> I got damaged and couldn't hit
[02:13] <Light02> so yeah somethings wrong there
[02:14] <Light02> you want me to send it too you to look at when you get time wolf?
[02:14] <Pale_Wolf> Yeah, I'll see what's up. No offence, but there's no way you can have somehow missed getting ANY advantage.
[02:14] <Stratagemini> Lance also didn't dodge shit and didn't hit with anything.
[02:15] <Light02> remember it's 2/4 for attack skills
[02:15] <Pale_Wolf> There's probably something twitched up in the mechanics.
[02:15] <Stratagemini> and Lance. That nerfed attribute saved your ass.
[02:16] <Stratagemini> Light, beef up your Melee unarmed combat skill to full.
[02:16] <Light02> Strata: that would eat up all my skill points
[02:16] <Stratagemini> that should allow you to at least Hit something.
[02:16] <Stratagemini> Up your Int.
[02:16] <XiangHua> It did, because, well.
[02:16] <XiangHua> In the five minutes pre-game, I readjusted things to get FF 5 instead of FF 2.
[02:16] <Stratagemini> at Level 10 each point into your int gives you 14 SP
[02:17] <XiangHua> Once I found out about house rules.
[02:17] <XiangHua> I think I just need to give up and twink the hell out of my stats.
[02:17] <Stratagemini> or was that 13 SP?
[02:17] <XiangHua> My highest stat is 16.
[02:17] <Stratagemini> ...
[02:17] <XiangHua> And everyone else seems to have 30+.
[02:17] <Stratagemini> Yeah, no wonder you suck.
[02:17] <Stratagemini> no. noone's above 30
[02:17] <XiangHua> Well. Don't you not add Strength to attack rolls?
[02:17] <JiaGai> 30+?
[02:17] <Stratagemini> but teh average is 20
[02:18] <Stratagemini> you add STr to Dammage rolls on muscle powered attacks
[02:18] <XiangHua> I can't figure out how the hell you people are getting consistent +25 and +28 and so on to attacks.
[02:18] <XiangHua> The best I can figure is a +23.
[02:18] <XiangHua> With max BAB progression and maxed out combat skill.
[02:18] <Pale_Wolf> +25? Nope, none of us are that high, that one's just the bad guys.
[02:19] <Pale_Wolf> I'm the highest at +20.
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[02:19] <Pale_Wolf> I just kept rolling at -4s to use Triple Attack
[02:19] <XiangHua> Ah. +20 is reachable.
[02:19] <Light02> Attacks
[02:19] <Light02> Hand to Hand: 10/5 + 7 = 17/12
[02:19] <Light02> Fists: 1d12+11
[02:19] <Light02> Kick: 1d12+11
[02:19] <Light02> Ki Attack: 10/5 + 5 = 15/10
[02:19] <Light02> HtH dodge: 11
[02:19] <Light02> Disttance Dodge: 8
[02:19] <Light02> that right there is my attack and dodge rolls
[02:19] <XiangHua> ...Yeah.
[02:20] <XiangHua> That looks like me, but a bit worse.
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[02:21] <Light02> anyways night guys
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[02:24] <Stratagemini> I also have +20 Pale.
[02:24] <Stratagemini> You ain't the highest
[02:26] <Stratagemini> and seriously guys. max out defence and attack skills.
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