WIC Agents should not do the following.

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Postby Raneko » Mon May 28, 2007 8:04 pm

So is the brood's list next?
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Postby Sunshine Temple » Mon May 28, 2007 8:05 pm

Yes, though new entries to this list could still be made.
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Postby lwf58 » Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:53 pm

All Agents are expected to have a strong stomach when working with the Brood. You can count on witnessing truly horrific combat scenarios, which often involve sights that Viet Nam did not prepare you for. So with that in mind:

Vomiting is forbidden. So is airing acid-flavored stew, letting loose a belch too far, aerial bile maneuvers, or launching a ballistic lunch. Under no circumstance may you barf, bark up breakfast, be a food fountain, be the mother bird, blow beans, blow biscuits, or blow cookies. Of course, blowing chunks is right out. Nor may you blow liquid kisses to the China goddess, bounce rubber food, bow before the porcelain throne, bring back the baby carrots, yodel the Brooklyn mating call, play the bulimic symphony, burp for the hearing impaired, or buy a round-trip meal ticket. You are not allowed to call Ralph on the big white telephone, call the dog to dinner, make carpet asterisks, imitate a carrot fountain, cast your bread upon the waters, cavitate, chew backwards, chuck your Cheerios, chunder, call chunks ahoy, clean the backs of your teeth, commit esophagus abuse, engage in commode hugging, cook up a pavement pizza, or curl and hurl. Regulations disallow a debut at the vomitorium, decorating the porcelain, deja spew, diarrhea the friendly way, displaying the lunch menu, driving the big white bus, dropping a few friends off at the pool, or dry heaves.

Always remember, the dignity of the Company's public image is in your hands.

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Postby Sunshine Temple » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:07 pm

lwf58 wrote:
(I'll just stop now. This can go on almost indefinitely!)


Yes it can, in interests of brevity I'll likely cut the vast list.
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:45 am

I will not rig company cell phones to ring as loud as possible or disable the phones' off buttons. Nor will I call company members while they are on a mission.
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Postby Spokavriel » Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:45 am

This is one that the Cell phone comment reminded me of.

I will not use Walkie Talkies Cell Phones or even a tape player to play tricks on people in the bathroom.

Just because the noise from our battles can scare the crap out of people doesn't mean it is intended as a cure for constipation.
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Postby Sunshine Temple » Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:50 am

Hmm... not sure they'd do something to risk a fight.

I'll have to work on these after work.
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Postby Spokavriel » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:35 am

I couldn't think of a good way to say they shouldn't use recordings from battle to scare the crap out of people with making sure it was shown as audio instead of video.
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Postby Sunshine Temple » Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:16 pm

Think Pat's is a bit too unprofesional/dangerous.

Not sure about the scatological humor in Spok's.

Hmm.
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Postby Spokavriel » Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:46 pm

It's just there are so few things anyone would do. How about

I will not use audio recordings of NH's to torture people.

Then it doesn't have the bathroom humor. The other aspects could be tacked on in addends.
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Postby Sunshine Temple » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:32 pm

Spokavriel wrote: It's just there are so few things anyone would do. How about

I will not use audio recordings of NH's to torture people.

Then it doesn't have the bathroom humor. The other aspects could be tacked on in addends.


That goes into another problem. That WIC does use torture. That is one of Eve's jobs.
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Postby Spokavriel » Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:55 pm

But they don't use recordings to do it. I think it's beneath WIC. But I guess adding in On personal time it would be a valid rule and still leave that tool in the company arsenal.
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Postby Sunshine Temple » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:03 pm

Spokavriel wrote: But they don't use recordings to do it. I think it's beneath WIC. But I guess adding in On personal time it would be a valid rule and still leave that tool in the company arsenal.


Hmm, could work.
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Re: WIC Agents should not do the following.

Postby camk4evr » Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:20 am

Sorry about the thread necromancy but I just came up with one (and I'm surprised no had thought of this one before):

Doom, Disgaia, Shin Megami Tensei, and any other video game you can think of, are not proper training materials
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Re: WIC Agents should not do the following.

Postby Spokavriel » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:38 am

I didn't say that one because I thought some of those games were great situational awareness training. The face in the corner is sometimes all the warning you get in DOOM to something that popped up in one of your blind spots and is about to kick your arse.
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