WIC Agents should not do the following.

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Postby P.H. Wise » Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:15 am

All agents are reminded that heckling the priests of the Order of Man during their mid-battle sermons is considered to be in bad taste.
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:17 am

Canada's Wonderland is the theme park in Vaughan not the Tendo Residence.


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Postby Raneko » Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:17 am

Speculating or arranging a Scubi Vs Tentacle monsters match with the Tokyo Branch is prohibited.
-Seriously The Japanese branches have done a very nice job of containing. And making sure that particular problem stays in Japan.

Remember when detaining Fairies remember to use the insect specimen jars, not the vacuum sealed air tight jars.
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Postby Pale Wolf » Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:21 am

All agents are reminded that heckling the priests of the Order of Man during their mid-battle sermons is considered to be in bad taste.


-Even though they deserve it.
-No we don't care how fun it is.
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Postby Sunshine Temple » Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:27 am

Oooh, thanks guys.

Almost up to 50.
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Postby Vasey » Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:45 pm

- 'Bite me' is not a recommended comeback when dealing with non-human entities.
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Postby Raneko » Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:24 pm

Jokes, cracks and pranks involving the expanded dietary habits of the brood will result in your imminent digestion.
-Signed: Ramna Sunshine Saotome
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Postby Sunshine Temple » Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:29 pm

Wooo!

It's up to 50.
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:00 pm

G&Sp correction:

50. Jokes, cracks and pranks involving the expanded dieter habits of the brood's. Will result in your imminent digestion.
-Signed: Ramna Sunshine Saotome


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Must not use Company resources to build a giant mecha for Nabiki to pilot.

Motor pool is not allowed to requisiton or mix pink paint for the Company vehicles, no matter how cute Nabiki says they are.
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Postby Raneko » Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:41 pm

Anyone got any good blood bank jokes?
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Postby camk4evr » Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:36 am

There is no blood in a 'Bloody Mary'
-It doesn't matter who you're making it for
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Postby crystlshake » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:00 am

Remember to double check your clip when leaving the fireing range, or training exercises. Agents may be called to perform unexpectedly.
-And you dont want to be shooting blanks. :wink:
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Postby Raneko » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:58 am

Senior NCOs and Combat unit commanders are to remind new arrivals. That Jodies involving the killing or maiming or other "physical action" against sucubi are prohibited.

The Adams Family theme song is not a Jody.
-even if I have my own witty rendition that involves the Saotome Family.

Since the WIC has officers, I'm going to assume that there are enlisted ranks.

No matter how good Miss Saotome is with her hands. I will not bug her for back rubs.
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Postby Sunshine Temple » Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:18 pm

Woo.

Thanks guys added some more to the main list.
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Postby Raneko » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:47 am

Cats and Miss Saotome DON'T MIX!
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