WIC Agents should not do the following.

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WIC Agents should not do the following.

Postby Sunshine Temple » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:29 pm

I was reading the http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html and some of it's clones and figured that Return could use one too.

For better access and easier editing the list has been moved to here fic/ As one of the appendices

Additions and suggestions are welcome.
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Postby Raneko » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:38 am

Agents are to refrain from using profanity in front of Miss Saotome's daughters. Or encouragement. Remember even though they are sexual demons. They are still impressionable, highly energetic, sensual and adventurous young women.
-We don't want a repeat of Flight 69


All herbal essence shampoo products are now banned from the base.
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Postby Sunshine Temple » Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:22 am

Heh, that one's cute.

Though I do wonder about "Flight 69"
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Postby Raneko » Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:54 am

Sunshine wrote:Heh, that one's cute.

Though I do wonder about "Flight 69"


That's easy.

I told this joke before.

The Akane and Nariko overheard someone say. "I don't give, a flying fuck what you do!"

Akane turned to Nariko. "Nariko, want too join the the mile high club?"

"Can we join in too?" Uyko and Misako ask.

The next Day.

Ranma is watching TV restraining the urge to kill her daughters.

TV: Flight 69 had to make an emregnecy landing. Due to unusal damage on the wings. In what engineers are calling a freak accident.

Ranma turns off the TV and turns to her girls. All of them look scared like they're Waiting to be excuted in some horrible manner.

"Anybody, care to explain this?" Ranma asked.
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:11 am

Must remember we are not MIB, no matter how cool we look in our sunglasses and our silver pens are not neuralizers

No matter how tempting it may be, even with Major Saotome's permission, Pandas are not in season.

Comments about working with Succubae in the city with the world's tallest free standing phalic symbol have already been made by wittier people.
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Postby crystlshake » Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:21 am

Heh, I think 17 is my favorite!

Use of company vans for the unathourized pick up school children is strictly prohibited.
-Upholstery cleaning fees will be garnished from your wages post-mortum.

Company members failing Company Standard Safety Drills are not elligible for the D- Program (i think thats right)
-Seriously, guys. Seriously. Manage your aggro or no res for you!

Brutal human dismemberment of terrorist factions by non-Brood Company Employees is frowned upon.
-Company missions are not a dine and date.
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Postby Sunshine Temple » Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:25 pm

Heh, very good guys.

These are so being added to the list.

Thanks.

Keep 'em coming

Edit: List has had the new entries added
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Postby P.H. Wise » Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:30 pm

Any and all Rocky Horror references made in regards to D-Program applicants are considered to be in bad taste.
- Even if Miss Saotome really can make you a succubus "in just seven days."
- This rule applies doubly to Agent Majors and Agent Weiss.
- Miss Saotome, Misako, and Noriko are not "Sweet Transvestites," and calling them such to their faces is considered to be ill advised.
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Postby Raneko » Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:05 pm

P.H. Wise wrote:Any and all Rocky Horror references made in regards to D-Program applicants are considered to be in bad taste.
- Even if Miss Saotome really can make you a succubus "in just seven days."
- This rule applies doubly to Agent Majors and Agent Weiss.
- Miss Saotome, Misako, and Noriko are not "Sweet Transvestites," and calling them such to their faces is considered to be ill advised.

*blinks Blinks*
I don't get it?
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Postby P.H. Wise » Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:04 pm

Raneko wrote:*blinks Blinks*
I don't get it?


Then here, let me explain it to you while we write a big red coloured 'V' on your forehead... ;)
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Postby crystlshake » Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:17 am

Making trips to Company holding cells shall not in any way be reffered to as 'making a stop at the candy shop'. Agents found using this or similar euphanisms for terrorist prisoners will be demoted one pay rank for 3 months. Punishment will be lifted pending service review and said agent passing the Company required Humane Sypathy test.
-WIC Brass understands the contempt Agents may feel for the 'people,' human or otherwise, that we may capture but encourages Agents to keep derogitory commentary out of earshot of said prisoners. The WIC Brass thanks you for your cooperation and support in our efforts to keep enemy subjegation an open option in our diplomatic communications with hostiles. Agents or other personel requiring further motivation are to be kindly reminded that Miss Saotome was once classified as hostile.
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Postby Sunshine Temple » Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:37 am

Thanks for the #40 Crystal.

I did cut it down to just the first sentance. For sucinctness.
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Postby crystlshake » Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:38 am

A bib is not regulation assault mission gear.
-No matter how appropriate it may be.

If Miss Saotome offers you something to eat, politely decline.
-Discretion is the better part of valor. No matter how many succubi cheer for you to 'Chug Chug'
-D-program members are reminded that until turning, eating humans is considered canibalism and frowned upon.

Brandishing a cross at a succubus, even as a joke, is not in good taste.
-Even if you soon will be....
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Postby Sunshine Temple » Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:51 am

Oooh, more. Neat.
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Postby crystlshake » Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:03 am

While field agents and surveilence teams are encouraged to use lingo to talk about classified Company information in mixed company, food euphanisms are discouraged.
-Pattern Silvers are not to be reffered to as or refferenced to 'Silver Platter'
-In addition rouge Sailor Mercury is not to be refered to as the 'Blue Plate Special'
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Appropriation of Company surveilance teams or special equipment for non-approved opperations carries heavy penalties.
-Yes, we know the see-thrue-walls technology is tempting to abuse. Dont do it. 'Combat Desensitization Video'-nuff said.
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